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Nomad

Posted August 29, '10 9:17pm UTC

The Armature Incident: an incident that was part of what sent Memetia tumbling into the Crysis period. The Crysis period lasted 50 years, until the Cheezburgian underground movement launched the first colony ship into space, named Hapy Landing. But, the Crysis and Imperical periods are for a later time... For now, we should delve into the Armature incident.

Character Sheet
Name:
Athlete:
Mind:
Body:
Race:
Job:

(Stats cannot go below 1. But still, prepare for... Unforseen consequences.)

Name: Kinda self-explanatory.

Athlete: Speed and Endurance. Some things can only be avoided by straight running.

Body: Strength and Aim. You may have to fight something off...

Mind: Intelligence and Charisma. What's a good game without a puzzle?

Race: What part of memetia you Hail from.

Cheezburgian: The most well-liked of anyone. Also, runs faster than average, but not as well toned. Body 4, Athlete 6, Mind 7

Chanian: Generally hated and stupid, they bulk up to Hulkish levels to compensate. Body 8, Athlete 6, Mind 3

Youtubian: An intelligent group who gains a little extra power from their mass. However, they have weak cardio. Body 6, Athlete 2,
Mind 9

Critizuelan: Those who excel by not excelling. Body 5, Athlete 5, Mind 5

Job: What you do in Armature.

Security: The people who keep the labs safe. Can use Large weapons. +2 body, +2 Athlete, -4 Mind.

Scientist: The real eggheads or the place. Can use Tech weapons. -1 Body, -1 Athlete, +2 Mind

Science Assistant: People who help the scientists with daily work. Can use Mechanized weapons. +2 body, -2 Athlete, +1 Mind

Vansibane: No one is sure what they do. Can use Unconventional weapons. -2 body, +3 Athlete, -1 Mind

Example sheet

Name: Mario
Athlete: 7
Mind: 4
Body: 6
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Vansibane

The Armature Incident: an incident that was part of what sent Memetia tumbling into the Crysis period. The Crysis period lasted 50 years, until the Cheezburgian underground movement launched the first colony ship into space, named Hapy Landing. But, the Crysis and Imperical periods are for a later time... For now, we should delve into the Armature incident.\r\n\r\nCharacter Sheet\r\nName:\r\nAthlete:\r\nMind:\r\nBody:\r\nRace:\r\nJob:\r\n\r\n(Stats cannot go below 1. But still, prepare for... Unforseen consequences.)\r\n\r\nName: Kinda self-explanatory.\r\n\r\nAthlete: Speed and Endurance. Some things can only be avoided by straight running.\r\n\r\nBody: Strength and Aim. You may have to fight something off...\r\n\r\nMind: Intelligence and Charisma. What's a good game without a puzzle?\r\n\r\nRace: What part of memetia you Hail from.\r\n\r\nCheezburgian: The most well-liked of anyone. Also, runs faster than average, but not as well toned. Body 4, Athlete 6, Mind 7\r\n\r\nChanian: Generally hated and stupid, they bulk up to Hulkish levels to compensate. Body 8, Athlete 6, Mind 3\r\n\r\nYoutubian: An intelligent group who gains a little extra power from their mass. However, they have weak cardio. Body 6, Athlete 2, \r\nMind 9\r\n\r\nCritizuelan: Those who excel by not excelling. Body 5, Athlete 5, Mind 5\r\n\r\nJob: What you do in Armature.\r\n\r\nSecurity: The people who keep the labs safe. Can use Large weapons. +2 body, +2 Athlete, -4 Mind.\r\n\r\nScientist: The real eggheads or the place. Can use Tech weapons. -1 Body, -1 Athlete, +2 Mind\r\n\r\nScience Assistant: People who help the scientists with daily work. Can use Mechanized weapons. +2 body, -2 Athlete, +1 Mind\r\n\r\nVansibane: No one is sure what they do. Can use Unconventional weapons. -2 body, +3 Athlete, -1 Mind\r\n\r\nExample sheet\r\n\r\nName: Mario\r\nAthlete: 7\r\nMind: 4\r\nBody: 6\r\nRace: Cheezburgian\r\nJob: Vansibane

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Peasant

Posted September 1, '10 12:03am UTC

Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane

(hmm... if i have a sitar and water clones... i wonder)

i try to make a door way through darkness to where bob is, or if failing that, go down stairs....

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Nomad

Posted September 1, '10 12:09am UTC

Name: Marcus
Athlete: 9
Mind: 6
Body: 2
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Vansibane
does just that XD

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Nomad

Posted September 1, '10 12:54am UTC

Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant

Yes, the crabby. He's dead man, you have to let it go. Don't let it control your mind!

Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane

Unfortunately, you haven't learned Shadowalk.

You try taking the stairs down, but the security doors close off Omega level! Come on! However, you notice a button you can press if the room is flooded. Complete with a water level sensor on the ceiling!

