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Okay, so I just randomly came up with this idea that everyone should bring spears, fire pokers or thunder pokers and poke some puppies! And I decided to bring it to the whole world to see! (Well, exaggeration)
Unfortunately, this RPG is INVITE ONLY. However, you can post a RESUME here on why you think you should be INVITED, and I'll take that into consideration and possibly send you an invitation.
Anyways, this RPG will take into account styles of action, adventure, lame jokes, poking puppies, kitty's revenge and pHac's 3rd girlfriend. It will have RPG elements, action elements, random dog guts everywhere elements (I SWEAR, ITS NOT ANIMAL ABUSE)
Interested? No? Well, here's the character sheet anyways:
Name:
AllianceKitten, Kitty, Cat or Feline)
Misc. InfoAppearance, personality, history, girlfriend's history, etc.)
Level: 1
Special Powers: N/A
WeaponBlunted Spear, Metal Poker, or Twig)
Inventory: N/A
Money: N/A
Perks: N/A
A few rules:
1) Invite only, or resume
2) No modding
3) Only considerate posts
4) No talking about politics
5) Have fun
Now if only we could have this edit option....
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Okay here is my resume
Name:Pineapple King
Alliance:Cat
Misc. Info:Well I like to consider myself tall though some may argue it. My hair is a vivid shade of blue. I like to play forum games as long as no bananas are involved. I am right now playing timemu just to listen to the music.
Level:1
Special Powers:N/A
Weapons: Twig
Inventory: N/A
Money: N/A
Perks: N/A
Hope I get in.
Name:Pineapple King
Alliance:Cat
Misc. Info:Well I like to consider myself tall though some may argue it. My hair is a vivid shade of blue. I like to play forum games as long as no bananas are involved. I am right now playing timemu just to listen to the music.
Level:1
Special Powers:N/A
Weapons: Twig
Inventory: N/A
Money: N/A
Perks: N/A
Hope I get in.
Well, do you promise to remain dedicated? If you promise to stay active, check your profile.
Partially invited? Well its better than a no. I will remain dedicated and active.
INVITE WEWT
Dude, why you be talkin about Casey? (my 3rd gf) She was one of my favorites.
Name: Yttikgnol
Alliance:Kitty
Misc. Info: White and creme colored kitty with dark gray swirls all over his body and random brown splotches. Is patient for a kitty, but not quite as patient as older cats, loves to help people but will only do so if convenient. Was the runt of the litter, dejected at birth, raised by a family of puppies who later tried to eat him. He wants revenge.
Level: 1
Special Powers: N/A
Weapon: Blunted Spear
Inventory: N/A
Money: N/A
Perks: N/A
It is the year 1337. People from faraway lands have come to your land, and they have brought a weapon of destruction that will be hazardous to you and especially your girlfriends. DOGS. PUPPIES EVEN. With their sharp, well rounded teeth, broken collars, mussed up hair and wagging tail, they are a horrendous sight to behold. They ravaged the lands for over one week, and you have had enough of this turmoil. The cats are going to take back what is rightfully not theirs. This is their story.
Everybody has been armed with a basic weapon. As you level up (Fuu, I forgot to add an exp bar, please add it below your level stat as EXP: 0/10) you will gain special powers and perks. Different alliances are raised at different rates.
You guys are not domestic felines. You don't live in shabby owner's homes and eat cat food. You live in HOLES and eat mud. That's right. HOLES. And today, you emerge to a new dawn.
It is time for your true destiny (or whatever I write) to finally come true.
You spot a group of people and their dogs sleeping around a campfire. What do you do?
Name: Yttikgnol
Alliance:Kitty
Misc. Info: White and creme colored kitty with dark gray swirls all over his body and random brown splotches. Is patient for a kitty, but not quite as patient as older cats, loves to help people but will only do so if convenient. Was the runt of the litter, dejected at birth, raised by a family of puppies who later tried to eat him. He wants revenge.
Level: 1
EXP: 0/10
Special Powers: N/A
Weapon: Blunted Spear
Inventory: N/A
Money: N/A
Perks: N/A
I sneak up to the puppies, staying in the dark, watching them and loling at Casey, ready to be in support.
Name:Pineapple King
Alliance:Cat
Misc. Info:Well I like to consider myself tall though some may argue it. My hair is a vivid shade of blue. I like to play forum games as long as no bananas are involved. I am right now playing timemu just to listen to the music.
Level:1
Exp:0/10
Special Powers:N/A
Weapons: Twig
Inventory: N/A
Money: N/A
Perks: N/A
I spy on them to find out their plan.
