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Posted Jul 2, '10 at 4:58pm

firetail_madness

firetail_madness

19,843 posts

Okay, so I just randomly came up with this idea that everyone should bring spears, fire pokers or thunder pokers and poke some puppies! And I decided to bring it to the whole world to see! (Well, exaggeration)

Unfortunately, this RPG is INVITE ONLY. However, you can post a RESUME here on why you think you should be INVITED, and I'll take that into consideration and possibly send you an invitation.

Anyways, this RPG will take into account styles of action, adventure, lame jokes, poking puppies, kitty's revenge and pHac's 3rd girlfriend. It will have RPG elements, action elements, random dog guts everywhere elements (I SWEAR, ITS NOT ANIMAL ABUSE)

Interested? No? Well, here's the character sheet anyways:

Name:
Alliance:(Kitten, Kitty, Cat or Feline)
Misc. Info:(Appearance, personality, history, girlfriend's history, etc.)
Level: 1
Special Powers: N/A
Weapon:(Blunted Spear, Metal Poker, or Twig)
Inventory: N/A
Money: N/A
Perks: N/A

A few rules:
1) Invite only, or resume
2) No modding
3) Only considerate posts
4) No talking about politics
5) Have fun

Now if only we could have this edit option....

 

Posted Jul 2, '10 at 5:04pm

CommanderDude7

CommanderDude7

2,408 posts

Okay here is my resume

Name:Pineapple King
Alliance:Cat
Misc. Info:Well I like to consider myself tall though some may argue it. My hair is a vivid shade of blue. I like to play forum games as long as no bananas are involved. I am right now playing timemu just to listen to the music.
Level:1
Special Powers:N/A
Weapons: Twig
Inventory: N/A
Money: N/A
Perks: N/A
Hope I get in. :)

 

Posted Jul 2, '10 at 5:06pm

KnockoutSloth

KnockoutSloth

928 posts

Name: Casey
Alliance: Kitty
Misc. Info:Gray with a scar running down his left eye, his girfriend he met when he was 13 and is still dating today (lolz girlfriend history)
Level: 1
Special Powers: N/A
Weapon: Metal Poker
Inventory: N/A
Money: N/A
Perks: N/A

 

Posted Jul 2, '10 at 5:07pm

firetail_madness

firetail_madness

19,843 posts

Name:Pineapple King
Alliance:Cat
Misc. Info:Well I like to consider myself tall though some may argue it. My hair is a vivid shade of blue. I like to play forum games as long as no bananas are involved. I am right now playing timemu just to listen to the music.
Level:1
Special Powers:N/A
Weapons: Twig
Inventory: N/A
Money: N/A
Perks: N/A
Hope I get in. :)

Well, do you promise to remain dedicated? If you promise to stay active, check your profile.

 

Posted Jul 2, '10 at 5:09pm

CommanderDude7

CommanderDude7

2,408 posts

Partially invited? Well its better than a no. I will remain dedicated and active.

 

Posted Jul 2, '10 at 5:15pm

pHacon

pHacon

1,313 posts

INVITE WEWT
Dude, why you be talkin about Casey? (my 3rd gf)  She was one of my favorites.

Name: Yttikgnol
Alliance:Kitty
Misc. Info: White and creme colored kitty with dark gray swirls all over his body and random brown splotches.  Is patient for a kitty, but not quite as patient as older cats, loves to help people but will only do so if convenient.  Was the runt of the litter, dejected at birth, raised by a family of puppies who later tried to eat him.  He wants revenge. 
Level: 1
Special Powers: N/A
Weapon: Blunted Spear
Inventory: N/A
Money: N/A
Perks: N/A

 

Posted Jul 2, '10 at 5:18pm

KnockoutSloth

KnockoutSloth

928 posts

Casey was my kitten that died o.O

btw I WAS INVITED WEWT XP

 

Posted Jul 2, '10 at 5:21pm

firetail_madness

firetail_madness

19,843 posts

It is the year 1337. People from faraway lands have come to your land, and they have brought a weapon of destruction that will be hazardous to you and especially your girlfriends. DOGS. PUPPIES EVEN. With their sharp, well rounded teeth, broken collars, mussed up hair and wagging tail, they are a horrendous sight to behold. They ravaged the lands for over one week, and you have had enough of this turmoil. The cats are going to take back what is rightfully not theirs. This is their story.

Everybody has been armed with a basic weapon. As you level up (Fuu, I forgot to add an exp bar, please add it below your level stat as EXP: 0/10) you will gain special powers and perks. Different alliances are raised at different rates.

You guys are not domestic felines. You don't live in shabby owner's homes and eat cat food. You live in HOLES and eat mud. That's right. HOLES. And today, you emerge to a new dawn.

It is time for your true destiny (or whatever I write) to finally come true.

You spot a group of people and their dogs sleeping around a campfire. What do you do?

 

Posted Jul 2, '10 at 5:23pm

KnockoutSloth

KnockoutSloth

928 posts

Name: Casey
Alliance: Kitty
Misc. Info:Gray with a scar running down his left eye, his girfriend he met when he was 13 and is still dating today (lolz girlfriend history)
Level: 1
Exp: 0/10
Special Powers: N/A
Weapon: Metal Poker
Inventory: N/A
Money: N/A
Perks: N/A

throw stuff at them then once they *** near me beat em up with my poker

 

Posted Jul 2, '10 at 5:25pm

pHacon

pHacon

1,313 posts

Name: Yttikgnol
Alliance:Kitty
Misc. Info: White and creme colored kitty with dark gray swirls all over his body and random brown splotches.  Is patient for a kitty, but not quite as patient as older cats, loves to help people but will only do so if convenient.  Was the runt of the litter, dejected at birth, raised by a family of puppies who later tried to eat him.  He wants revenge.
Level: 1
EXP: 0/10
Special Powers: N/A
Weapon: Blunted Spear
Inventory: N/A
Money: N/A
Perks: N/A

I sneak up to the puppies, staying in the dark, watching them and  loling at Casey, ready to be in support.