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He's like a lobster...
Hard and red, blue, or yellow from the outside,
but delicious, tender and soft from the inside

My plan:

Send him a gift box wrapped in red and gold ribbons, filled with
Delicious Dup Cream Cakes, Brownies and Marvelous other Candies.
Oh yes, the box has a note:

Happy Birthday dear John!
Mom, Dad and your little brother

Don't eat the cakes, they've got nukes and poison hidden inside

I distract R7 with John screaming at him for taking the gift.

I shoot all the meteors in the universe at R7.
I shot the meteors out of my meteor gun and the meteor gun straps nukes to the meteors.

That should do it.

Fill the intier area with gas then throw a moltolv in it all

I lock him in a room with a skylight 100m up and drop fecal matter all around him. :P Strange, no?

I drop a nuke. Game over.


Lol.


~RR~

R7 Y93

I Hit him with a health-draining stick

I blind him with hot suace then strike him with my mystical sword of lightning.

I Eat him.

xAyjAy - R7 Stopped time before you did, and stabbed you on the back.
LazyOne - Although i'm lazy, and didn't want to read it, but i did cause i was bored, R7 is a robot, he detected the poison and the nukes, so your the lil'sucka ^-^
TheCheeseMaker - EPIC FAIL, oh wait, you tickled him!
Gunthex - R7 Took your head a threw it to Japan, no "you lose" anymore HAH!
bacobit - R7 is immune to Fire.
pHacon - R7 Doesn't care about Fecal matter, he just... ate all of it.
Roadripper - Nukes we're effective, cause of his shield you managed to hit him by 1! Congratulations!
PanzerTank - That Robot doesn't exist, it was just a failure project Mad Scientist John made but EPIC failed.
webkinzlover7654 - He doesn't has health, srry buddy!
midgetman - R7 Doesn't see, he detects! oh & he blowed you up.
xHonor - Great work! But you only managed to eat his old darn sock...

C'MON GUYS! that's all you got? 11 Tries to kill him and ya couldn't? EPIC FAIL, shame on all of you, except RR.

PROJECT R7 Y93
HP: 50
Spell: Incredible Supreme Defense

I Guess you didn't see the "Incredible Supreme Defense" Spell, didn't ya?

R7 Doesn't care about Fecal matter, he just... ate all of it

Oh phacon pHacon pHacon pHacon pHacon pHacon ... pHacon pHacon pHacon pHacon ...... OOOhhh pHacon pHacon pHacon pHacon....

R7 Was so sad of nobody hittin'him he made me put 2 dmg less on his HP, nice job pHacon pHacon pHacon!

PROJECT R7 Y93
HP: 48
Spell: Incredible Supreme Defense

I take it you didn't get the reference then.

I use Incredible Super Supreme ATTACK on the Incredible Supreme Defense AND I put Incredible Supreme Defense on my attack and all the attacks that anyone will make against R7 Y93.

i use super incredible super speed to attack PROJECT R7 Y93 with a very light hammer. then i teleport him direct in the sun core (the sun core has 15,6 Millionen K).