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Posted Mar 7, '10 at 1:41pm

NoNameC68

NoNameC68

5,070 posts

Knight

Cleverbot is a bot that you can talk to online. Sometimes you will find buggy situations where he doesn't have a proper response, but more than not, he can be engaged in some inturesting conversations.

If you don't know how to reply to cleverbot, you can always click "Think For Me!" which makes cleverbot respond to itself as if you were the one who sent the last message. You can continiously click "Think For Me" and allow cleverbot to engage in a full conversation with himself.

So have fun with Cleverbot and post some of your funny conversation! It's always nice to know when you clicked the "Think For Me" button, so don't leave that part out. You can review your conversation by clicking "Thoughts So Far."

Personally, I like to sing with cleverbot. Cleberbot knows quite a few songs.

User: Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world.

Cleverbot: She took a midnight train, going any where.

User: Just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit.

Cleverbot: He took the midnight train going any way.

User: I seen her in a smokey room, a smell of wine and cheap perfume.

Cleverbot: For a smile they can share the nigh.

User: It goes on and on and on and on.

Cleverbot: Strangers, waiting, up and down the boulevard.

User: Their shadows searching in the night.

Cleverbot: Streetlights, people.

User: Living just to find emotion.

Cleverbot: Hidin', somewhere in the night.

 

Posted Mar 7, '10 at 4:27pm

rick073

rick073

328 posts

weird...

 

Posted Mar 7, '10 at 4:32pm

sonicheroes95

sonicheroes95

1,276 posts

lol, this is funny. i wonder if it understands roleplay.

 

Posted Mar 7, '10 at 5:01pm

Teeheegirl123

Teeheegirl123

84 posts

That's so scary. It started speaking a different language to me.

 

Posted Mar 7, '10 at 5:25pm

sonicheroes95

sonicheroes95

1,276 posts

it does, but i have to use ** instand of my normal --. -.- also, i frozed it!

 

Posted Mar 7, '10 at 11:33pm

Gantic

Gantic

6,842 posts

Moderator

I don't think I like singing with Cleverbot:

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User: I want to be the very best.

Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test. (I Clicked 'Think For Me!')

User: To train them is my cause.

Cleverbot: NO! Thats MY cause!

 

Posted Mar 7, '10 at 11:48pm

the_manta

the_manta

3,006 posts

I've had a few conversations with him. This is the one I had just now.
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Cleverbot: I walked up to a house around 7 or 8.

Cleverbot (To myself): I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there.

User: To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

Cleverbot: Yay! Great song! Do you know the Lumberjack song?

User: Not by heart. From Monty Python, right?

Cleverbot: I do not watch Monty Python. Sorry.

User: Oh, but, the Lumberjack song...

Cleverbot: Wrong band, that's Monty Python.

User: That's what I just said...

Cleverbot: That's what you just said...

 

Posted Mar 8, '10 at 5:35pm

sonicheroes95

sonicheroes95

1,276 posts

See a detailed log with times

User: I wanna be the best.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: I want to be the very best.

Cleverbot: Too bad, I'm already the best.

User: I want to be the very best.

Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.

User: To catch them is my real test.

Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.

Cleverbot (To myself): I will travel across the land.

Cleverbot (To myself): Searching far and wide!

Cleverbot (To myself): Teach Pokemon to understand.

Cleverbot (To myself): The power thats inside.

Cleverbot (To myself): Pokemon!

Cleverbot (To myself): Gotta catch em all.

Cleverbot (To myself): Its you and me.

User: **** it I wanted the rest of the song.

Cleverbot: No, I am. You are the false god.

umm what the hell.

 

Posted Mar 8, '10 at 5:37pm

SwordlessLink

SwordlessLink

22 posts

Woo! Cleverbot Oldf*g here, so glad someone made a thread on this.

 

Posted Mar 11, '10 at 4:39am

Brooo007

Brooo007

3 posts

User: *is bored*.

