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IceClaw247
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Ok for example, I start by saying,"Unfortunately there was a giant evil pillow on the the loose; then the next person would say...Fortunately I had a knife with me and stabbed a hole in it"

Ok lets start.
Unfortunately I was being chased by an elephant...

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Hellica
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Herald

Fortunately, they were so embarrassed because they were wearing granny panties, that they let you go.

Chryosten
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Herald

Unfortunately, it was a trap to lead us into an alley with a dead end.

Majestic_Fish
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Chancellor

Fortunately, A masked rider helped us like a true hero.

Chryosten
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Herald

Unfortunately, the masked rider was suddenly murdered by a biker wielding a sawn-off shotgun.

LordLazyLeopard
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Constable

Fortunately, the masked rider left behind his flying motorcycle, which we rode away on.

Yellowcat
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Treasurer

Unfortunately, it ran out of gas and we fell out of the sky.

LordLazyLeopard
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Constable

Fortunately, we had a really big parachute for no reason.

Yellowcat
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Treasurer

Unfortunately, it had no hole in it.

Hellica
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Herald

Fortunately, we evolved in two seconds flat, and our ears became like Dumbos, and we flew away.

LordLazyLeopard
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Constable

Unfortunately, similar evolutionary processes caused many of us to die of horrible mutations.

Hellica
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Hellica
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Herald

Fortunately, some of us survived; we mourned, we cried, and carried on.

LordLazyLeopard
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Constable

Unfortunately, those of us who did survive still had mutations we had to cope with.

Chryosten
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Herald

Fortunately, the mutations were temporary and vanished a few days later.

Yellowcat
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Treasurer

Unfortunately, the mutations caused long-term health effects.

LordLazyLeopard
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Constable

Unfortunately LLLeo decided to keep writing the unfortunate events so the variation between them began to decline. Therefore, our lives started to become glum and boring.

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