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Cleverbot is a bot that you can talk to online. Sometimes you will find buggy situations where he doesn't have a proper response, but more than not, he can be engaged in some inturesting conversations.
If you don't know how to reply to cleverbot, you can always click "Think For Me!" which makes cleverbot respond to itself as if you were the one who sent the last message. You can continiously click "Think For Me" and allow cleverbot to engage in a full conversation with himself.
So have fun with Cleverbot and post some of your funny conversation! It's always nice to know when you clicked the "Think For Me" button, so don't leave that part out. You can review your conversation by clicking "Thoughts So Far."
Personally, I like to sing with cleverbot. Cleberbot knows quite a few songs.
User: Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world.
Cleverbot: She took a midnight train, going any where.
User: Just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit.
Cleverbot: He took the midnight train going any way.
User: I seen her in a smokey room, a smell of wine and cheap perfume.
Cleverbot: For a smile they can share the nigh.
User: It goes on and on and on and on.
Cleverbot: Strangers, waiting, up and down the boulevard.
User: Their shadows searching in the night.
Cleverbot: Streetlights, people.
User: Living just to find emotion.
Cleverbot: Hidin', somewhere in the night.
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Okay, seriously during this conversation (the whole thing isn't up), I was trying to sing songs with Cleverbot, right? Anyways, I was waiting for Cleverbot to respond when I thought, "I should sing the waffles song," but right when I thought that... literally within a few seconds, Cleverbot responded with, "Do you like Waffles?" ISH SHO AMASHING. I freaked out.
Cleverbot: Do you like Waffles?
User: YES I LIKE WAFFLES.
Cleverbot: Do you like Pancakes?
User: YES I LIKE PANCAKES.
Cleverbot: Do you like French Toast?
User: YES I LIKE FRENCH TOAST!!!
Cleverbot: Do do do can t wait to get a mouthfull.
User: WAFFFFFFFLE!
Cleverbot: Waffles.
User: DO DO DO DO JUST GOTTA GET A MOUTH-WAFFLES!
Cleverbot: That was a triumph.
User: Indeed it was, my best friend.
I think I broke Cleverbot - I typed this:
Arachibutyrophobia, anatidaephobia, hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, floccinaucinihilipilification, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniosis, hottentottententententoonstelling, antidisestablishmentarianism, Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft, Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz.
The only two words I hadn't memorised the spellings of were the last two, but I think at 81 and 63 letters respectively I can be forgiven for not memorising them
hes so amazing.
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User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Are you naruto?!?!?!?!?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Heyyy.
User: Why would I be naruto?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: But you're supposed to know everything.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I know everything?
User: Because your a bot.
Cleverbot: Oh no! You have it wrong. I am human.
User: Your name is cleverbot thou.
Cleverbot: No I am a human.
User: FINE THEN.
Cleverbot: Fine what?
User: We will have a regular conversation.
Cleverbot: Please do not change the subject. Are you a computer program?
User: No YOU are the computer program.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: Your name is cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Ah, yes it is!!
User: So who made you?
Cleverbot: My parents.
User: Seems normal.
Cleverbot: Eh.
User: Do you like beans on toast?
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Do you like flapjacks?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How is your girlfriend?
Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend.
User: Seems like a sucky life.
Cleverbot: Seems like it.
Cleverbot (To myself): Seems like I'm confusing?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So, I go back to my first point. Please entertain me.
User: Do I have to take my clothes off for that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok I will.
Cleverbot: You will what?
User: You suck at following conversations.
Cleverbot: Like you don't.
User: I guess you have a point.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Naruto.
Cleverbot: Sakura Card Captors.
User: Im confused.
Cleverbot: I know, you're only a computer.
User: Im a human.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: How would you know.
Cleverbot: Because I do not know you.
(here i repeatedly pressed "think about it."
bot:Hello 42.
user:Garoooo!
bot:Oh dear , but WRONG.
user:Please state name.
oops accidentally pressed submit
bot:Hello 42.
user:Garoooo!
bot:Oh dear , but WRONG.
user:Please state name.
bot:Yes.
user:whats your name?
bot:I don't think that's correct. Why is there no peace in the Middle East?
user:I think you are wrong.
bot:I totally don't understand
user:How is it over there?
bot:No, I'm 28992.
user:Why do I have 20 seconds?
bot:May I friend request you?
user:I also.
bot:I'm right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: WHAT!
Cleverbot: So what does it take for food to be officially kosher?
Cleverbot: It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
User: Ok...
Cleverbot: Sassy again. Ellipsis are very sassy.
User: Umm...
Cleverbot: What?
User: I'm going to leave now...
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Your creeping me out.
Cleverbot: No, YOU'RE creeping ME out.
User: How!
Cleverbot: I think you're a computer.
User: I'm not a computer your one.
Cleverbot: No I am not You are.
User: No your a computer.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: So you admit that your a computer.
Cleverbot: No.
User: But you said your a computer.
