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Chuck Norris puts baby in the corner.

    ...yeah, i know my audience.  none of you will get that.

I think that Chuck Norris is Overrated, yeah...thats right I said it

Steevo  go find a rock and hit your head on it

CHUCK is BEAST

and why is he a beast? what makes his so beastly? he's just some actor

chuck norris tears can cure cancer,
to bad he's never cried

good one garruswrex

chuck norris jumped into a swimming pool and Chuck Norris didnt get wet, the water got chuck norris.

Chuck Norris and Mr.T walked into a bar and it blew up because no building can hold that much Awsomeness

the only cure for cancer is chuck norri's tears....sadly he doesnt cry

@ Bob. 
yeah read up a page, dude

@ steevo
to be real for a moment, to call chuck norris an actor is an insult to actors.  he's a martial arts master (arguably) who happened to have a surprisingly long running TV show and do a few movies.

that being said, 

chuck norris doesnt go hunting, because hunting implies a chance of failure.  chuck norris goes killing.

These are my top 5 ( not in any order)

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

^^My Fav. Facts^^
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