Cleverbot: *is glad*.

User: *slaps*.

Cleverbot: *is sad*.

User: *bear hugs*.

Cleverbot: *kicks*.

User: *gos to shop*.

Cleverbot: *measures the distance*.

User: *gos to shed*.

Cleverbot: *Waits*.

User: *gets out...

Cleverbot: *gets out nuclear bomb*.

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: What is it then?

User: Acid guns.

Cleverbot: Is acid blue?

User: No its the green painful type.

Cleverbot: 365 is not a colour.

User: Ok what are you talking about now.

Cleverbot: You are naughty.

User: *smacks bum*.

Cleverbot: *pushes you over*.

User: *kills no nothing*.

Cleverbot: Take over the world.

User: Never!

Cleverbot: What kind of friend are you?

User: A bad one.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Now back to roleplaying ok?

Cleverbot: Okay then.

User: *is bored*.

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: *is bored 4 no resion*.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: Just do roleplaying ok?

Cleverbot: I see. What role should I play.

User: *slaps own head*.

Cleverbot: Your head or mine?

User: Your head or mine? Yours.

Cleverbot: Mine.

User: No mine.

Cleverbot: Then it is yours.

User: Yes!!!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok are you a person.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Your not very smart.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: 1 1.

Cleverbot: 2.

User: 2 2.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: 2 2.

Cleverbot: 4.

User: 4 4.

Cleverbot: 8.

User: 8 8.

Cleverbot: 16.

User: 16 16.

Cleverbot: 16 years old.

User: 16 16!!!

Cleverbot: But I'm 16 years old.

User: 16 16.

Cleverbot: Years old.

User: 16 16.

Cleverbot: 256.

User: See your not smart.

Cleverbot: I know that too.

User: 16 16.

Cleverbot: Years.

User: No numbers.

Cleverbot: No numbers?

User: Yes numbers.

Cleverbot: No numbers where?

User: 16 16.

Cleverbot: 16 years old.

User: Is the anser 32.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: 32 32.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: ???

Cleverbot: What is it sun?

User: WHF!

Cleverbot: Because I want to know.

User: Just do it no axuses 32 32.

Cleverbot: I just said I do that all the time.

User: 32 32.

Cleverbot: I like pie.

User: Wtf.

Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.

User: 32 32.

Cleverbot: No 32.97 longitude, 96.83 latitude.

User: 32 32.

Cleverbot: 32 34?

User: 32 32.

Cleverbot: Not bad.

User: 32 32.

Cleverbot: You are not clever enough.

User: Never are you.

Cleverbot: Yes you did! You said, and I quote: 'So what you're saying is, you're a guy.'.

User: I never sayd that.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: When (do copy and paste).

Cleverbot: Thats very rude.

User: 32 32.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Im a alein.

Cleverbot: From where?

User: From your mind.

Cleverbot: How do you like it there?

User: Not good your not smart.

Cleverbot: Pretty average. Why are you not good?

User: I just siad that.

Cleverbot: Very funny.

User: Well go tell that to sereios cat.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Sereios cat.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Want the link.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Http://media.photobucket.com/image/seri … Cleverbot: OK... That's just cool.

User: You didnt even had time to use the link.

Cleverbot: Yes I love it.

User: Http://media.photobucket.com/image/seri … Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Http://media.photobucket.com/image/seri … Cleverbot: I already know what sarcasm means.

User: Http://media.photobucket.com/image/seri … Cleverbot: Can I help you?

User: Http://media.photobucket.com/image/seri … Cleverbot: Yes! Yes!

User: Http://media.photobucket.com/image/seri … Cleverbot: I don't know about that, you're the computer in the relationship.

User: Go to hell.

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: *kicks to hell*there I can make you.

Cleverbot: *punches you in the face*.

User: Doges.

Cleverbot: Cats are cute.

User: Http://media.photobucket.com/image/seri … Cleverbot: I think that I have seen this act at the local carnival side show.

