i drop a black hole potion on the hill
MY BLACK HOLE
I create a time machine, go back in time before the Black Hole,I land my time machine on top of you, squashing every ounce of life in you, steal your black hole potion and let it sink to the bottom of the ocean, I then build a digger and dig up the hill, squeeze is in to the time machine, and go back to the Original Poster.
After this i put the hill i my time machine on top of the hill the OP started to walk up, i build a tower defense and and electric barbed wire around both hills every 10 meters up, i then hide the time machine inside the hills in case i ever need to escape.
My Hills