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IceClaw247
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Ok for example, I start by saying,"Unfortunately there was a giant evil pillow on the the loose; then the next person would say...Fortunately I had a knife with me and stabbed a hole in it"

Ok lets start.
Unfortunately I was being chased by an elephant...

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CommanderDude7
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Fortunately the Colonel saves humanity and serves a delicious meal.

IcyIndia
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Unfortunately, due to the title's pronunciation, he turns into several million kernels of corn and they serve him in the delicious meal as well.

CommanderDude7
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Fortunately this give humanity the energy to go Super Saiyan.

IcyIndia
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Unfortunately, their majorly pink skin lets the sun sunburn them and all their skin peels off.

CommanderDude7
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Fortunately they are now all awesome skeleton dudes.

Maverick4
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Unfortunately, a pack of dogs comes, and begins to chew and knaw on the bones of the 'skeleton dudes'

IcyIndia
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Fortunately, the bones mutate the dogs into killing machines.

Maverick4
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Unfortunately, the 'Reverse Law of Abiogenesis' has been disprooved, meaning that inorganic matter cannot spawn from organic matter.

IcyIndia
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Fortunately, the dogs have no idea what this is, so they just get rabies.

CommanderDude7
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Unfortunately these rabies spread to everything.

Maverick4
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Unfortunately, the Texas Wildlife Preservation Agency has schedueled airdrops of food laced with the Rabies Vacines schedueled of the location. The Dogs partake of the laced-food, and their rabies is cured. Unfortunately.

CommanderDude7
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Fortunately this stops the other rabies in some odd way as well.

IcyIndia
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Unfortunately, the stopped rabies makes the dogs confused, and they no longer know how to eat and they all die.

Maverick4
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Fortunately, an EMT, trained specially to save dogs, gives the dogs mouth-to-mouth, and they all survive. Albeit, with a great story.

IcyIndia
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(their problem wasn't breathing, Mav...)

Unfortunately, after resuscitation, they decide to kill the EMT because they wanted to know what was after death.

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