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The Armature Incident: an incident that was part of what sent Memetia tumbling into the Crysis period. The Crysis period lasted 50 years, until the Cheezburgian underground movement launched the first colony ship into space, named Hapy Landing. But, the Crysis and Imperical periods are for a later time... For now, we should delve into the Armature incident.

Character Sheet
Name:
Athlete:
Mind:
Body:
Race:
Job:

(Stats cannot go below 1. But still, prepare for... Unforseen consequences.)

Name: Kinda self-explanatory.

Athlete: Speed and Endurance. Some things can only be avoided by straight running.

Body: Strength and Aim. You may have to fight something off...

Mind: Intelligence and Charisma. What's a good game without a puzzle?

Race: What part of memetia you Hail from.

Cheezburgian: The most well-liked of anyone. Also, runs faster than average, but not as well toned. Body 4, Athlete 6, Mind 7

Chanian: Generally hated and stupid, they bulk up to Hulkish levels to compensate. Body 8, Athlete 6, Mind 3

Youtubian: An intelligent group who gains a little extra power from their mass. However, they have weak cardio. Body 6, Athlete 2,
Mind 9

Critizuelan: Those who excel by not excelling. Body 5, Athlete 5, Mind 5

Job: What you do in Armature.

Security: The people who keep the labs safe. Can use Large weapons. +2 body, +2 Athlete, -4 Mind.

Scientist: The real eggheads or the place. Can use Tech weapons. -1 Body, -1 Athlete, +2 Mind

Science Assistant: People who help the scientists with daily work. Can use Mechanized weapons. +2 body, -2 Athlete, +1 Mind

Vansibane: No one is sure what they do. Can use Unconventional weapons. -2 body, +3 Athlete, -1 Mind

Example sheet

Name: Mario
Athlete: 7
Mind: 4
Body: 6
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Vansibane

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Name:Phillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 700
Shishkebab fuel: 70%
U-235 Shells: 48
Cryo Ammo: 25
Fatigue: 10/110

You turn the key and enter the portal! The pressure in intense, but you manage to hold on to the U-235, Shishkebab and Gear Grinder! However, the portal disappears behind you.

You are in a room with what sounds like a bear growling... I think you haven't cleared the Fallout cross-dimension yet...

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Name:Phillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 700
Shishkebab fuel: 70%
U-235 Shells: 48
Cryo Ammo: 25
Fatigue: 10/110


OH SHI_ YAO GUI

also i was gonna say that in FONV the magazines like puglism illistrated don't perma up your skill they only last so long if you didn't know D:


turn around and use my shotgun on it and when it's dead teabag it a little

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Name:Phillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 700
Shishkebab fuel: 70%
U-235 Shells: 48
Cryo Ammo: 25
Fatigue: 10/110

Yeah, I know the magazines are only temporary. Skill books are still permanent, tho.

You don't dare teabag the now radioactive dead Yao Gui.

However, that apparently wasn't what you heard growling! OH F*** A DEATHCLAW! Uh... portal to anywhere or Deathclaw!

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Name:Phillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 700
Shishkebab fuel: 70%
U-235 Shells: 48
Cryo Ammo: 25
Fatigue: 10/110

death claw use cryo ammo to cripple his legs so he won't lunge then just shotgun rain him and teabag the deathclaw when he's dead

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Name:Phillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 700
Shishkebab fuel: 70%
U-235 Shells: 48
Cryo Ammo: 25
Fatigue: 10/110

That would actually be a VERY good tactic, but it takes too long to switch to Cryo shells, so he gets a chance to Death hug you... into the portal anyways. He follows you through, so you opt to just RUN. You hear what sounsl like a far off explosion, and...

*KABOOM*

Oh crap, you just ended up in Boomer territory. There's a wall you hide behind, and the shells take out the Deathclaw. There's a portal some way away.

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Name:Phillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 700
Shishkebab fuel: 70%
U-235 Shells: 48
Cryo Ammo: 25
Fatigue: 10/110


teabag the death claw and book it towards the portal

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Name:Phillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 700
Shishkebab fuel: 70%
U-235 Shells: 48
Cryo Ammo: 25
Fatigue: 10/110

Teabagging the Deathclaw gives the Howitzers ample time to blow you up.

A straight dash works until one blast knocks you down, allowing the Boomers to combo you.

There is cover between you and the portal.

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Name:Phillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit + Support Claw
Gear Grinder ammo: 700
Shishkebab fuel: 70%
U-235 Shells: 48
Cryo Ammo: 25
Fatigue: 10/110


use the cover to take cover when they make stuff go boom

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Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
Armor: Standard Cloak
Weapons Equipped:
Beam Star: PL3
Beam Spreader: PL2
Gauntlet active
Sitar: 300/300 Mana
Fatigue: 0/75

my sitar, my gauntlet, my beam star, beam spreader. if i can take more i'll also take the thunder hose.

their.

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Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
Armor: Standard Cloak
Weapons Equipped:
Beam Star: PL3
Beam Spreader: PL2
Gauntlet active
Sitar: 300/300 Mana
Fatigue: 0/75

Okay, I've logged the items you will receive. I'll post the next part's start tomorrow.

Name:Phillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Armor: Grounded Suit
Gear Grinder ammo: 700
Shishkebab fuel: 70%
U-235 Shells: 48
Cryo Ammo: 25
Fatigue: 10/110

You have to drop the Support Claw to give you the agility to get from cover to cover. You get close to the portal, and it seems that someone else is entering and it's drawing the fire! You make a dash, but they shoot one last shell at you before they change targets! You jump in the portal, AND...

To be continued in Part 2!

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