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IceClaw247
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Ok for example, I start by saying,"Unfortunately there was a giant evil pillow on the the loose; then the next person would say...Fortunately I had a knife with me and stabbed a hole in it"

Ok lets start.
Unfortunately I was being chased by an elephant...

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Boofuss
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Peasant

Fortunately there's a really great timer on the freezer, so everything will be fine!

**edit for a missing letter

dragonmaster10902
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Jester

Unfortunately, that timer shorted out, so that's done for.

Yellowcat
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Treasurer

Fortunately, that timer was simply on (top of) the freezer, and there's another one in the freezer that controls it.

dragonmaster10902
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Jester

Unfortunately, the entire freezer just shorted out, and we ain't got a backup or an electrician. We are in TROUBLE!

PLGuy
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King

Fortunately, Ice Age started! Now we can freeze the mea- eheheh, I mean cryogenically hibernate people wherever we want.

dragonmaster10902
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Jester

*Wow, this is getting really dark!*
Unfortunately, the bunker isn't equipped with central heating, so we're all probably going to freeze to death.

Greg7077
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Jester

Fortunately, the ice aged passed and humans are in a state of peace

dragonmaster10902
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Jester

Unfortunately, we just ran out of food, and everybody's waking up!

PLGuy
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King

Fortunately, a great herd of mammoths is taking refuge in the vicinity, inside a ravine.

FireDragonWarrior2
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Herald

Unfortunately, the humans have no weapons.

sciller45
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Justiciar

Fortunately, They can make crude spears and traps. CHAAAARGE!

PLGuy
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King

Unfortunately, mammoths countered the fierce charge. And now they're moving on to offensive! 0_0

sciller45
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Justiciar

Fortunately, after strategically retreating, the mammoths got stuck in the holes we covered with leaves. Humanity 4200, Everything else 4199

Greg7077
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Jester

Unfortunately, the mammoths were shot by a beam from outer space; which in turn gave them super abilities to hop out of the holes. Humanity is screwed!

dragonmaster10902
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Jester

Fortunately we have a machine that can harness the residual radiation from the meteor and kill the mammoths.

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