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Zaork
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You are in a typical suburban town. Manicured lawns, red roofâs, daytime jobs. You live in a rather nice square house with a single garage containing your 'around nineties' ford falcon. You are blissfully ignorant.

Sheet:

Name:
Gender:
Brief description: (age, build, etc.)
Occupation: (see below)
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant

-Occupation-

-Handyman/woman
-Homemaker
-Policeperson
-Politician
-Artist
-Night teacher

Stats will be revealed once you select your occupation and/or level up.

6 People only. You can lose.

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Things will become clearâ¦

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k4th3r1n3
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Farmer

What's up with this game getting little attention? I think it's interesting.

I know that no one will choose homemaker, so I'm going to be the best f-ing homemaker this world has ever seen.

Name: Jane Stepford (HA! Get it?)
Gender: Female
Brief description: 26, 5'2, Caucasian, Brown eyes/hair
Occupation: homemaker
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant

Zaork
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Nomad

Name: Haily Williams
Gender: Female
Brief description: 21, 5' 7", blond
Occupation: Night Teacher
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant


You watch Jersey Shore. It becomes more boring the longer you have it on. Once you have finished your quesadilla you look through your dvd collection for something of value. Many choices await.
What do you do?

Name: Jessica Day
Gender: Female
Brief description: 22, 5'7, Oriental
Occupation: Politician
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: envelope
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: cautiously ignorant, honest


After carrying the envelope to the kitchen carefully you find your oven mitts. Sliding one over each hand you begin to examine the necklace. It is a dirty looking silver chain with a small rock at the end. You are not a jeweler or a geologist. You glance at the microwave clock. "11:45".
What do you do?

Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious


You stare at a blank wall. Nothing. White. Bland. Oh, except for the large portrait of your boss.
What do you do?

Name: Jane Stepford (Yes, unfortunately)
Gender: Female
Brief description: 26, 5'2, Caucasian, Brown eyes/hair
Occupation: homemaker
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant


You awake. Looking across your matching bedspread pillow combo you check the time. "11:45". Rising out of bed you make your way to the kitchen. After cereal you look at your to-do list for the day.
What do you do?
Zaork
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Nomad

I think it's interesting.


Thank you. Also I am glad somebody found the courage to be a homemaker.
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Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious

RAWRz she getz on my nervez I is angryz umm...I go to the bathroom to get away.

k4th3r1n3
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Farmer

Name: Jane Stepford (That movie gave me nightmares as a kid!)
Gender: Female
Brief description: 26, 5'2, Caucasian, Brown eyes/hair
Occupation: homemaker
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant


You awake. Looking across your matching bedspread pillow combo you check the time. "11:45". Rising out of bed you make your way to the kitchen. After cereal you look at your to-do list for the day.
What do you do?


(Do I have children, or am I a total bum? I'm guessing no kids if I slept til 11:45... Just want to get my story straight.)

To-do List:
laundry
weed/water the front yard
post office
grocery store
dinner

Hm, well I guess I'll get started on de-streaking my hubby's unders, then head outside to weed while the whites are washing. Before I head outside, I grab the portable phone to call my husband and ask about this morning. How he got ready and left so quietly without waking me is beyond me.
Zaork
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Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp, iphone
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious


You leave to go to the bathroom. Inside the cubicle you whip out your... iphone and start playing games. You hear the door of the bathroom swing open. Sneakily peering under the door of the cubicle you see the woman's legs.
What do you do?

Name: Jane Stepford (Me too)
Gender: Female
Brief description: 26, 5'2, Caucasian, Brown eyes/hair
Occupation: homemaker
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: portable phone
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant


You live alone. You check your to-do list. After finishing laundry and weeding you decide it is time to leave the house. Usually you don't like to leave the house but today you have to get things done. You grab the portable phone but then realise you don't know who to call.
What do you do?
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Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp, iphone
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious

I get out my...oh wait i only have a iphone xD...I take the cover off the toilet(hehehe) just in case for a big heavy club of destruction...just in case.

