Post your playable Crush the Castle 2 maps. There are other threads for talking about CtC2. If it's not good for shooting at or interesting to look at don't put it here: NO castles that fall apart by themselves, NO random junk piles.
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I visited the library and found that all they had were sissy books, so I destroyed it!
What, you insulted the Royal library's content? You're gonna die in my next level! Better, I'll put you and some PE trolls together! >:O
xD xD xD
Death by Underling
Best way to deal with zombies? Kill them with gravestones...
Pretty impregnable, isn't it? 6 shots for gold, doable in 4 without using Warp.
Probably could top that with Warp, haven't tried.
CJ and the TROLLS
After molesting the queen and the princess, CJ the Medieval clown ran away from the castle and became a troll.
The king was so angry and humiliated that he decided to tell a lie.
King: " My Jester is on a mission to find and eliminate the PE trolls!"
Adviser whispering to the king: " You'll be the laughing stock of the kingdumb if people figure out the truth. Hopefully that traitor will be found and executed soon." xD
[b][SSTG MEATS HIS FATE!][\b]
The magenta Knight King has angered CJ!
"You will die a fiery death along with all your family and your retarded troll son!" Sayeth the mighty CJ
SCHOOL 4 PEASANTS
The wizard thought it was a good idea to educate the serfs.
The king does not approve. You know what to do!
That dum bass Frenchman decided to kill the Trolls during feeding time! Little did he know that CJ had spiked their drinks with electrolytes! SSTG paid the price but, CJ survived whilst getting some trim from his daughter!
TROLL VILLAGE IDIOTS
On his quest to rid the PE from Trolls, the mighty CJ discovered their little hide-away and completely destroyed their ramshackled village! Apparently, they were hidden there by the slumlord hisseff, the Magenta Knight King,@SSTG!
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