Name: Casey
Alliance: Kitty
Misc. Info:Gray with a scar running down his left eye, his girfriend he met when he was 13 and is still dating today (lolz girlfriend history)
Level: 1
Exp: 0/10
Special Powers: N/A
Weapon: Metal Poker
Inventory: N/A
Money: N/A
Perks: N/A
Name: Yttikgnol
Alliance:Kitty
Misc. Info: White and creme colored kitty with dark gray swirls all over his body and random brown splotches. Is patient for a kitty, but not quite as patient as older cats, loves to help people but will only do so if convenient. Was the runt of the litter, dejected at birth, raised by a family of puppies who later tried to eat him. He wants revenge.
Level: 1
EXP: 0/10
Special Powers: N/A
Weapon: Blunted Spear
Inventory: N/A
Money: N/A
Perks: N/A
You throw everything around you at the group of strangers. A piece of rock hits the beam supporting the campfire and sends a piece of burning wood flying right at you. You die screaming
THE END.
Would you like to try again?
Name:Pineapple King
Alliance:Cat
Misc. Info:Well I like to consider myself tall though some may argue it. My hair is a vivid shade of blue. I like to play forum games as long as no bananas are involved. I am right now playing timemu just to listen to the music.
Level:1
Exp:0/10
Special Powers:N/A
Weapons: Twig
Inventory: N/A
Money: N/A
Perks: N/A
They're SLEEPING. T.T
Name:Pineapple King
Alliance:Cat
Misc. Info:Well I like to consider myself tall though some may argue it. My hair is a vivid shade of blue. I like to play forum games as long as no bananas are involved. I am right now playing timemu just to listen to the music.
Level:1
Exp:0/10
Special Powers:N/A
Weapons: Twig
Inventory: N/A
Money: N/A
Perks: N/A
I slink away embarresed I wasted my spying on sleeping puppies.
Name:Pineapple King
Alliance:Cat
Misc. Info:Well I like to consider myself tall though some may argue it. My hair is a vivid shade of blue. I like to play forum games as long as no bananas are involved. I am right now playing timemu just to listen to the music.
Level:1
Exp:0/10
Special Powers:N/A
Weapons: Twig
Inventory: N/A
Money: N/A
Perks: N/A
Your in a different alliance, so you aren't in the same spot as them. You don't die.
You slowly trudge back to your hiding spot. You wasted some time spying on them, but the moon is still high in the sky. Take your time.
Name: Yttikgnol
Alliance:Kitty
Misc. Info: White and creme colored kitty with dark gray swirls all over his body and random brown splotches. Is patient for a kitty, but not quite as patient as older cats, loves to help people but will only do so if convenient. Was the runt of the litter, dejected at birth, raised by a family of puppies who later tried to eat him. He wants revenge.
Level: 1
EXP: 0/10
Special Powers: N/A
Weapon: Blunted Spear
Inventory: N/A
Money: N/A
Perks: N/A
I push a puppy into the fire while it's sleeping and run away as fast as I can, laughing like a madcat.
Name:Pineapple King
Alliance:Cat
Misc. Info:Well I like to consider myself tall though some may argue it. My hair is a vivid shade of blue. I like to play forum games as long as no bananas are involved. I am right now playing timemu just to listen to the music.
Level:1
Exp:0/10
Special Powers:N/A
Weapons: Twig
Inventory: N/A
Money: N/A
Perks: N/A
I search around for a better weapon.
Name: Casey
Alliance: Kitty
Misc. Info:Gray with a scar running down his left eye, his girfriend he met when he was 13 and is still dating today (lolz girlfriend history)
Level: 1
Special Powers: N/A
Weapon: Metal Poker
Inventory: N/A
Money: N/A
Perks: N/A
You rear up at a nearby person holding your poker ready to whack him into oblivion. However, the sudden shadow of you wakes him up. At surprising speed he catches you by the neck and throws you into the fire.
THE END
Would you like to retry?
Name: Yttikgnol
Alliance:Kitty
Misc. Info: White and creme colored kitty with dark gray swirls all over his body and random brown splotches. Is patient for a kitty, but not quite as patient as older cats, loves to help people but will only do so if convenient. Was the runt of the litter, dejected at birth, raised by a family of puppies who later tried to eat him. He wants revenge.
Level: 1
EXP: 0/10
Special Powers: N/A
Weapon: Blunted Spear
Inventory: N/A
Money: N/A
Perks: N/A
You get ready to push the puppy into the fire but at that time the stranger catches Casey and throws her into the fire, than rears at you. You try to run away but the puppy, now awoken, bites down hard on your tail and throws you into the fire.
THE END.
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