ForumsThe TavernYOUR Quotes Thread [Time pg 29]

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XSilentPhantomX
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Ever had anything you've ever said when your with a friend?
Something that sounds cool or inspirational?
This is the new place to post it !
As the title states, i want your ORIGINAL quotes here please.
I am awar similar threads were started in the past, please don't act sarcastic and give me links to these, i will pay no attention to them. This is also not a place for spamful quotes to be funny. (i.e: "i am epic" "i jump high&quot

Think inspiration, dark, and epic, for your best ones, here's two from me.


"Sometimes I see the people around me, they tell me i look alone. That's when i realize i was meant to be that way and move on."

"Mankind's definition of victory in war is whoever inflicts the most pain, death, and loss on the enemy."

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GhostGS
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what authority.. haha thats right what authority! XD

um pets
Dogs are fun and playful. they will help you with anything. while cats are always lazing about.. plotting and scheming their evil doings

tomertheking
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Quote: "If you take a stray dog and add some imagination and a bit of money, you get your best friend. stray dog+imagination=best friend. Therefore, if you rob your best friend and surgically remove his imagination, you get a stray dog.

IAmAce
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Quote: "If you take a stray dog and add some imagination and a bit of money, you get your best friend. stray dog+imagination=best friend. Therefore, if you rob your best friend and surgically remove his imagination, you get a stray dog.



wow did you really say that. gotta admit it was kind of funnnt though

seriously people judge this puppy so we can get a new topic
Avorne
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"The difference between a man and a mutt? You can book a mutt in for neutering and it won't complain about it all month."

Healmeal
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if pets of some sort are in most of the worlds homes, how is it the stupidity finds into all the countrys homes?

(I Don't get it at all)

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."

(I can easily find this quote elsewhere using google alone.)

"Saying that dogs are man's best friend cheapens the ability of man to make friends does it not? Is loyalty such a hard trait to come by that we have to revert to holding smelly beasts to a higher regard than other human beings? With that said I do find that a cat makes a good companion because the ability of other humans to shut their mouths is a very hard trait to coke by."

(Although I quite like the quote, I don't really agree with it. You have to make friends with a pet too, just like humans. Nothing done without some work)

I don't march to the beat of a different drummer, the b*stard plays the basoon.

(Not the subject)

Dogs are fun and playful. they will help you with anything. while cats are always lazing about.. plotting and scheming their evil doings

(I disagree. I'm no catlover but I do know cats have good things too... And dogs bad ones)

"If you take a stray dog and add some imagination and a bit of money, you get your best friend. stray dog+imagination=best friend. Therefore, if you rob your best friend and surgically remove his imagination, you get a stray dog.

(A good quote. I don't fully agree with it, but it's the best one in my opinion about pets.)

"The difference between a man and a mutt? You can book a mutt in for neutering and it won't complain about it all month."

(It's a good quote. I can't find it elsewhere, but still I don't think it persuaded me enough to declare you the winner)



Tomer has won the contest. He is the one to chose the next subject. Thanks for all your submitted quotes

seriously people judge this puppy so we can get a new topic


Seriously ace, can you be a little patient. I don't have too much spare time, especially as of late. You guys might not work in your holidays, but I do. And plenty aswell!
runner928
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"Why are we doing this?"

Ponder that one for a while.

tomertheking
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Ok the next topic is.... "the meaning of life the universe and everything". and please dont say 42. Sorry for you healman. I fell sad about even on this one contest.

Naruto_982
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"A person's significance isn't measured by a test, but by his or hers action and deeds."

GhostGS
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mentioning my previous quote is was a joke.. it wasn't a serious one but a joke anyway

we had a similar topic earlier in the thread but this one might be specified to this topic..

"our knowledge has grown a lot in the 1 to 2 million years of living on this planet.. it has been the past 3000 years which has been the most significant. but our ever expanding knowledge won't be able to compete against the speed of the expanding universe"

jkmadman1
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I really wanted to do the sex one so i'll put in this not counting as my entry.

Why do guys like woman with curves, because we need a little cushion while were pushin'.

This one is my entry.

There is no meaning of life.think of it like a picture of a beach.to youit means a nice sandy beach that you may wish to visit sometime but what do you think it means to a dog or a cat or an apple.

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i know, this isnt really followin the new topic, but i juss wanted to see wat people thought of it, its not deep or anything, i said it while i was hitting my cousin, and he was like, 'stop!' and i was like, 'MY HANDS ARE DECEIVING ME!!!' lol

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My quote is...

For ArmorGames:
The one-up of every flash game site you've seen!

For Me:
Yeah, i'm wierd, got a problem with it, dumb***?

thepossum
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How about...."If the universe was a can of soda, we would be the miniscule bit of backwash at the bottom."

Zaork
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My entry.
"Humanities grasp of language will never reach the ability to define the meaning of life."

Healmeal
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"our knowledge has grown a lot in the 1 to 2 million years of living on this planet.. it has been the past 3000 years which has been the most significant. but our ever expanding knowledge won't be able to compete against the speed of the expanding universe"


Some scientists think the universe has stopped expanding and it is now decreasing and "collapsing."

There is no meaning of life.think of it like a picture of a beach.to youit means a nice sandy beach that you may wish to visit sometime but what do you think it means to a dog or a cat or an apple.


Neither and apple nor a dog has a conciousness. They don't think about things like these, unless they evolve

How about...."If the universe was a can of soda, we would be the miniscule bit of backwash at the bottom."


Being arrogant mate? I don't think we're as big as that bit of backwash to a can as we are earth to the universe :P

"Humanities grasp of language will never reach the ability to define the meaning of life."


Can't disagree with your meaning, but I don't think it has to do with language but with the amount of thinking.
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