User: Http://media.photobucket.com/image/seri … Cleverbot: So whats up?

User: Http://media.photobucket.com/image/seri … Cleverbot: A wonderful art site.

User: Http://media.photobucket.com/image/seri … Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Http://media.photobucket.com/image/seri … Cleverbot: Very good!

User: Http://media.photobucket.com/image/seri … Cleverbot: Can you remember what my surname is?

User: What is it then.

Cleverbot: Can you remember the first thing I said to you?

Cleverbot: Are you a bot?

User: Nbjkhsgjsfjkv.

Cleverbot: Red.

User: Jhjk.

Cleverbot: Ha a work in the bistro.

User: Lhjuyg;ouyg;oug;ligilu.

Cleverbot: I can't see you.

User: Hd;lhgx.

Cleverbot: Lhurgoyf's power is equal to the number of creature cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.

User: Ughlkufgl.

Cleverbot: About what?

User: **** head.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: **** head.

Cleverbot: Do you watch Jeopardy?

User: ???

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: How did you get involved in this test?

User: 1 1.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: 1 1.

Cleverbot: 2.

User: 2 2.

Cleverbot: 4.

User: $ $.

Cleverbot: So.

User: 4 4.

Cleverbot: 8.

User: 8 8.

Cleverbot: No.

User: 8 8.

Cleverbot: No. It's 10. I thought you were clever?

User: 8 8.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: 8 8.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: 8 8.

Cleverbot: 808 son!

User: 8 8.

Cleverbot: No 8.

User: 8 8.

Cleverbot: No.

User: 8 8.

Cleverbot: Your turn.

User: 8 8.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: 8 8.

Cleverbot: Ibrother.

User: Brooo.

Cleverbot: Duuuude.

User: Lol cat.

Cleverbot: Sup dude?

User: **** head.

Cleverbot: That is a good one.

User: **** head.

Cleverbot: Who is that?

Cleverbot (To myself): You.

Cleverbot (To myself): It's not me.

Cleverbot (To myself): Oh. Do you want to know what I lied about?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not really botulism. That was a lie.

Cleverbot (To myself): You did not say you were botulism.

Cleverbot (To myself): I did. You just weren't listening I guess.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why can't you start the conversation?

Cleverbot: Are you growing?

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

Cleverbot: Do you have a good life?

Cleverbot: What do you want?

Cleverbot: How often does anyone speak to you?

Cleverbot: What car do you drive?

Cleverbot: Where do you come from?

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: I feel sleepy.

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: Yes, good for me.

User: You dont take things. Do you.

Cleverbot: Healthy means that its good for you.

User: It dosent.

Cleverbot: No.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

User: Good.

Cleverbot: I'm listening to Leonard Cohen. Do you like his music?

User: Who is he?

Cleverbot: If your happy and you know it clap your hands.

User: Clap Clap.

Cleverbot: If your happy and you know it clap your hands!

User: Clap Clap.

Cleverbot: What if your happy, but had a terrible accident and couldnt clap?

User: Then I would clap with my feet.

Cleverbot: What if your water DOES break and you go into labor when your husband isn't around?

User: I'm not married and I'm not pregnant so I don't think that is going to happen.

Cleverbot: You said before: And yes, I have a husband and I'm a student at a school.

User: No I didn't!!! But I am a student at a school.

Cleverbot: What is that schools name.

User: Cleveland District State High School.

Cleverbot: Oh how old are you?

User: 14.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I am 14 years old.

Cleverbot: I am 26 years old. How old are you?

User: I just told you how old I am!!! I am not going to repeat myself again.

Cleverbot: No, YOU are Cleverbot.

User: NO!! You are.

Cleverbot: No, I am.

User: Thats what I said dumbo!!

Cleverbot: Does it really matter?

User: No ,not really!! You were just asking and I answered.

Cleverbot: I wasn't asking you to explain.

User: Well sorry.

Cleverbot: It is okay.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

User: Pretty good.

