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This game i learnt from friends on gaming forums... there are other variations of this game and if there are on this forum then i do apologize. anyway the game goes like this:
There is a hill and you have to do everything and anything to capture it... once you have captured it you simply say "My Hill"
I walk up the hill
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But I am immune to poison, so the donut didn't make much difference. I grabbed your arm and took you to the volcano.
Since you so kindly showed me the way to the nearby volcano, I do the polite thing and toss you in.
The thing you toss to the volcano was actually a puppet. So I'm still on My Hill.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, I land on top of you whilst wearing heavy iron boots with spikes on the soles.
Needless to say, you are stabbed by the boots.
With my conquest finished, I build a small fortress on top of the hill, guarded by loyal soldiers equipped with railguns.
I then promptly put my flag (which is the same as my avatar) on
I somehow survived the stabbing and I bribed you to destroy your own hill. You accepted the bribe. And I rebuild and took control of
I ambushed you while you were too busy trying to take control of your hill
I then got ready for a counterattack on My Hill
I dodged the attack and I unleashed an angry bear to trample my enemies off
I return with my army and a vengance.
You, clearly not sound of mind, promised me the hill forever if I let you have it until the end of three posts. That was your "bribe".
Seeing as you haven't given it back yet, i use this as a claim that I am legitimate owner of the hill, and I fight you for it, in the end killing both you and the bear and any other pretenders claiming the hill is theirs.
I then reestablish myself on the hill, fortress and all, cut off any access to the outside world (I have a farm and a well in here, so...), and plant my flag here oncemore.
I return as a zombie and kill you.
My Undead Hill
I spread the word to everyone in the world that The Hill is my hill. (which they believe because I also changed its Wikipedia article.)
Ramit, you're in jail for "stealing" and "falsifying" ownership of "My Hill".
Granted, but there's a giant hole so I can escape from jail and get the Second Hill which is full of zombies since I'm still a zombie.
A voice echoes throughout the land
"If I am denied of what should be mine, then I shall show you the true power which is worthy to possess such a grand hill"
I arise from the ground where my blood was once spilled- bones that were broken showed no signs of fracture, skin which should've shown signs of being ravaged by claws slowly regenerated until it was no longer determinable that I was recently mauled, and the blood that once painted the sides of the hill were no longer seen.
I take control of Ramit12 and the army of zombies with him using a form of Necromancy and proceeded to take over ACIS' hill while editing all the info of The Hill in all internet websites to show that I am the one and future owner of My Hill
I tie your shoelaces together and push you off MY HILL
I have returned oncemore, leading yet another army and pissed off by your attempts to defeat me.
I show the documents proving that the hill was once rightfully mine and then prepare my assault.
I split my army into two flanks, one attacking Nietz's undead army (and it wins a decisive victory, what with weapons that can shoot plasma), and another to besiege Ryan's hill. With a lack of food, you starve to death and the shield goes down.
I then build fortresses on both hills, surrounded by a great wall manned by even more soldiers. THe hills are self-sufficient, with farming complexes built on the fertile valleys between them.
I finally now own MY HILLS
Coming back from the dead once more, I siphon all the remaining strength of my unalive army and of your men on the wall. Using my mastery of Necromancy I start to create an aura of death and aging so strong, even the walls and metal start corroding.
I convert the men I killed and strengthened the army with my dark arts. I start my attack and successfully owned MY UNDEAD HILLS
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