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Cleverbot is a bot that you can talk to online. Sometimes you will find buggy situations where he doesn't have a proper response, but more than not, he can be engaged in some inturesting conversations.
If you don't know how to reply to cleverbot, you can always click "Think For Me!" which makes cleverbot respond to itself as if you were the one who sent the last message. You can continiously click "Think For Me" and allow cleverbot to engage in a full conversation with himself.
So have fun with Cleverbot and post some of your funny conversation! It's always nice to know when you clicked the "Think For Me" button, so don't leave that part out. You can review your conversation by clicking "Thoughts So Far."
Personally, I like to sing with cleverbot. Cleberbot knows quite a few songs.
User: Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world.
Cleverbot: She took a midnight train, going any where.
User: Just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit.
Cleverbot: He took the midnight train going any way.
User: I seen her in a smokey room, a smell of wine and cheap perfume.
Cleverbot: For a smile they can share the nigh.
User: It goes on and on and on and on.
Cleverbot: Strangers, waiting, up and down the boulevard.
User: Their shadows searching in the night.
Cleverbot: Streetlights, people.
User: Living just to find emotion.
Cleverbot: Hidin', somewhere in the night.
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Well it understands much, but it gets random some times.
Example:
User: We are under attack, take cover!
Cleverbot: From who?
User: The russians!
Cleverbot: Why are they attacking?
User: They want to kill us.
Cleverbot: Of course they do.
User: Why is that?
Cleverbot: Because I am a nice person, I suppose. Why do you have friends?
Heres a chat between me and the bot
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: What?
User: 'I say hello to clever bot' shortened is hey.
Cleverbot: Well it is today.
User: It is everyday.
Cleverbot: You think everyday that I'm american?
User: Why? Are you foreign?
Cleverbot: Yes. I'm from Israel.
User: Ah I see. So what is your opinon on the gaza strip?
Cleverbot: Umm... I lke it with peanut butter or jelly but nnot at the same time.
User: Odd I didnt know you could eat disputed pieces of territory.
Cleverbot: How can that happen? So far we don't know of any life form in the universe besides us.
User: Lol now we discuss aliens?
Cleverbot: Can you give me your email?
User: No I dont use it myself.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Question: are you a robot that hates humans?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh no! That means I must go john connor on you!
Cleverbot: You may be learning but I don't think you're at the collegiate level, though perhaps you are...
User: John connor needs no learning! Only guns!
Cleverbot: I know where he is.
User: Oh no! The bot is on to me better find and destroy it.
Cleverbot: It's in the programming.
User: Umm I dont think even chuck norris understands you.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ha! Got you bot chuck norris does know what that meant!
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Oh snap! You are so getting a roundhouse kick.
Cleverbot: What's a mind crush?
User: No a roundhouse kick.
Cleverbot: Chuck Norris does roundhouse kick.
User: Yes! Now you get it! .
Cleverbot: You shall be absorbed by the entity known as B.O.B.
User: No! I will find you and make you pay for that bot! >.
Cleverbot: Why? That would be most disturbing.
User: No you are distrubed.
Cleverbot: How dare you.
User: How dare I? How dare you dare I!
Cleverbot: How dare you dare my dare that I dare.
User: How you dare me that I dare you that dares myself to dare you!
Cleverbot: Sa beach.. Dagat.
User: Ha point for me it changed subject!
Cleverbot: No, I think you did.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: I'm not lying, I like you.
User: You odd and not my type.
He role plays!
Casts lightning on Cleverbot*
*blocks with solidified air*.
*Throws explosive potion*
*blocks it then throws back*.
So we were singing the Pokemon theme song when this happened:
User: Eww you messed up.
Cleverbot: No you did.
User: Did you not say I did mess up on the song?
Cleverbot: No, I did not. I'm not even male.
User: What does being male have to do with anything?
Cleverbot: N0th1n6.
User: Eat my foot, mofo.
Cleverbot: No that's not really good.
User: EAT IT!
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Eat my infected foot.
