CHARIOT RACE!
The great *****sman, CJ, stole some Arabian horses from Egypt and crushed the prince, stole his crown and eventually, had intimate relationships with the King's daughter - but that is in another scene!
ROYAL CARRIAGE AMBUSH
CJ, continuing to over-throw the the King's Realm, ambushed them with boiling oil - however, it caught fire and the Royal Family and guards were destroyed. CJ Won not only the kingdom, but the beautiful princess!
EVENING @ the CASTLE
While CJ feted with his minions after the victory, he found out from Theo that the evil Architect SSTGio was debauching CJ's new princess. Apparently, he had designs on her! CJ then brought his drunken minions and crushed SSTGio's little escapade in one shot of anger.
"So what are you going to do after this victory CJ", asked the royal scribe, Ernie15. "I'm goin to didneyland, and dey don't got no internet dere so, I be good with hangin wit my buddy Mick!"