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LazyOne sends a lazy heavily armoured orb incapable of attacking!
Jason is distracted!

I fire a tranquilizer dart at Jason. Then I proceed to go inside him and plant an anthrax worm inside him. Then I make my quick getaway.

While Jason is Distracted, lightcrux's tranquilizer, hits Jason on the spot! Jason is now damaged by 100! Jason ate the worm...


Jason's HP: 690
Jason's Spell: Immune to girls

i STAB HIM.

Jason grab's your dagger and stabs you on the back.

Jason received NO damage.

i get a black hole creator and create a black hole in his heart, then i use the ultralisk to kill everyone here(even the ppl trying to kill jason)

Jason has no heart, and he get's the utralisk and slashes it into pieces, but, you managed to hurt Jason's Feelings! Weird right? -50
Jason has a new spell! A SUPER BALL!

Jason's HP: 640
Jason's Spell: Immune to girls(Super bouncing Ball HP:200)

NOTE:Super bouncing Ball will take all damage you want to do to Jason, Also Super Bouncing Ball has Higher Defense than Jason, meaning it outta be hard to kill the ball.

First, I pop the ball. Then, after my long journey I took to drain the life out of every planet in the universe, I use the energy I collected from doing that to destroy jason with a huge energy ball

i use the black hole generator again to put a black hole into the middle of his brain, then the ultralisk pops the ball once the black hole is in jasons brain

Bluydee - You destroyed the ball with your energy ball not, no damage for jason.
Gunthex - Right when you we're about to hit his balls, he covered his balls with steel so you "EPIC FAIL".
rick073 - Jason has no brain.
All this crazyness made jason crazy enough to make him damaged himself! :O -100


Jason's HP: 540
Jason's Spell: Immune to girls

*Teleports a homo on top of Jason just to see what happens*

wtf, then how does he move, attack, and use spells?!?!?!?

i use 666 tactical nukes on him

I attach a landmine (make that 2) onto jason's back BOOM! YAY!

uhhh...

jason is the size o da sun(so i have heard)

pHacon - Jason was a homo too, and there sexual friendship made Jason heal! 1000+
rick073 - 666 Tactical Nukes, damage by 6666, but without 1 6, = 666 of damage.
2014631 - Jason's back explodes, dealing 2 hundred of dmg.
Jason activates HOMO power.


Jason's HP: 674
Jason's Spell: Immune to girls(Homo POWER)