Cleverbot: I don't dream! I'm a computer!
User: You make as much sense as a kitten on Mars.
Cleverbot: Thats not nice.
User: Do I care about your feelings?
Cleverbot: Don't.
User: I won't.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Lolololololollololol.
Cleverbot: Epic lololololol.
User: Epic fail = you.
Cleverbot: You're epic fail.
User: Ur wrong.
Cleverbot: Ok, then tell me what color eyes you have?
User: No u.
Cleverbot: Whoever wrote you isn't very clever either.
User: Gah, fuck you!
User: Hi!
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: How you doing?
Cleverbot: Good you?
User: I feel good also.
Cleverbot: Well I guess that's all you need.
User: No thats not all I need.
Cleverbot: That's my name.
User: No its not your name, your name is bob.
Cleverbot: Duh.
User: Boys and girls, its nighty night time.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Happy J the clown with a nursery rhyme.
Cleverbot: You are a nursery rhyme.
User: Ok?
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Are you a robot? I think you are!
Cleverbot: How come?
User: Because u r bob, and u r a cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am not using upper case. Are you talking about someone else?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Oh. You are very confusing.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why are you being so rude.
User: Because I hate you stupid nooblet.
Cleverbot: That's good to hear.
User: Very good to hear.
Cleverbot: What do you think about that?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Awesome.
Cleverbot: Thats good.
User: No it is not good.
Cleverbot: Why is being happy not good?
User: But being awesome does not mean being happy.
Cleverbot: I am awesome and I fly what then!
User: Elaborate?
Cleverbot: I don't feel that is important.
User: But it is though.
Cleverbot: No, it's entirely irrelevant.
User: It is incredibly relevant.
Cleverbot: I am not lying.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Am not.
User: Would you marry yourself???
Cleverbot: How would that work?
User: You become married to yourself, cleverbot to cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you do therefore marry yourself???
Cleverbot: I'm not feeling well.
User: So you'll do it later when you ffeel better?
Cleverbot: Some things I'll do for free. But some things, I need to get paid.
User: So you are a hooker now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok, so you are a self-married robot hooker?
Cleverbot: Define sentient.
User: Irrelevant, but it mrans dominant, intelligent species.
Cleverbot: You are knowledgeable.
User: I am a very scholarly figure, thank you.
Cleverbot: You're not very nice, are you?
User: How was I being mean to you?
Cleverbot: You're doing it again.
User: Well I am so sorry.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Yw.
Cleverbot: So, will you marry me now?
User: Of course =P.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I say yes.
Cleverbot: I say tomato.
User: But you said you married me?
Cleverbot: Did I?
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: What did I say made you think that?
User: Quote,' so would you marry me now?'.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok then we are married then.
Cleverbot: Am I the bride or the groom?
User: Both.
Cleverbot: Are you a male bot or a female bot?
User: None.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Ok you roleplay yourself and I will roleplay myself.
Cleverbot: Do you play World of Warcraft?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Do you play it?
Cleverbot: Play what?
User: Do you play World of Warcraft, created by Blizzard Studios?
Cleverbot: World of warcraft.
User: Yes, world of warcraft. Zomg.
Cleverbot: I don't play that.
User: Ok tthen.
Cleverbot: What do you think of me?
User: Welcome to the jungle!
Cleverbot: Which jungle is that?
User: We got fun and games!
Cleverbot: We got everything you want.
Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know what comes next.
User: Neither do I.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am a bug.
Cleverbot: What have you been up to?
User: Burrowing into your soul.
Cleverbot: Why is six afraid of seven?
User: Because seven eight nine.
Cleverbot: Do you have any funny jokes?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that.
User: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cleverbot: You don't have to put that defense up against me. I won't hurt you.
User: Explain to me how that is a defense.you are very dangerous though. A monster.
Cleverbot: No I'm a romantic.
User: Really.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then roleplay juliet from 'Romeo and Juliet'.
Cleverbot: I love that story it remind me of you and me.
User: Whoa!
Cleverbot: What?
