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Zaork
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Zaork
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Nomad

You are in a typical suburban town. Manicured lawns, red roofâs, daytime jobs. You live in a rather nice square house with a single garage containing your 'around nineties' ford falcon. You are blissfully ignorant.

Sheet:

Name:
Gender:
Brief description: (age, build, etc.)
Occupation: (see below)
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant

-Occupation-

-Handyman/woman
-Homemaker
-Policeperson
-Politician
-Artist
-Night teacher

Stats will be revealed once you select your occupation and/or level up.

6 People only. You can lose.

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Things will become clearâ¦

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piester22
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piester22
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Nomad

Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp, iphone, 9mm glock
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious

Hmm do i got any cash on me? I drive by my house to see if anyone is there..

Zaork
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Zaork
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Nomad

Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp, iphone, 9mm glock
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious


You search your pockets. Hey, look at that! $3.50. As you drive by your house you see a singular car parked in your driveway. It is brown.
What do you do?
k4th3r1n3
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k4th3r1n3
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Farmer

Sorry I haven't been on in a while, my internet service was down! Normally I have better manners than that.

Name: Jane Stepford
Gender: female
Brief description: 26, 5'2, caucasian, brown eyes/hair
Occupation: homemaker
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant


"Well I am a suit, working for the government, you know. So what have you been doing? Still writing?"
What do you do?


(A writer! Nice save, Zaork! I seriously couldn't think of anything to tell Mr. Honcho.)

"Oh, well I thought you were a little over-dressed for a trip to the post office," (Polite laughter) "but seriously, that's impressive, Mike. Yeah, still doing the writing thing. Things are a little slow right now, but I'm getting by. So... For what reason do we owe thanks for your presence in Anytown? Have you moved back here?"
piester22
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piester22
975 posts
Nomad

Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp, iphone, 9mm glock
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious

well it isnt my car right? so i do a stakeout near by lol

Zaork
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Zaork
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Nomad

Name: Jane Stepford
Gender: female
Brief description: 26, 5'2, caucasian, brown eyes/hair
Occupation: homemaker
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant


"Well actually the reason I came back to Anytown was that I wanted to get back in touch with my roots. No pun intended. I was going to look up everyone's numbers today actually looks like I have already found you."
What do you do?

Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp, iphone, 9mm glock
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious


Double and triple-checking, you decide that the car is not yours. You slow down and park a little way down the street. Through your rear-vision mirror you are able to gain a full viewpoint on the front of your house. Nothing happens.
What do you do?
k4th3r1n3
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k4th3r1n3
195 posts
Farmer

Name: Jane Stepford
Gender: female
Brief description: 26, 5'2, caucasian, brown eyes/hair
Occupation: homemaker
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant


"Well actually the reason I came back to Anytown was that I wanted to get back in touch with my roots. No pun intended. I was going to look up everyone's numbers today actually looks like I have already found you."
What do you do?


"Ha, uh yeah... You did." I feel a little uneasy at the thought of going out to catch-up with someone that I haven't seen in 8 years. I'm sure it would be fine, and I'm jumping ahead of myself anyway. I'll shift the attention to everyone else for now. "So, who else are you looking for? Maybe I can help you meet up with them."
piester22
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piester22
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Nomad

Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp, iphone, 9mm glock
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious

uh,well i am NOT going anywhere near that house so someone can shoot meh xD so i watch some more and look around to see if im being watched.

Zaork
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Zaork
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Nomad

Name: Jane Stepford
Gender: female
Brief description: 26, 5'2, caucasian, brown eyes/hair
Occupation: homemaker
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant


"Just the guys that we hung around with at school. I didn't really know where to start. Gee I'm glad to have found you. What are you doing today?"
What do you do?

Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp, iphone, 9mm glock
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious


It grows steadily darker. You keep a close watch on your house and make sure that no one enters or exits. As you watch your house you scan your surroundings to make sure the predator doesn't become the prey. Nothing happens. Your stomach begins to growl and an unpleasant sensation steadily worsens by your rectum. You need to evacuate (so to speak).
What do you do?
k4th3r1n3
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k4th3r1n3
195 posts
Farmer

Your stomach begins to growl and an unpleasant sensation steadily worsens by your rectum.


lololol Poor James, this is the 3rd time in one day!
k4th3r1n3
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k4th3r1n3
195 posts
Farmer

Name: Jane Stepford
Gender: female
Brief description: 26, 5'2, caucasian, brown eyes/hair
Occupation: homemaker
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant


"Just the guys that we hung around with at school. I didn't really know where to start. Gee I'm glad to have found you. What are you doing today?"
What do you do?


Uh, didn't I have to go to the grocery store? Ah, Chips Ahoy can wait til tomorrow, I guess... "Well once I get this package sent out, nothing important really. Why don't we meet up in a little while? I'll look around at home to see who's phone numbers I have still."
piester22
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piester22
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Nomad

Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp, iphone, 9mm glock
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious


-.- crap.I have a strange feeling you want me to go in that house.ummm I look in a window?

Zaork
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Zaork
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Nomad

Name: Jane Stepford
Gender: female
Brief description: 26, 5'2, caucasian, brown eyes/hair
Occupation: homemaker
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant


"Fantastic! I'm going to treat you to lunch. Do you have any allergies I should know about? Where do you want to go? What time should we meet up? Am I asking too many questions?"
What do you do?

Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp, iphone, 9mm glock
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious


Silently sliding out of your car you creep stealthily across to your house. Peering in your window you are able to see upturned furniture and a general pig-sty. There is no one on the first floor of your house.
What do you do?
piester22
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piester22
975 posts
Nomad

Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp, iphone, 9mm glock
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious

throw a grenade through the window and send alpha squad oh...right im just some weird office dude hmm...uhh go inside and hide?

Zaork
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Zaork
439 posts
Nomad

Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp, iphone, 9mm glock
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: cautiously ignorant, officious


You throw a grenade in through the open window and use the mating call of the gecko as a signal for alpha squad to attack. You realise you don't have a grenade, or a squad team. You silently open the door to your house and creep inside. After hiding under your bed you wait. Nothing happens.
What do you do?
piester22
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piester22
975 posts
Nomad

Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp, iphone, 9mm glock
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: cautiously ignorant, officious

okay...head upstairs.

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