Name: Marcus
Athlete: 9
Mind: 6
Body: 2
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Vansibane

Unofrtunately, the stairs seem to be closed off. However, there is a lever you can pull to deactivate it.

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Nomad

Posted September 1, '10 12:58am UTC

Name: Marcus
Athlete: 9
Mind: 6
Body: 2
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Vansibane
Gets annoyed with all thats going on and goes back, not wanting to mess something up

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Peasant

Posted September 1, '10 1:01am UTC

Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane

(AWESOME NAME FOR THAT! i couldn't think of a better one my self)

i guess i play my sitar with the target being the sensor.

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Nomad

Posted September 1, '10 1:04am UTC

Gold - Squire

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Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*uploads memorial youtube vid of him*

now cmere ima squish u!

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Nomad

Posted September 1, '10 1:14am UTC

Name: Marcus
Athlete: 9
Mind: 6
Body: 2
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Vansibane

You go back to the bar for a good drink. You hear some co-workers talking. You would wonder when teh bar got so crowded, but that glass is all that's on your mind right now. You start to overhear them...

"So Gordon, what do you think caused it?"
"Really, it's those **** frog people I know are down here. Everyone thinks I'm paranoid, but they'll see."
"Eh, you just need a beer. I'd offer one, but I'm all out of credits."
"Fine. I'll get us another round, Barney. I'm gonna hold you to it, though. Just you watch."
"Is it just me, or is that Vansibar tapping our conversation?"
"Oh Hell no. see that barcode? It means he's a convict. They don't get tapping spells."

Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane

You play that song you learned earlier. OH MY GOD THE ROOM IS FLOODING. You hit the switch, causing you to be pushed out onto Omega level. It takes you half a second to see the auto turret and jump behind cover. You bet 5 bucks Marcus would've taken a bullet or two.

Name: Marcus\r\nAthlete: 9\r\nMind: 6\r\nBody: 2\r\nRace: Cheezburgian\r\nJob: Vansibane\r\n\r\nYou go back to the bar for a good drink. You hear some co-workers talking. You would wonder when teh bar got so crowded, but that glass is all that's on your mind right now. You start to overhear them...\r\n\r\n"So Gordon, what do you think caused it?"\r\n"Really, it's those **** frog people I know are down here. Everyone thinks I'm paranoid, but they'll see."\r\n"Eh, you just need a beer. I'd offer one, but I'm all out of credits."\r\n"Fine. I'll get us another round, Barney. I'm gonna hold you to it, though. Just you watch."\r\n"Is it just me, or is that Vansibar tapping our conversation?"\r\n"Oh Hell no. see that barcode? It means he's a convict. They don't get tapping spells."\r\n\r\nName:Demyx\r\nAthlete:2\r\nMind:9\r\nBody:6\r\nRace:Youtubian\r\nJob:Vansibane\r\n\r\nYou play that song you learned earlier. OH MY GOD THE ROOM IS FLOODING. You hit the switch, causing you to be pushed out onto Omega level. It takes you half a second to see the auto turret and jump behind cover. You bet 5 bucks Marcus would've taken a bullet or two.

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Nomad

Posted September 1, '10 1:18am UTC

Gah, I got ninja'd.

Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant

That Youtubian talent helps with the memorial video.

R.I.P Crabby: 2010-2010

Anyways, you successfully attach the balloon crab onto the chain. You now hold, in your hands, a Crabshot! You see three hookable islands: The pager island, one with a techy thingie and one with some more crabby things.

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Peasant

Posted September 1, '10 1:19am UTC

Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane

i make a few water clones.

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Nomad

Posted September 1, '10 1:20am UTC

Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant

techy island with more crabbies YAY!

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Nomad

Posted September 1, '10 1:23am UTC

Name: Marcus
Athlete: 9
Mind: 6
Body: 2
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Vansibane
Waits a minute, and goes to share this discovery at the training center

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Nomad

Posted September 1, '10 1:36am UTC

Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane

The water clones proveide ample distraction while you peruse this multi-tool. You see a sensor banana bomb, popcorn bomb and an essential truth remover.

Name: Marcus
Athlete: 9
Mind: 6
Body: 2
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Vansibane

In your drunken stupor, you think that frog people is a real threat and go over to the training center. Well, you try, but end up puking out a cocktail of alcohol in your dorm. You retrieve Anti-Drunk pills and look in teh locker. You see much more alcohol, and a Frog Buster.

Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant

Yog go over to crabby island! The crabs try to jump on your face! Outwit or Aggress?

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Nomad

Posted September 1, '10 1:38am UTC

Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant

outwit!

meany crabbies i wanted to gIVe YoU a hUg

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Peasant

Posted September 1, '10 1:43am UTC

Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane

i guess i'll use the popcorn bomb...

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