Forums

ForumsForum Games

The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

Posted Jan 22, '11 at 2:38pm

IcyIndia

IcyIndia

545 posts

Unfortunately, Jesus drops by and turns the Circle into a Pentagon. (Not to offend theists)

 

Posted Jan 22, '11 at 2:39pm

Maverick4

Maverick4

3,707 posts

Fortunately, George Bush appears, and turns it into the shape of Iraq. (Not to offend Republicans, Bushians, or Iraqis)

 

Posted Jan 22, '11 at 2:42pm

IcyIndia

IcyIndia

545 posts

Unfortunately, George Bush also------Wait, I don't want this to turn into a political debate. :P

Unfortunately, Ra drops by and decides to make it a 3-d version of the Sphinx, because Iraq looks like the Sphinx. Kind of.

 

Posted Jan 22, '11 at 2:45pm

Maverick4

Maverick4

3,707 posts

Fortunatley, George Bush declares war on it. Apparently, the Spinx is a Weapon of Slightly-Large Destruction. (Wow, I'm currently breaking the GOP's Eleventh Commandment...)

 

Posted Jan 22, '11 at 2:47pm

IcyIndia

IcyIndia

545 posts

Unfortunately, all the demons in hell stop the war immediately and block George Bush from the reality of Hell.

 

Posted Jan 22, '11 at 2:59pm

Maverick4

Maverick4

3,707 posts

Fortunately, George Bush brings his own personal demons: Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, and gains entrance into Hell again.

 

Posted Jan 22, '11 at 3:03pm

IcyIndia

IcyIndia

545 posts

Unfortunately, his demons are too sissy to actually do anything, so they just hide behind GB.

 

Posted Jan 22, '11 at 3:12pm

Maverick4

Maverick4

3,707 posts

Fortunately, GB's Demons use 'Wall Street Powers', and bankrupt Hell.

 

Posted Jan 22, '11 at 3:15pm

IcyIndia

IcyIndia

545 posts

Unfortunately, hell has no currency system. So it's impossible to make hell bankrupt.

 

Posted Jan 22, '11 at 3:24pm

Maverick4

Maverick4

3,707 posts

Fortunately, Hell's currency system is backed by the soul, and Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac direct the souls to their accounting departments.

 
Reply to The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

You must be logged in to post a reply!