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Posted May 2, '13 at 8:26pm

SSTG

SSTG

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Knight

The KING'S TOILET
His majesty enjoys eating a lot, therefore he needs to poop a lot.
One day, the king was number 2ing with the help of his personal a$$wiper (poor guy), when some CTC2PP rebels decided to assassinate him.

was "fishy" an intentional pun toward Fish? XD

Of course! xD

 

Posted May 2, '13 at 11:02pm

SSTG

SSTG

11,059 posts

Knight

CJ THINK HE'S CLEVER
A bandit called the Court Jester, because of his disguise, kept puzzling the royal soldiers with his robberies and sudden disappearances.
Finally, one day, we were able to corner him in one of his hideouts.
Soldiers by the Trebuchet: "We got him trapped but we can't find a way to kill him."

Can you figure out how to eradicate this Medieval clown? xD

 

Posted May 2, '13 at 11:58pm

CourtJester

CourtJester

5,392 posts

Knight

Can you figure out how to eradicate this Medieval clown? xD

I accidentally knocked myself out in one shot but managed to escape through my clever trap door!

 

Posted May 3, '13 at 12:07am

CourtJester

CourtJester

5,392 posts

Knight

The KING'S TOILET

I had my personal pooper scooper deal with the situation xD

 

Posted May 3, '13 at 1:57am

CourtJester

CourtJester

5,392 posts

Knight

SSTG'S NEW HIDEY HOLE  After CJ escaped from SSTGio's nefarious plot, he devised a plan to eradicate the pesky Architect King.  He had FishPreferred prepare from the ocean to rid the mighty king!  Unfortunately, CJ's brother in law had been taken hostage and was tortured by Theo!

 

Posted May 3, '13 at 2:03am

SSTG

SSTG

11,059 posts

Knight

SSTG'S NEW HIDEY HOLE

I threw my green potion and melted this metallic diarrhea! xD

 

Posted May 3, '13 at 8:23am

Theoprastus

Theoprastus

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Posted May 3, '13 at 1:09pm

SSTG

SSTG

11,059 posts

Knight

After the horrible tyrant CJ seized the throne, the royals had to escape and hide in the caves. They are protected by a set of traps and a single guard.
CJ:" KILL the ROYAL FAMILY  or lose your head!"

 

Posted May 3, '13 at 1:14pm

SSTG

SSTG

11,059 posts

Knight

That M77G7 something is a cheater. He submitted his level late at night after ours and he had already 40 plays when almost nobody was playing and now he's got 234 plays, that's bullshift!

 

Posted May 3, '13 at 2:11pm

CourtJester

CourtJester

5,392 posts

Knight

SSTG's HIDEY HOLE AGAIN!

CJ was furious at the insinuations of King SSTG.  He waited until SSTG hid in his impenetrable volcanic cave.  SSTG said, "I am safe here, I think I will have a nappy poo.  You girls keep a look-out for CJ - I still have his brother trapped!"  However, CJ had planted an impossible bomb that SSTGio overlooked under his bed!

 
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