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Crush the Castle 2 - Custom Castles

Posted May 16, '13 at 9:16pm

SSTG

SSTG

11,331 posts

Knight

The Temple of Spam.

I applied a powerful filter and the spam was gone.
BOUNCING BOLTING BOULDER

They thought they were safe but king SSTGio showed them how dangerous a BFR can be!
King seeing the BFR coming: "Ahhhh, oh shift, I just soiled myself, arrgh!"
 

Posted May 16, '13 at 10:44pm

SSTG

SSTG

11,331 posts

Knight

The INFERNO INN & TAVERN
A suspicious character is on the roof. I wonder what he's up to?
>:D

 

Posted May 16, '13 at 11:07pm

CourtJester

CourtJester

5,507 posts

Knight

The INFERNO INN & TAVERN
Suspicious that there was no ale in the Tavern, CJ burned it to the ground and escaped!
 

Posted May 16, '13 at 11:34pm

FishPreferred

FishPreferred

1,558 posts

These noobs seriously need to learn how to test their castles. To address this, I present >PLAY IS YOUR FRIEND, which I hope is blatant enough to get the message across.

 

Posted May 16, '13 at 11:39pm

SSTG

SSTG

11,331 posts

Knight

Suspicious that there was no ale in the Tavern, CJ burned it to the ground and escaped!

Dude, didn't you see the huge barrel of ale and the fat woman pouring it in those oversized mugs?
It doesn't matter now, they all burned to death, you pyromaniac murderer! xD
 

Posted May 16, '13 at 11:45pm

SSTG

SSTG

11,331 posts

Knight

>PLAY IS YOUR FRIEND,

The wizard bent over then got sodomized to death by a falling torch!
:O :O :O
 

Posted May 17, '13 at 12:40am

CourtJester

CourtJester

5,507 posts

Knight

BRIDGE OVER THE THAMES Merrily, after escaping SSTGio's terrible tavern and crossed the Thames, CJ got some red wine from FishPreferred but it was a trap! White wine goes with Fish!

 

Posted May 17, '13 at 1:08am

SSTG

SSTG

11,331 posts

Knight

BRIDGE OVER THE THAMES

I sent the royal clown swimming with the fish!
BTW, I've owned the PE for 3 weeks in-a-row! xD
 

Posted May 17, '13 at 2:57pm

CourtJester

CourtJester

5,507 posts

Knight

BTW, I've owned the PE for 3 weeks in-a-row! xD
You are getting killed by 77G7M77 with A Bit of Fun
 

Posted May 17, '13 at 3:33pm

FishPreferred

FishPreferred

1,558 posts

My most popular castles are Don't Slam the Door!, at 23, and >PLAY IS YOUR FRIEND, at 26. Clearly, the current general populace does not like an actual challenge.

 
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