This is a bit of a forum game, but at the same time it has the capacity to result in a bit of poetry, so it goes here. I'm going to supply a line of poetry, and the following poster is to create a poem using the line I gave as their first. Along with their poem, they supply a line for the next person to write poetry on. No restrictions on the type of line or poetry; just keep the line open ended.
"A man from the land of Sam?" I asked him, the reply; "Yes I am. Quite a wondrous place, Though hard on One's face. At least it smells better than Stan."
Sorry for the limerick, I couldn't help myself. Attempting to draw from the nectar of the nonsensical, yet not...
Dangit Parsat, that was approximately what I thought except with sheep and lullaby instead of gust of wind and a hot air balloon instead of just a balloon.
Reflection of my life Found in candy galore Candy canes and candied ginger, Lollipops with tootsie core, Zebra and bazooka gum, Bubblepop and more, Gobstoppers, butterscotch, Pixie sticks and licorice, Gummy bears, gummy worms, Gummy sharks and gummy fish, Rock hard Jolly Ranchers, Soft chews in a dish, Jelly Bellies of all flavors, Life Savers, peppermints, Lemonheads and pucker candy Sour to make you wince, Red hots and spicy ones Down with milk to rinse, And White Rabbit Creamy Candy Wrapped in paper waxed and rice Smooth and sweet upon the tongue Worth the dollar price. When going out for groceries, It was something nice.
I never won once at Candy Land (May substitute "Candy Land" with Chutes/Snakes and Ladders or any other board game if you've never played either.)
I never won once at Candy Land Queen Frostine be canned Gramma Nutt hates my guts And Gloppy gets so sloppy
Plumpy freaks me out Nobody knows just what it's about And the Kids are about to be cooked, you'll read about them in a book But it's called Hansel and Gretel, they're put in a kettle And eaten up by a witch(Lord Licorice)
Lord Licorice's 'stache is creepy Mr. Mint just makes me sleepy Srsly though, Licorice is a kidnapper, and Mint makes you a napper They're in it together, two birds in a feather
It's the Candyland Conspiracy Here's the evidence and proof, you see? That's why I've never won, not once, you dunce! Not because I suck at the game...because kidnapping is the aim!
That's why I don't play Candyland Or Chutes and Ladders, or anything, dad! It's not because I'm a crazy kid, or on acid It's because they'll kill me and eat my remains, it's because I have... BRAAAAAAAIIIINNSSSSS!
Yes...that was very random. And there were so many places where it could be inappropriate it's laughable, but I got through without one inappropriate word!
Fourscore and seven years ago A nation was born The child of revoulution and war Breaking free to find its own path To blaze a trail across the praries and to the sea A nation to last eternity.
"Do you think the lemon's tasty?" He asked of her, the reply "Tell the truth, I think it's nasty." "Well, at least you didn't lie."
"Sir, do you like pickle juice?" "Young man, I do not know." "I can't unscrew the lid, it's not loose-" "Thanks sir, now you can go."
"Ma'am, would you eat dark chocolate?" "Well I guess I eat it now and then." "[/i] "But I'm not exactly in love with it. "Thanks, and don't forget to send your friends!"
"Boss, the results are in and they are clear." "Peoples' perception of disgusting foods-" [i]"You actually did that, Mr. Dweeb-Fear?" "It was just a prank, seriously dude."
