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Evilginger

159 posts

Nomad

Posted March 31, '10 3:39pm UTC

Slap him with a wet fish.....

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LazyOne

166 posts

Nomad

Posted March 31, '10 7:36pm UTC

you know what?
let's call in

"legit retarded kids dancing"
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/File:Shoop_woopdance.gif

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hiimawesome

79 posts

Nomad

Posted March 31, '10 8:34pm UTC

I grab a Longsword and chop his head off.

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Bluydee

3,426 posts

Nomad

Posted March 31, '10 11:08pm UTC

I ask for energy from the universe. Then, I give energy to the attackers and make all of them attack at once.

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pHacon

1,903 posts

Nomad

Posted April 1, '10 12:05am UTC

I call in an arty strike, since you seemed to count my last posts as a failed attack in and of themselves.

Soldier: Sir! Target at 70km and stationary, bearing one-two-zero, elevation -5m from our position!

Artillery Officer: Load the tubes.

Soldier: Guns loaded Sir!

Officer: Then fire the d*mn things, Sergeant !

Soldier: Fire at wil1!

*sounds of artillery being fired, and then the whistles of the rifling on the shells far off, followed by an explosion*

Soldier: Direct hit, Sir!

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LazyOne

166 posts

Nomad

Posted April 1, '10 12:32am UTC

Soldier: Sir! Sir!

Officer: What is is?

Soldier: The target is airbourne!

Officer: Impssoble *grabs binoculars and spots a heavily armoured object* Dear lord! Tell the Radio op to warn the flak engineers at homebase clarlie ASAP!

Soldier: Ofcourse sir

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Radio op: This is unit 78-E3 location 89 to Homebase C

Homebase: Alright Edd, what cr*p are you gonna tell us now

Radio op: It's for real now man! Tell the head of engineers to search of an UFO around location 89 altitude 1550 feet!!!

Homebase: Edd, You know the Jack is getting drunk again, sorry man but this is a bad joke

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Radio op: *calls in Officer*

Officer operating Radio: SOLDIER! ARE YOU BORN MENTALLY RET*RDED? OR ARE YOU JUST DISOBEDIENT?!

Do as my Radio Op told you to do, or you will be punished for disobedience verus a superior!

Homebase: ...

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LazyOne

166 posts

Nomad

Posted April 1, '10 12:42am UTC

Sorry for the double post but i was afraid that my other post failed because it was too long, btw, spelling and grammar fail, it's 2:33 in the morning in belgium

Homebase: ...

Homebase: ...Alright Sir...

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Soldier at homebase: JACK! Wake up!

Head of engineers: *hick* wh...wha?

Soldier: WE HAVE TO GIVE THE MEN ORDERS TO LOAD THE FLAK CANNONS AND RED JESSE! *bucket o' water pwnage*

Head of Engineers: now, what in the name of dear god would be that impourtand that you have to wake me up with a bucket of water? And asking me to operate Jesse?

Soldier: I don't know, but order are orders

HoE: Well, load the cannons yerself...zzzzZZZZZzzzz

Soldier: Sh!t *peep* *more censored swear words*

HoE: shut up!

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Soldier: LOAD THE CANNONS AND DEAR JESSE BOYS

Engineers: We're only taking orders from jack, you know that john...

Soldier: JUST DO IT

Engineers: *burp* Meh, i guess we have nothing else to do today
Coordinates?

Soldier: Mobile target, flack rounds required, load jesse with a 20m shrapnel slug, bearing one-two-zero, elevation 1700f from location 89

Engineers: alrighty

Soldier op'ing radio: Confirmation for fire, officer

Officer: YOU'RE BLOODY RIGHT CONFIRMED

Soldier: FIAAAARRRR

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Boom! Boom!!! booooooCHARGINMALAAZOOOORRRRooooom

Looks like the shoop da whoop 20 m blast radius slug did it's job.
I assume -1 hp + a -5 hp for the epic story :3 puppy eyes

Sorry for the double post but i was afraid that my other post failed because it was too long, btw, spelling and grammar fail, it's 2:33 in the morning in belgium\r\n\r\nHomebase: ...\r\n\r\nHomebase: ...Alright Sir...\r\n\r\n---\r\n\r\nSoldier at homebase: JACK! Wake up!\r\n\r\nHead of engineers: *hick* wh...wha?\r\n\r\nSoldier: WE HAVE TO GIVE THE MEN ORDERS TO LOAD THE FLAK CANNONS AND RED JESSE! *bucket o' water pwnage*\r\n\r\nHead of Engineers: now, what in the name of dear god would be that impourtand that you have to wake me up with a bucket of water? And asking me to operate Jesse?\r\n\r\nSoldier: I don't know, but order are orders\r\n\r\nHoE: Well, load the cannons yerself...zzzzZZZZZzzzz\r\n\r\nSoldier: Sh!t *peep* *more censored swear words*\r\n\r\nHoE: shut up!\r\n\r\n---\r\n\r\nSoldier: LOAD THE CANNONS AND DEAR JESSE BOYS\r\n\r\nEngineers: We're only taking orders from jack, you know that john...\r\n\r\nSoldier: JUST DO IT\r\n\r\nEngineers: *burp* Meh, i guess we have nothing else to do today\r\nCoordinates?\r\n\r\nSoldier: Mobile target, flack rounds required, load jesse with a 20m shrapnel slug, bearing one-two-zero, elevation 1700f from location 89\r\n\r\nEngineers: alrighty\r\n\r\nSoldier op'ing radio: Confirmation for fire, officer\r\n\r\nOfficer: YOU'RE BLOODY RIGHT CONFIRMED\r\n\r\nSoldier: FIAAAARRRR\r\n\r\n---\r\n\r\nBoom! Boom!!! booooooCHARGINMALAAZOOOORRRRooooom\r\n\r\nLooks like the shoop da whoop 20 m blast radius slug did it's job.\r\nI assume -1 hp + a -5 hp for the epic story :3 puppy eyes

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Yodadude53

1,496 posts

Nomad

Posted April 1, '10 12:44am UTC

I fart in his face and it goes:

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Stormcutter

267 posts

Nomad

Posted April 2, '10 12:25am UTC

i do the same

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Zanto_zsnes

1,148 posts

Nomad

Posted April 2, '10 12:40am UTC

TheCheeseMaker- Nothing of that worked, but you managed to make R7 Laugh! Cuz he thinks your name is funny! lol. you damaged him by 1.
xAyjAy- You teleported yourself, and you burned into dust.
Evilginger- hahhaha! That made me laugh so hard, i put you 2 damage.
LazyOne- Hahaaa... nooo that's an EPIC FAIL.
hiimawesome- R7 doesn't have a head.
Bluydee- No.
pHacon- You Fail.
LazyOne- Fail again.
Yodadude53- Haha!!! Fail.
Stormcutter- do wat the same?

Because of many tries, R7 decided to suicide!
Oh & i'm no longer with this game, i will leave the spot for someone i see that can handle maintaining this game!, just say you want to be the manager. I have left, bye!