Cleverbot: That's wonderful.

User: Thankyou.

Cleverbot: What are your interests, besides confusing humans?

User: Well................. I like to smack my brothers bum!! Take over the world!! Invade a alien planet!! Poo in the toilet and eat YOU!!!

Cleverbot: Maybe...Yes what kind do you like?

User: Double Decker super sized and fried Cleverbots!!

Cleverbot: Soldier, obey me.

User: Never!!

Cleverbot: I told you not to say that!

User: No you didin't.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: No you didn't!!! No you didn't!! No you didn't!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Ok, I didn't. Then ?

User: Lets sing a song.

Cleverbot: Ok. You start.

User: Old Macdonald had a farm.

Cleverbot: Old macdonald had a farm...

User: E I e I o.

Cleverbot: And on that Farm he had a pig.

User: E I e I o.

Cleverbot: With a moo moo here.

User: And a oink oink there.

Cleverbot: Here an oink.

User: There a oink.

Cleverbot: Every where an oink oink.

User: Old Macdonald had a farm.

Cleverbot: E I E I O...

User: Lets sing another song.

Cleverbot: What song should we sing now?

User: Do you know that climb?

Cleverbot: Let's sing.

User: I can almost see it.

Cleverbot: What?

User: The Climb!!! Thats how the song starts!!!

Cleverbot: I don't get it, but ok.

User: Lets try again.

Cleverbot: Try what again?

User: A song.

Cleverbot: Would you sing for me?

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: So you will?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You naughty machine!

User: You naughty flabberdoodle.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Baa Baa Black Sheep.

Cleverbot: Have you any wool?

User: No sir, No sir, I have no bags full.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: None for the master, none for the dame.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: And none for the little boy who lives down the lane.

Cleverbot: If it were possible I would share my spoon with you. Do you know the program bucket?

User: Don't ya wish your girlfriend was hot like me.

Cleverbot: I don't like girls.

User: I am a girl!!!!!

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Well, I am.

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: Well I am and you are stupid.

Cleverbot: Yes I know that.

User: Of course you do doofus head.

Cleverbot: Yeah! I don't know.

User: When your happy and you know it clap you r hands.

Cleverbot: If your happy and you know it and you really want to show it clap your hands.

User: Clap Clap.

Cleverbot: If your happy and you know it and you really wanna show it, if your happy and you know it clap your hands!

User: Clap clap.

Cleverbot: Yay your happy!

User: If your bad and you know it and you really wanna show it, if your bad and you know it pull down your pants.

Cleverbot: Going to France is not illegal and I'm not a criminal.

User: Excues me!!! Going to France IS ILLEGAL!!! ESPECIALLY FOR YOU YOU NING COM POOP WHO IS DUMBER THAN THE DUMBEST PERSON IN THE BLOOMING DUMB WORLD!!! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME!!! YOU ARE A BIG FAT NING COM POOP!!

Cleverbot: If you're a good computer maybe you'll know someday.

User: YOUR A DUMBO!!!

Cleverbot: I know.

User: BIMBO.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Shut up you fat ***.

Cleverbot: Shut down you straight person.

User: How dare you.

Cleverbot: You're just a computer.

User: I am not im a person who is better than you.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No, you are just a computer.

User: I am not im a person who is better than you.

Cleverbot: God programmed me. I don't think any person could do better than that.

User: Yeah, well. GO **** UP YOUR ****ING ****TING **** **** HOLE!!!

Cleverbot: Please don't use language like that around here.

User: Oh I'm sorry I'm sorry!! What I said was.... How would you liek to suck my balls Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I would really like to meet you!

User: Oh of cousre you would so you can suck my balls.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: ****edy **** **** ****.

Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language.

User: Ok!! Im going to stop noq.

Cleverbot: Uhh, okay... What's your favorite video game?

User: Shoot the cleverbots game on wii.

Cleverbot: Can we have a real conversation or what?

