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chuck norris doent teabag he potato sacks!

bwahahaha

Chuck Norris is so clever that i can't even finish this sentenc-

Chuck Norris has no doors in his house. Only walls he walks through

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

When Chuck Norris flips, he's telling you how much time you have left to live.

Chuck Norris invented the word torture by poking a scientist.

Chuck Norris is comparable to black hole and still win.

Chuck Norris can wrestle a bear, mountain lion, and a pack of wolves with has hands tied behind his back, eyes closed, and no legs.

When Chuck Norris flips you off*, he's telling you how much time you have left to live. Typo sorry.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to use google or yahoo. He just tells the printer to print.

Chuck Norris never got a degree in acting. Because he's not acting.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5. Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris can win a thumb war with his pinkey.

If you give an old man a fish he'll eat it. If you give an old man anything better than a fish, Chuck Norris will beat him up and take it.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to fish. The fish sacrifice their lives in sake of Chuck Norris not killing them slowly.

Chuck Norris can't blink. Only stare.

Chuck Norris can out-run a Kenyan in a 60 meter dash. And win by 61 meters.

The reason you have 2 testicles is because Chuck Norris has 4.

Chuck Norris can burp where he farts and fart where he burps.

Chuck Norris can make 2 pages of Chuck Norris facts in 1 post.

Chuck Norris eats trees as pretzel sticks.

The reason there is a female body is because Chuck Norris got bored and invented girls.

-I can make more and more if you want >:)-

don't triple post sodacan... it's bad for your health. the mods will chew you up and spit you out.

*ahem*
Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. now they're just the islands.

If you stare at the flag long enough, a 3D image of Chuck Norris will appear.

the weather around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees

dang! someone beat me to the islands one.

Note: don't call me a hypocrite for double posting. i said triple posting

Confucius say: If your enemy is weaker than you, defeat him. If your enemy is stronger than you join him. But if your enemy is Chuck Norris, your DOOMED!!!

chuck norris is the reason why theres no life in outer space.