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You are in a typical suburban town. Manicured lawns, red roofâs, daytime jobs. You live in a rather nice square house with a single garage containing your 'around nineties' ford falcon. You are blissfully ignorant.
Sheet:
Name:
Gender:
Brief description: (age, build, etc.)
Occupation: (see below)
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant
-Occupation-
-Handyman/woman
-Homemaker
-Policeperson
-Politician
-Artist
-Night teacher
Stats will be revealed once you select your occupation and/or level up.
6 People only. You can lose.
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Things will become clearâ¦
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Name:Logan J. Samuels
Gender:Male
Brief description:Caucasian, 6"1', Built body from the hard work, Dark brown hair, Light blue eyes,
Occupation:Artist
Clothing:A white T-Shirt with a FOX racing Logo in the middle, and a pair of Blue jeans fastened by a leather belt.
Inventory: baseball bat
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 95%
Status: blissfully ignorant
I raise my right hand and slightly feel the texture of whats holding me down, basic ropes. I then start to clinch and pull forward, making the ropes loosen or snap a bit, and quickly slide my hands out of the ropes. I then grip onto my baseball bat and hold it in my lap, and then untie the ropes bounding my legs to the bed. I then stand up, still blind from no light, and feel around in front of me trying to find a lightswitch.
Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp, iphone, 9mm glock
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious
Hmm act natural, and head into the bathroom.
Don't do it, James! Trouble always follows you into the bathroom!
Name: Jane Stepford
Gender: Female
Brief description: 26, 5'2, Caucasian, Brown eyes/hair
Occupation: homemaker
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant
The darkened car speeds up to the limit. Thinking nothing of it you continue on your journey. Once at the post office you find yourself at the end of a long queue.
What do you do?
Name:Logan J. Samuels
Gender:Male
Brief description:Caucasian, 6"1', Built body from the hard work, Dark brown hair, Light blue eyes,
Occupation:Artist
Clothing:A white T-Shirt with a FOX racing Logo in the middle, and a pair of Blue jeans fastened by a leather belt.
Inventory: baseball bat
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 95%
Status: blissfully ignorant
You find a switch. It is not on the wall. A massive switch is in the centre of the room on what feels like a pedestal.
What do you do?
Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp, iphone, 9mm glock
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious
(I love how your first reaction to any thoughts of danger is to evacuate your bowels)
You enter the pristine bathroom and hide in a cubicle. A policeman enters. "Hurry up man we have to get back to dispatch."
"Gimme two seconds! Hello anyone in here?"
What do you do?
Name:Logan J. Samuels
Gender:Male
Brief description:Caucasian, 6"1', Built body from the hard work, Dark brown hair, Light blue eyes,
Occupation:Artist
Clothing:A white T-Shirt with a FOX racing Logo in the middle, and a pair of Blue jeans fastened by a leather belt.
Inventory: baseball bat
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 95%
Status: blissfully ignorant
I smack down on it, sending it down in a quick burst, hoping to get some light from that situation.
Name: Jane Stepford
Gender: female
Brief description: 26, 5'2, caucasian, brown eyes/hair
Occupation: homemaker
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant
The darkened car speeds up to the limit. Thinking nothing of it you continue on your journey. Once at the post office you find yourself at the edge of a long queue.
What do you do?
Crap. I knew I'd be waiting a while. I'm glad this package isn't too heavy. I'm gonna whip out my cell phone and play a game (that's all i use this thing for anyway).
Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp, iphone, 9mm glock
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious
Uhhhhhhhhhh.....well it wasent to evac my bowels lol i just wanted to hide.I yell YES! and stay in there lol...incase they no my face...
Name:Logan J. Samuels
Gender:Male
Brief description:Caucasian, 6"1', Built body from the hard work, Dark brown hair, Light blue eyes,
Occupation:Artist
Clothing:A white T-Shirt with a FOX racing Logo in the middle, and a pair of Blue jeans fastened by a leather belt.
Inventory: baseball bat
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 95%
Status: blissfully ignorant
The bat slams into the switch. A red warning light appears above your head. You now have light.
What do you do?
