One night, the court jester was coming from the Inn, drunken on his a$$ when he ventured into a dark alley leading to the castle, he got bit by a bat.
Later, he became COUNT CJ, the VAMPIRE CLOWN
The villagers are desperate because he's been abducting their daughters and turning them into undead biatches. You must stop this pervert before it's too late but beware of his servants, Igor (xxxDestroyerxxx) and his undead friend, Tris the warlock. :O