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Chuck Norris Facts

Posted Apr 12, '08 at 5:25pm

Burnt0ut

Burnt0ut

22 posts

Gold - Serf

My pictures don't work... My fact is that Chuck Noris has a secret book

 

Posted Apr 12, '08 at 5:29pm

Hippyonfire

Hippyonfire

40 posts

Iron - Squire

chuck norris doent teabag he potato sacks!

 

Posted Apr 12, '08 at 5:32pm

David858

David858

196 posts

Gold - Squire

Chuck Norris lost his verginate before his dad.

 

Posted Apr 12, '08 at 6:09pm

The_Idea_Men

The_Idea_Men

115 posts

Gold - Squire

man, when i turn 27 i sure hope i know how to spell.

 

Posted Apr 28, '08 at 7:11pm

Blockhead

Blockhead

120 posts

Gold - Squire

Type : find chuck norris in google and click on I'm feeling lucky.

 

Posted Apr 28, '08 at 7:21pm

disturbedftw

disturbedftw

102 posts

Gold - Squire

the last digit of pi is chuck norris

only chuck norris can prevent forrist fires

after a long night of partying chuck norris doesnt throw up he throws down

chuck norris walks into a bar and the bar says och

 

Posted Apr 30, '08 at 5:04pm

damiendevil666

damiendevil666

69 posts

Wood - Knight

1)chuck norris once ate a whole cow in 2 hours. so what? you say
well he spent the first hour 50 mins having sex with the waitress
2) if you type chuck norris in on google no results come up. this is cos google knows you don't look for chuck norris-he comes for you
3)

 

Posted Apr 30, '08 at 5:05pm

damiendevil666

damiendevil666

69 posts

Wood - Knight

oops 3 is

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

Posted Jun 3, '09 at 9:53pm

strifexv

strifexv

58 posts

Gold - Lord

Chuck Norris once vacationed in the Virgin Islands.  They are now known as The Islands.

 

Posted Jun 3, '09 at 11:48pm

LufffiStudios

LufffiStudios

1,390 posts

Iron - Prince

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

A lot of yours were really funny, but that one took the cake. XD

 
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