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Ok for example, I start by saying,"Unfortunately there was a giant evil pillow on the the loose; then the next person would say...Fortunately I had a knife with me and stabbed a hole in it"
Ok lets start.
Unfortunately I was being chased by an elephant...
For their horrible crimes against humanity, the dogs get to find out what happens in the after life... From the 11th Circle of Hell!
Fortunately, the dogs get to find out what happens in the after life... From the 11th Circle of Hell!
Unfortunately, the dogs have a phobia of circles and are very scared of the eleventh circle of hell.
Fortunately, their phobia only adds to their fear, meaning that the 11th Circle is working.
Unfortunately, Jesus drops by and turns the Circle into a Pentagon. (Not to offend theists)
Fortunately, George Bush appears, and turns it into the shape of Iraq. (Not to offend Republicans, Bushians, or Iraqis)
Unfortunately, George Bush also------Wait, I don't want this to turn into a political debate. :P
Unfortunately, Ra drops by and decides to make it a 3-d version of the Sphinx, because Iraq looks like the Sphinx. Kind of.
Fortunatley, George Bush declares war on it. Apparently, the Spinx is a Weapon of Slightly-Large Destruction. (Wow, I'm currently breaking the GOP's Eleventh Commandment...)
Unfortunately, all the demons in hell stop the war immediately and block George Bush from the reality of Hell.
Fortunately, George Bush brings his own personal demons: Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, and gains entrance into Hell again.
Unfortunately, his demons are too sissy to actually do anything, so they just hide behind GB.
Fortunately, GB's Demons use 'Wall Street Powers', and bankrupt Hell.
Unfortunately, hell has no currency system. So it's impossible to make hell bankrupt.
Fortunately, Hell's currency system is backed by the soul, and Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac direct the souls to their accounting departments.
Unfortunately, jobs are for life, and Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are confined to the accounting departments for life, and GB is stranded.
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