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noonein2
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Peasant

feel free to post your own chuck norris jokes.!!

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Gorks
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Peasant

Chuck Norris dosen't dodge bullets, bullets dodge him

Kererr
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Peasant

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the ground down.

Gorks
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Peasant

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris

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Guys, i believe this has been done and banned before. I suggest you stop because this will be banned.

Gorks
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Peasant

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain

Kererr
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Peasant

You mean locked? Because the other Chuck Norris thread compared him to someone else, not just the jokes about him...

Jordanhasgerms
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Peasant

Okay? well Chuck Norris is like craaazy overrated so I don't see what the enjoyment of saying already made jokes?

why do something better with your time...like watch my video!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=16ol5rQ8OC8

LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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Yeah because CHUCK LEE will wipe the floor with him...

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