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Zaork
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Zaork
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Nomad

You are in a typical suburban town. Manicured lawns, red roofâs, daytime jobs. You live in a rather nice square house with a single garage containing your 'around nineties' ford falcon. You are blissfully ignorant.

Sheet:

Name:
Gender:
Brief description: (age, build, etc.)
Occupation: (see below)
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant

-Occupation-

-Handyman/woman
-Homemaker
-Policeperson
-Politician
-Artist
-Night teacher

Stats will be revealed once you select your occupation and/or level up.

6 People only. You can lose.

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Things will become clearâ¦

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Zaork
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Zaork
439 posts
Nomad

Name: Jessica Day
Gender: Female
Brief description: 22, 5'7, Oriental
Occupation: Politician
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, honest


As the envelope falls to the floor a light illuminates the room. Shielding your eyes you decide to exit the room as quickly as possible. The door is locked.
What do you do?
Hypermnestra
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Hypermnestra
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Nomad

Name: Jessica Day
Gender: Female
Brief description: 22, 5'7, Oriental
Occupation: Politician
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, honest

*sigh*
Terrific.
I'll take cover...wait for the light to fade.

SeaTurtle
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SeaTurtle
116 posts
Nomad

Name: Haily Williams
Gender: Female
Brief description: 21, 5' 7", blond
Occupation: Night Teacher
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant

It is 6 am. You are awoken by your loud neighbours practicing their metal band. Usually you sleep through their hardcore sounds but today you cannot. You try to recall what happened last night as you get up. You can't.
What do you do?
I go down and yell at them.
piester22
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piester22
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Nomad

Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant

I greet her back and get to work, I need a paycheck lol.

Zaork
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Zaork
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Nomad

Name: Jessica Day
Gender: Female
Brief description: 22, 5'7, Oriental
Occupation: Politician
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: cautiously ignorant, honest


You dive behind an object of some description. You do not know what it is and you do not care. The light eventually fades.
What do you do?

Name: Haily Williams
Gender: Female
Brief description: 21, 5' 7", blond
Occupation: Night Teacher
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant


Thankfully one of the members of the band attends your night classes. They take a break. You cannot get back to sleep. Hunger pangs take hold.
What do you do?

Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious

You take a large rubber stamp and start stamping official looking documents. The woman remains staring at you. You start to feel uncomfortable with her standing there.
What do you do?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO POLITICAN WAS TAKEN!


Artist and homemaker still remain.
piester22
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piester22
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Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious

I go up and ask her what she wants.

Zaork
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Zaork
439 posts
Nomad

Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious


You ask her what she wants. She doesn't respond. A blank expression remains on her face. As you start to move away from her you notice that her eyes follow you. She is staring at the top of your head.
What do you do?
piester22
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piester22
975 posts
Nomad

Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious

Move my hand around the top of my head to see if something is there...and then sit down and get to work i suppose....

Zaork
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Zaork
439 posts
Nomad

Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious


You feel nothing. As you sit there stamping ambiguous documents the woman continues to stare. So far you have stamped 53 documents.
What do you do?
Hypermnestra
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Hypermnestra
26,390 posts
Nomad

Name: Jessica Day
Gender: Female
Brief description: 22, 5'7, Oriental
Occupation: Politician
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: cautiously ignorant, honest

I'll check the envelope.

piester22
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piester22
975 posts
Nomad

Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious

...wtf is her problem I go up and ask her again what she wants and if she doesent say something i go tell whoevers in charge lol.

Zaork
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Zaork
439 posts
Nomad

Name: Jessica Day
Gender: Female
Brief description: 22, 5'7, Oriental
Occupation: Politician
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: envelope
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: cautiously ignorant, honest


You approach the envelope as it lays nonchalantly on the ground. You pick it up and peer inside. An unimpressive necklace rattles at the bottom.
What do you do?


Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious


As you are about to stamp the 54th document, you look up again. The woman is staring obsessively. You ask "What do you want?"
No reply, but you see her eyes flicker to the far wall of your office.
What do you do?
SeaTurtle
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SeaTurtle
116 posts
Nomad

Name: Haily Williams
Gender: Female
Brief description: 21, 5' 7", blond
Occupation: Night Teacher
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant

Thankfully one of the members of the band attends your night classes. They take a break. You cannot get back to sleep. Hunger pangs take hold.
What do you do?
I microwave a quesodilla and eat and turn on the tv and watch recorded episodes of Jersey Shore.

Hypermnestra
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Hypermnestra
26,390 posts
Nomad

Name: Jessica Day
Gender: Female
Brief description: 22, 5'7, Oriental
Occupation: Politician
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: envelope
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: cautiously ignorant, honest

I'll use gloves or oven mitts or something and pick up the necklace and examine it.

piester22
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piester22
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Nomad

Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious

I look where she looked..

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