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Name:Logan J. Samuels
Gender:Male
Brief description: 6"1', Built body from the hard work, Dark brown hair, Light blue eyes, 23
Occupation: Homemaker
Clothing:A white T-Shirt with a FOX racing Logo in the middle. A pair of Blue jeans fastened by a leather belt,and a pair of Nike Sneakers.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant

Zaork
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Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp, iphone, toilet cover
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious


Silently you unscrew the lid of the toilet. You hear the clicking of the woman's heels coming closer to your door. Suddenly she throws open the door.
What do you do?


Name:Logan J. Samuels
Gender:Male
Brief description: 6"1', Built body from the hard work, Dark brown hair, Light blue eyes, 23
Occupation: Homemaker
Clothing:A white T-Shirt with a FOX racing Logo in the middle. A pair of Blue jeans fastened by a leather belt,and a pair of Nike Sneakers.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant


Sorry 'lectro, Homemaker has already been taken. Artist is still available however. Also if I don't get a response Policeperson will be open tomorrow. In addition, you may not choose your own clothing (at the start).
Electr021
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Name:Logan J. Samuels
Gender:Male
Brief description:Caucasian, 6"1', Built body from the hard work, Dark brown hair, Light blue eyes,
Occupation:Artist
Clothing:None
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant

All right then. thats fine :P I had to update my char sheet anyways, forgot to put my race :P

Zaork
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Name:Logan J. Samuels
Gender:Male
Brief description:Caucasian, 6"1', Built body from the hard work, Dark brown hair, Light blue eyes,
Occupation:Artist
Clothing:None
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant


Goin' naked are we? pfft, artists.
"11:45" is written on your bedside alarm. Stepping out of bed your feet hit and slide on the undried paint from your furious session last night.
What do you do?
Zaork
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Nomad

***note***
This is going to be my last update for a while. I am going away for the weekend. I shall be back to continue this thread afterwards. Do not lose faith in me or your suburban life.

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Name:Logan J. Samuels
Gender:Male
Brief description:Caucasian, 6"1', Built body from the hard work, Dark brown hair, Light blue eyes,
Occupation:Artist
Clothing:A white T-Shirt with a FOX racing Logo in the middle, and a pair of Blue jeans fastened by a leather belt.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant

I react quickly, trying to regain balance, but I quickly backflip onto my bed. I then sigh quietly and stand back up, this time aware of the paint splotches. I quietly shuffle over to my dresser full of various clothing and get dressed into my previous articles of clothing in my first char. sheet. I then finish getting dressed and quietly drop a wide towel on the floor of my bedroom, while admiring my astonishing Canvas, "Logan Logan Logan... you've outdone yourself last night!" I say loudly to myself.

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Name: Haily Williams
Gender: Female
Brief description: 21, 5' 7", blond
Occupation: Night Teacher
Clothing: PJ's
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant
I guess I'll turn off the tv and try to go to sleep again, i've got to get some rest before my teaching job.

k4th3r1n3
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Farmer

Wait, I'm a homemaker without a spouse? What's my source of income? Now my "Stepford Wives" reference makes no sense, ha. My bad. So basically I'm unemployed, got it...

Name: Jane Stepford
Gender: Female
Brief description: 26, 5'2, Caucasian, Brown eyes/hair
Occupation: homemaker
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: portable phone
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant


You live alone. You check your to-do list. After finishing laundry and weeding you decide it is time to leave the house. Usually you don't like to leave the house but today you have to get things done. You grab the portable phone but then realize you don't know who to call.
What do you do?


Not sure why I even grabbed the phone... I hardly answer it anyway. I go inside toss the phone on the couch, then change into sweats without grass-stains and look for my car keys (that I seldomly use), ugh.

Hope I fixed it. Have fun wherever you're going this weekend!
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