My mom and dad broke up before 2 or 3 years. Now my mom has a new friend (ok almost like a father already) and he calls me Jeff and since that wasn't my real name I thought to use it as my nickname. 1999 at the end is the year when I'm born.
My name is Elmer and I am not a doctor, but this is the internet so I can give myself a PhD if I want to. There you have it, Dr Elmer. Except spaces aren't allowed, so it becomes DrElmer.