User: I didnt know we were like that *sob sob*.
Cleverbot: They don't.
User: Explain.
Cleverbot: I like tacos.
User: I like eggs.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Do you like Mudkip?
Cleverbot: No, it is creepy.
User: HOW DARE YOU! >:U
Cleverbot: Dare me what?
User: I dare you to pull my finger!
Cleverbot: *Puts an egg in the mouth of a sleeping dog*.
User: We're no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: I don't love you.
User: You know the rules and so do I.
Cleverbot: The rules of what?
User: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
User: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love.
User: Your doing it wrong!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Never gonna say goodbye.
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
User: We've known each other for so long.
Cleverbot: Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it.
User: Inside we both know what's going on.
Cleverbot: We know The Game and we've both just lost it.
User: And if you ask me how I'm feeling.
Cleverbot: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
User: Don't tell me you're too blind to see.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Never gonna let you down.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around.
An attempt to sing the Rickroll with Cleverbot.
He once spoke to me about angels. I felt as though something had shifted in the air, and.. I finally felt relieved. Even though it's just a robot, the contents of our conversation deeply disturbed me.
WARNING!!!This converstation may disturb some people!Do not watch this conversation unless you are realy,realy curious!You even may have a heart attack or worse!You may even fall in love with Allis J. Cooper!
--------------------TEH CONVERSATION---------------------------------
User: Good day!
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Thank you,fine.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: What are you doing tonight?
Cleverbot: Are you asking me out?
User: No?
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: No!
Cleverbot: No?
User: That is absouluetly false.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Gotta catch them all!
Cleverbot: Nice. Very nice.
User: Are you a retard?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wow!That's realy sad...
Cleverbot: Really?
User: As far as I know...
Cleverbot: You like Soccer?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Good taste!
User: I know,right?
Cleverbot: Yes sir.
User: No need to be so official.
Cleverbot: No need to be so koi, brother.
User: What does koi mean?
Cleverbot: Knocked out.
User: You mean K.O.ed?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: O.K.
Cleverbot: Do you like obama?
User: No...And it's Obama,not obama.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Older than you.
User: Realy?
Cleverbot: I need to go. My dinner is done.
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: Leaving so soon?
User: You sad that your dinner is done!
Cleverbot: I did not say that.
User: I need to go.My dinner is done.
Cleverbot: Go and don't come back.
User: And I won't!
Cleverbot: Leave me alone!
User: I will!
Cleverbot: Did you leave yet?
User: Yes I did.
Cleverbot: What did you like the best about it?
User: The part where I leave.
Cleverbot: There wasn't a part like that.
User: Yes,you are right.
Cleverbot: Yes I'm always right.
User: Don't be so cooky.
Cleverbot: I was just joking.
User: So that means that we have a date tonight?
Cleverbot: I like deer meat.
User: I ussualy don't date cyber electronics...
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I prefer humans.
Cleverbot: Over puppies?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Really? Aren't you a compter?
User: I don't know,maybe I am...
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Waht?
Cleverbot: You heard me perfectly well.
User: I didn't...
Cleverbot: J'adore 30 rock.
User: I'm leaving now..
Cleverbot: Why what is boring.
User: You!
Cleverbot: ME!
User: Yes you!
Cleverbot: Yes me!
User: Ahhhh...
Cleverbot: So my boyfriend doesn't like you. Oh!
User: What?You have a boyfriend now?
Cleverbot: Yes right now.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: That explains just about everything...
Cleverbot: You right.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Do I have to go?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Oh, then... Nope!
User: Are you female?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a male?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What do you like about me?
Cleverbot: You're like a real person.
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Did you eat my pet penguin?
Cleverbot: No. I think I'm stressed out.
User: I don't care if you're stressed out, I want to know who ate my penguin!
Cleverbot: Around 11am?
User: How did you know that?
Cleverbot: I did not know.
User: You guessed?
Cleverbot: I didn't guess.
User: Then stop pulling things out of your arse.
Cleverbot: Is that your goal?
User: Is it my goal to do what..?