Name: Jane Stepford
Gender: female
Brief description: 26, 5'2, caucasian, brown eyes/hair
Occupation: homemaker
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: iphone
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant
You grab out your iphone and start playing scramble. "Jane, is that you?" You turn and stare into the face of your high school crush. "Oh hi..."
What do you do?
Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp, iphone, 9mm glock
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious
"Ah damn. Mate I really need to go. How long do you think you'll be?"
What do you do?
Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp, iphone, 9mm glock
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious
hehehe...make some groaning sounds and force myself to puke lol...
Name:Logan J. Samuels
Gender:Male
Brief description:Caucasian, 6"1', Built body from the hard work, Dark brown hair, Light blue eyes,
Occupation:Artist
Clothing:A white T-Shirt with a FOX racing Logo in the middle, and a pair of Blue jeans fastened by a leather belt.
Inventory: baseball bat
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 95%
Status: blissfully ignorant, Confused of his surroundings
As the room becomes dimly lit, I can make out small shapes: A bed, a dresser, and metal walls. "W-wait.. what?" You then walk up to the door leading out, and unlock the latch. you quickly peer around as you exit the room, seeing no people in a pure white corridor.
Name: Jane Stepford
Gender: female
Brief description: 26, 5'2, caucasian, brown eyes/hair
Occupation: homemaker
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant
You grab out your iphone and start playing scramble. "Jane, is that you?" You turn and stare into the face of your high school crush. "Oh hi..."
What do you do?
"Oh hi... Mike Honcho! Wow, how long has it been??" I'm starting to wish I hadn't picked sweats to wear out. Ah, oh well.
(Someone, anyone, google "Mike Honcho". If you've seen taledega nights I guess you'll know the reference, rofl!)
Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp, iphone, 9mm glock
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious
"urgh..." You stick your fingers down your throat and start retching. "Oh, never mind mate." You hear the retreating footsteps of the policeman. He leaves the bathroom. What do you do?
Name:Logan J. Samuels
Gender:Male
Brief description:Caucasian, 6"1', Built body from the hard work, Dark brown hair, Light blue eyes,
Occupation:Artist
Clothing:A white T-Shirt with a FOX racing Logo in the middle, and a pair of Blue jeans fastened by a leather belt.
Inventory: baseball bat
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 95%
Status: blissfully ignorant, Confused of his surroundings
The brilliance of the corridor is dazzling after the darkness of the barely lit room. Shielding your eyes you move along the corridor. As your eyes adjust you are able to make out some symbols on the wall. You do not recognise them.
What do you do?
Name: Jane Stepford
Gender: female
Brief description: 26, 5'2, caucasian, brown eyes/hair
Occupation: homemaker
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant
You stare at the suited man before you. His smile reminds you of your school days, when you once wrote Jane Honcho on all of your stationary. "Hey Jane! What have you been doing for the past... hell... how long has it been? Too long..."
What do you do?
Name: Jane Stepford
Gender: female
Brief description: 26, 5'2, caucasian, brown eyes/hair
Occupation: homemaker
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant
You stare at the suited man before you. His smile reminds you of your school days, when you once wrote Jane Honcho on all of your stationary. "Hey Jane! What have you been doing for the past... hell... how long has it been? Too long..."
What do you do?
(For the record, I always thought it was super gay when girls practiced writing their "future" last name, but I've been married for a little over a year and I still can hardly sign my new name. It's still gay though.)
"Eight whole years! ...Well, you look great!" I realize now that saying that only draws attention to my very casual, maybe a little homeless appearance. I'll change the subject. "So how has life treated you? What are you doing currently?" Ugh, maybe I don't want to ask that either... I'm feeling pretty loser-ish.
Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp, iphone, 9mm glock
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious
Wait a couple mins for him to leave..then go out and get in meh car..
Name: Jane Stepford
Gender: female
Brief description: 26, 5'2, caucasian, brown eyes/hair
Occupation: homemaker
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant
(It most certainly is)
"Well I am a suit, working for the government, you know. So what have you been doing? Still writing?"
What do you do?
Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp, iphone, 9mm glock
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious
You clean yourself up. As you wipe the bile of your shirt you notice some dried blood on your pants. It is very difficult to remove. You don't. Peering out of the bathroom door you don't see the policemen. You casually stroll to your car.
What do you do?
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