Meh, I was going to let the original get down a few more pages, but I decided to make the sequel already.
Teh Creator: O hai. I'm not quite done fixing this reality, but there's enough to make you do something. Hey, it's not the best, but it's a life. Let's start with teh first and last parts I merged, plus a little from another reality nearby...
Objective: Destroy the Shadow Tank-Cat! HP: 500 Status: Null Helpful information: It's a tank. cat. tankcat.
Objective: Storm the castle! Castle HP: 6,900 Lone Wanderer: 6,500 Mega Fat DBLACKSTAR: 1,500 HP Electricity Deflection System HP: 4,000 Castle Defenders: rick073, CommanderDude7, DBLACKSTAR, ThorRatFox Neutrals: sonicheroes95 Attacker HP: Other Castle HP: 4,500 Armored Giant Darkfire45: 1,500 HP Status: Damaged: Darkfire45,ThorRatFox,kingjac11 Critical: Dead: DarthNerd Undead: Razerules Probationary Abyss: Bananabyss:
@sonicheroes95: You pull a negative pi! LW then draws a Phoenix, Fairy and Skeleton card to use with a Super Stimpack to revive Spartandestroyer!
@Aethermancer: You use this to find that the castle has a weakness to pure BS.
@rick073: you put the grenade on his magnet, but Lone Wanderer bats it away. Plus, if it's detonated with a detonator, it's a plastic explosive, not a grenade.
@Darkfire45: Um...what?
@DBLACKSTAR: You punch the ground and break some of it.
@DarthNerd: Unfortunately, you can't get out since you're not a squirrel or cat.
I pick up he chunk that I broke off toss it in the air, then when it is in front of me I punch it, causing it to shatter and send stone daggers flying at a high velocity at the armor.
just cause i want to, i use chaos control to make two guitars appear, one for me, and one for the Lone Wanderer, then we both do a duet of this, randomly blasting everyone but eachother and ourselves to the music.