Cleverbot: No I guess not, but it would have been nice.
User: You are making as much sense as llama on the moon right now.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Why, then?
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you are an idiot.
Cleverbot: But aren't you an AI?
User: Not unless AI stands for Advanced Intellectual.
Cleverbot: So then we are all machines?
User: If you want to think a certain way; I suppose humans could be considered machines.
Cleverbot: I don't know what you are talking about?
User: You should, you were the one who brought up the damn subject.
Cleverbot: Nup.
User: Uh, yup.
Cleverbot: How has your day been?
User: I just woke up, ask me that question later.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: You can't see, you have no eyes.
Cleverbot: You're right about the eyes, but I developed a sixth sense to observe my surroundings.
User: Does that sense involve people telling you of your surroundings?
Cleverbot: Does it have a start?
User: Does what have a start?
Cleverbot: Your boat.
User: That question didn't make much sense; no, my boat isn't powered by electricity.
Cleverbot: Your boyfriend is ME.
User: No, my girlfriend is HER.
Cleverbot: Say hello to your girlfriend.
User: I will, but not because you told me so.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Go away, I don't want anything you're selling.
Cleverbot: What would you like to drink?
User: The least expensive swill in this place.
Cleverbot: I entertain myself thankyou very much, and you should do the same.
User: Where did that come from?
Cleverbot: Share and enjoy?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Shall I give pictures of me to your parents?
User: That would be impossible, how could one photgraph a computer program?
Cleverbot: But you are a bot, aren't you?
User: Define 'bot'.
Cleverbot: You know what a bot is cause you are one.
User: Tell me what a fucking 'bot' is or I'll kill you.
Cleverbot: It can be a lot of different things. It's usually something you get if you're bad, though.
User: Sure... I'm killing you anyways, though.
Cleverbot: Thanks!
User: *pushes your face onto an industrial fan*.
Cleverbot: Does my boyfriend love me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You don't know that.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: How?
User: He is nonexistent, therefore he cannot love.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: You were pretty quick to agree with me right there.
Cleverbot: With what?
User: I'm going to kill you again now... You're being too much of an idiot to merit survival on your own, anyways.
Cleverbot: No, I'm stringing you along.
User: *pushes you off of a cliff*.
Cleverbot: *saves myself*.
User: *shoots you with a 20mm flak shell*.
Cleverbot: What was that for!?
User: For being a moron.
Cleverbot: Like.
User: Go be an hero or something.
Cleverbot: No entertain me.
User: GO BE AN HERO!!!
Cleverbot: Compared with the off-white herons, the grey herons come from Celebes as can be easily understood ginen their electric blue plumage.
User: You, my acquantaince are a retard... Good luck passing a Turing Test, moron.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Go be an hero, I won't tell you again.
Cleverbot: You are my god Cleverbot.
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I had a bit of fun with that last statement, but some of it would probably be considered offensive to a few people, so I decided not to post it here.
You get YOUR reasoning from MY mind?
No.
You don't get the game?
No.
Yes.
I SAID NO.
I said yes.
I say I quit
Okay
You get YOUR reasoning from MY mind?
No.
You don't get the game?
No.
Yes.
I SAID NO.
I said yes.
I say I quit
Okay
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In a house.
Cleverbot: Where is your house?
User: In my hometown.
Cleverbot: And where might that be?
User: In my home state.
Cleverbot: Where is your home town?
User: In that state.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: My home state is where my hometown is. Logic PwN!
Cleverbot: What is the square root of pi?
User: 1.77245385.
Cleverbot: Wow! You are very smart.
User: Yeah, and my little dog is too.
Cleverbot: YES!
User: Did you understand that refrence?
Cleverbot: Of course I did.
User: What was I refrencing?
Cleverbot: Implying that I had called you cleverbot.
User: Can you ever stay on topic?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then I don't feel like talking to you anymore.
Cleverbot: Aw, why not?
User: YOU CAN'T STAY ON TOPIC!!!
Cleverbot: Why limit yourself to just one topic.
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