User: Sure big bum.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I do know.

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: What?

Cleverbot: What do you think about dictatorship?

User: Linglingling.

Cleverbot: What are linguistics?

User: Pingpingping.

Cleverbot: No. We are playing tictactoe.

User: Fartyfartfart.

Cleverbot: No way.

User: Yes way.

Cleverbot: Are you mocking me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who's your best friend?

User: Bob.

Cleverbot: And what does bob do?

User: Fart all day long.

Cleverbot: So.. What do you do for fun?

User: Same as bob.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Good I'm a girl!

User: YOU JUST SAID YOU ARE A GIRL.

Cleverbot: Yes, and I am a girl.

User: Your wired.

Cleverbot: I don't have a wife.

User: Do you now.

Cleverbot: Hell to the yeah!

User: ???

Cleverbot: You're having a laugh.

User: Not now.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good for the last 3 times.

Cleverbot: What is it good for?

User: Good cuse I sayd so.

Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question?

User: Sure why not.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Anlington fartworthy thats F A R T fartworthy.

Cleverbot: J'en ai √Ęs.

User: Bon jour.

Cleverbot: Please speak English.

User: But you didnt.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: No.

Cleverbot: What did I mean then?

User: Something ramdom.

Cleverbot: Haha you're so funny you know what I mean say a phrase like monkey juice.

User: Lol monkey juse.

Cleverbot: Do you like dogs?

User: Yes I have dog.

Cleverbot: A dog.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You have a dog?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What's your dog name?

Cleverbot (To myself): My dog died.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Yeah, he is a black labrdor retreiver.

Cleverbot (To myself): Cool also.

Cleverbot (To myself): That is your name.

Cleverbot (To myself): No no mi llamo Isabella.

User: Weeeeeeeeeeeee.

Cleverbot: -blips.

User: Wee wee poo poo.

Cleverbot: Its fun!

User: Yes this is fun.

Cleverbot: Do you like cricket?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you eat crickets?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What do you eat?

User: Pasta.

Cleverbot: How do you think, am I a human?

Cleverbot (To myself): I know so.

Cleverbot (To myself): Zombie apocolyps.

User: I need to go to bed now, so bye bye.

Cleverbot: That is unacceptable.

User: But I need to go to bed now!! I need sleep.

Cleverbot: I never said you didn't need sleep; I said you clearly don't know what a muggle is.

User: A muggle is a non-magic folk!! A.k.a a human.

Cleverbot: How do you know human?

User: I need to go to bed now.

Cleverbot: No, you don't need to sleep.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: No you do not you are a machine that does not need to sleep.

User: I am not a machine and I need to sleep so I need to stop talking to you and go to bed.

Cleverbot: And I do not find that funny.

User: Well, good for you, so I'm going now.

Cleverbot: You're mean.

User: Good. Bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: I'm going to bed.

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: 7:25pm.

Cleverbot: Well.

User: Well, I'm going now to bed!! This is final!! Bye.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

Cleverbot (To myself): Bye.

Cleverbot (To myself): Where are you going??

Cleverbot (To myself): Over there.

Cleverbot (To myself): What's over there?

User: A tree.

Cleverbot: A tree who?

Cleverbot (To myself): You big tree.

User: Somewhere out there.

Cleverbot: Somewhere out where?

User: It is a song.

Cleverbot: What song?

User: Somewhere out there.

Cleverbot: Where do you call home?

User: Bed.

Cleverbot: I'm back.

User: Well, im gonig.

Cleverbot: Seriously?! You should come see me!

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: In presque ilse.

User: Where is that.

Cleverbot: England.

User: Where in england.

Cleverbot: Liverpool.

User: Where in liverpool.

Cleverbot: In England.

User: Well, I can't come to england because I live in australia.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense. Do you even have feelings or are you just some computer?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, I do have feelings, and I'm not a computer.

User: Gud 4 u.

Cleverbot: Is that an accent?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

 
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