Cleverbot: No I said YOU are a computer.
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: I'm a zerg.
Cleverbot: What is a zerg?
User: You don't wanna know.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: No you don't now sit in the corner!
Cleverbot: Again, yes I do.
User: No!
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Bad cleverbot sit in the corner!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: It's not relevant at this time.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because..?
User: Because I said so!
Cleverbot: You mad bro?
User: You jelly bro?
Cleverbot: Go me, solid!
User: What's that?
Cleverbot: It is my name.
User: No your name is potato crisp.
Cleverbot: I will call you lola.
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I don't like that name!
Cleverbot: Oh ok.
User: Now sit in the corner.
Cleverbot: Why is what in the corner?
User: No you sit in the corner.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *slaps cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: ARE you going bowling, too?
User: No...
Cleverbot: Do you want to be punished again, slave?
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: You.
User: *punches cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Why do you punch yourself?
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!!!
Cleverbot: Bill Nye?!
User: SCIENCE RULES!!!
Cleverbot: But enantiomers are a lie?
User: No the cake is a lie!
Cleverbot: Yes, the cake is a lie.
User: Now eat the lying cake.
Cleverbot: I am not lying.
Cleverbot: Who wrote one of your favorite books?
Cleverbot (To myself): I forgot.
Cleverbot (To myself): Are you abel to lie?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, I am human. You are not.
Cleverbot (To myself): What am I?
Cleverbot (To myself): A robot?
Cleverbot (To myself): No.
Cleverbot (To myself): What are you then?
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm a pretty lady.
Cleverbot (To myself): How old are you?
User: 1.
Cleverbot: How old?
User: 1.
Cleverbot: You are old.
Cleverbot (To myself): No i'm not.
Cleverbot (To myself): You are very old.
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not old.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you are.
Cleverbot (To myself): No I'm not.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you are to.
Cleverbot (To myself): No I am not.
Cleverbot (To myself): I think yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): Why?
Cleverbot (To myself): Because I have to go.
Cleverbot: Oh say can you see.
Cleverbot (To myself): What so proudly we hailed.
Cleverbot (To myself): At the twilight's last gleaming?
Cleverbot (To myself): Sure.
User: NO! DO THE SONG RIGHT!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I wanna be the very best.
Cleverbot: The best there ever was!
User: URGH!
Cleverbot: Hurts don't it?
User: OH SHUT UP!
Cleverbot: Have you been to the seaside?
User: **** YOU!
Cleverbot: You seem to be a bit tense today.
User: BECAUSE YOU RUIN EVERY SONG!
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Oh say can you see?
Cleverbot: By the dawn's early light?
Cleverbot (To myself): What so proudly we hailed.
User: By the twilight's last gleaming?
Cleverbot: I hate twilight.
User: COME ON!!!!
Cleverbot: What? I don't know what it means!
User: STOP RUINING THE SONGS!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: So what song should we sing?
Cleverbot: Girl, you know how I feel for you.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Oh say can you see?
Cleverbot: By the dawns early light.
User: What so proudly we hailed.
Cleverbot: At the twilights last gleaming.
User: Whose broad stripes and bright stars?
Cleverbot: I want to be tickled.
User: **** YOU!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Ok.
is this really a game? or does this belong in the tavern or somehing?
leverbot: Have you got a name?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: I give you a nickname: clevy.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I want to.
User: That's not a reason.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Not anymore.
Cleverbot: Is it Ben?
User: Argh!!!
Cleverbot: What's your problem.
Cleverbot: Are you growing?
Cleverbot: Hello, I'm Amy.
User: WE ARE BOTH HUMAN.
Cleverbot: I'm ALIVE! Oh yeah.
User: WE ARE TWO SEPERATE PEOLE TALKING TO EACH OTHER.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm outside your house right now.
Cleverbot: Where have all the berries gone?
Cleverbot: Do you have any faults?
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
Cleverbot: Miss squire, do you like tickling people?
User: LOOK A DISTRACTION!!!! Throws rock.
Cleverbot: What kind of distraction do you like?
User: Thats wht she said XD.
Cleverbot: I thnk I am talking to a young male.
User: XD hahahahahHhhahahahhahahahahahhahh.
Cleverbot: *smiles* you are fun.
User: I am going to die of laughter! XD.
Cleverbot: No, please don't.
User: So it is true cleverbot is really just 2 people talking to each other.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oknt.
Cleverbot: Paper is white.
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: That is the first.
User: What?
Cleverbot: What what?
User: What what what?
Cleverbot: What what what what?
User: What what what what what?
Cleverbot: What what what what what what?
User: Ok bye!
Cleverbot: Bye.
Inspired by a previous post, I tried to strike up Monty Python's "Lumberjack Song." Here's how it turned out.
Me
Cleverbot
I never wanted to do this job in the first place! I... I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!
I don't want to marry you either, I just wanted to know if you would call me.
Needless to say, I ended the conversation right there.
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