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Zaork
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You are in a typical suburban town. Manicured lawns, red roofâs, daytime jobs. You live in a rather nice square house with a single garage containing your 'around nineties' ford falcon. You are blissfully ignorant.

Sheet:

Name:
Gender:
Brief description: (age, build, etc.)
Occupation: (see below)
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant

-Occupation-

-Handyman/woman
-Homemaker
-Policeperson
-Politician
-Artist
-Night teacher

Stats will be revealed once you select your occupation and/or level up.

6 People only. You can lose.

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Things will become clearâ¦

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Electr021
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Nomad

o-o what kind of a woman is a homemaker? wait... by homemaker he does mean construction right?

locoace3
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o-o what kind of a woman is a homemaker? wait... by homemaker he does mean construction right?

thats both sexist and wrong o.O

a homemaker is someone who designs homes not a construction worker though a woman construction worker is rare
Zaork
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Name:Logan J. Samuels
Gender:Male
Brief description:Caucasian, 6"1', Built body from the hard work, Dark brown hair, Light blue eyes,
Occupation:Artist
Clothing:A white T-Shirt with a FOX racing Logo in the middle, and a pair of Blue jeans fastened by a leather belt.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant


(Good you learned how to play the game, nice change to the char. sheet)
You stand before a large painting which could be described as messy. You hear a shuffling coming from your roof.
What do you do?

Name: Haily Williams
Gender: Female
Brief description: 21, 5' 7", blond
Occupation: Night Teacher
Clothing: PJ's
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant


You lay in your bed and stare at the ceiling. An itch begins at your leg. You scratch it. It continues to itch and slowly starts spreading to the surrounding areas. It will be impossible to sleep with this itch.
What do you do?

Name: Jane Stepford
Gender: Female
Brief description: 26, 5'2, Caucasian, Brown eyes/hair
Occupation: homemaker
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant


(Perhaps you are a widower?)
You find the car keys next to the pedestal where you keep your voodoo collection. You start driving.
What do you do?

Have fun wherever you're going this weekend!

Thanks, I will. Weekend beer swilling session.

Turns out I was able to fit in one more update.
piester22
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Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp, iphone, toilet cover
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious

I see if she's armed, if so she meets the toilet cover, if she makes any fast movements, she meets the toilet cover, otherwise i ask her what she wants.

Zaork
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Zaork
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a homemaker is someone who designs homes

Actually in this case a homemaker is basically a housewife. Except without the wife part.
Zaork
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Zaork
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Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp, iphone, toilet cover
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious


Her eyes meet yours. There is a dazed look about her face. The woman quickly brings an object close to your head.
What do you do?
piester22
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Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp, iphone, toilet cover
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious

uhh wtf? i look at the object quickly, not letting my toilet covering awesomeness guard down.

Zaork
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Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp, iphone, toilet cover
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious


You turn your head to look at the object. A 2-ply roll of toilet paper rests against your forehead.
What do you do?
Electr021
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Name:Logan J. Samuels
Gender:Male
Brief description:Caucasian, 6"1', Built body from the hard work, Dark brown hair, Light blue eyes,
Occupation:Artist
Clothing:A white T-Shirt with a FOX racing Logo in the middle, and a pair of Blue jeans fastened by a leather belt.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant

I quickly reach under my bed, going into prone position as I do this. I then grab a spare bucket of paint, unopened as I have plenty of art supplies in use. I then Hold it by the handle and quietly make my way downstairs, then quietly creep the front door open."H-Hello... is anyone out there? I have a gun!!"

piester22
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Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp, iphone, toilet cover
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious

ITS HAMMER TIME! lol i try to beat the snittzels out of her....unless she gives me answers.this is getting stupid -.-.

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Name: Jessica Day
Gender: Female
Brief description: 22, 5'7, Oriental
Occupation: Politician
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: envelope
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: cautiously ignorant, honest

I'll take it to someone who will know what it is(jeweler or something).

k4th3r1n3
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o-o what kind of a woman is a homemaker? wait... by homemaker he does mean construction right?


ROFL! I was wondering why you were wanting to be a super-ripped stay-at-home wife/mom! I guess there's such a thing as "Mr. Mom" (Isn't that a country song?). Aren't you glad I picked homemaker before you?

thats both sexist and wrong o.O
a homemaker is someone who designs homes not a construction worker


ROFLMAO!!! Oh my gosh, ya'll are so funny, this has made my day.

And Locoace3 is right, don't be so hard on the ladies! Although most women don't have enough upper-body strength to lift and use equipment required for construction, so I guess it's fair.

Zaork already explained what a homemaker is, but just to let you know someone who designs homes is an architect. They're the one's who design floor plans and do all the math to create the blueprints.

PS- I hope your feelers aren't hurt, I don't think either of you are dumb! It's just always funny to see to consecutive fails. Happens to me all the time. Do either of you mind if I take a screenshot and share it? I can blur your names.
k4th3r1n3
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Name: Jane Stepford
Gender: Female
Brief description: 26, 5'2, Caucasian, Brown eyes/hair
Occupation: homemaker
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant


(Perhaps you are a widower?)
You find the car keys next to the pedestal where you keep your voodoo collection. You start driving.
What do you do?


(Haha nice, a voodoo collection... Is my character in Louisiana? I'm actually from New Orleans!)
I pull out of the neighborhood and head for the post office. I'm not looking forward to standing in line, but I need to return an item I purchased online. I turn on the radio out of sheer boredom.
k4th3r1n3
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Thanks, I will. Weekend beer swilling session.


Nice. Have fun filling your face with booze!
Zaork
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Nice. Have fun filling your face with booze!


Oh, I did.

Name:Logan J. Samuels
Gender:Male
Brief description:Caucasian, 6"1', Built body from the hard work, Dark brown hair, Light blue eyes,
Occupation:Artist
Clothing:A white T-Shirt with a FOX racing Logo in the middle, and a pair of Blue jeans fastened by a leather belt.
Inventory: paint bucket
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant


A soft response comes forth from the roof. "yes." The tone is racked with emotion. An unrecognizable feeling of fear.
What do you do?

Name:James
Gender:Male
Brief description: 23,Black hair
Occupation: Handyman
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: Large rubber stamp, iphone, toilet cover
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant, officious


You swing the toilet cover up underneath her chin with your calloused workman's hands. She is lifted off the ground and slams into the far wall. As her hand smashes against a mirror she drops a gun.
What do you do?

Name: Jessica Day
Gender: Female
Brief description: 22, 5'7, Oriental
Occupation: Politician
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: envelope, necklace
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: cautiously ignorant, honest


You place the necklace back in the envelope. Driving to the main street you notice that every pedestrian you pass looks strangely in your direction. Entering 'jewelers anonymous, no questions asked' a tinkling voice greets you. "Hello Ms. Day."
What do you do?

Name: Jane Stepford
Gender: Female
Brief description: 26, 5'2, Caucasian, Brown eyes/hair
Occupation: homemaker
Clothing: collared shirt, creased pants, brown socks and shoes.
Inventory: empty
Skills/stats: empty
Health: 100%
Status: blissfully ignorant


(Your character is in Louisiana if you wish. It may detract from my story telling abilities however because I have never been there. Also I am Australian and have little knowledge of American life.)
A lively tune from the 70's permeates the air. As it is a lovely suburban day you decide to take the long route to the post office. A darkened car follows you.
What do you do?
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