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IceClaw247
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Ok for example, I start by saying,"Unfortunately there was a giant evil pillow on the the loose; then the next person would say...Fortunately I had a knife with me and stabbed a hole in it"

Ok lets start.
Unfortunately I was being chased by an elephant...

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For their horrible crimes against humanity, the dogs get to find out what happens in the after life... From the 11th Circle of Hell!

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Eh...

Fortunately, the dogs get to find out what happens in the after life... From the 11th Circle of Hell!

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Unfortunately, the dogs have a phobia of circles and are very scared of the eleventh circle of hell.

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Fortunately, their phobia only adds to their fear, meaning that the 11th Circle is working.

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Unfortunately, Jesus drops by and turns the Circle into a Pentagon. (Not to offend theists)

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Fortunately, George Bush appears, and turns it into the shape of Iraq. (Not to offend Republicans, Bushians, or Iraqis)

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Unfortunately, George Bush also------Wait, I don't want this to turn into a political debate. :P

Unfortunately, Ra drops by and decides to make it a 3-d version of the Sphinx, because Iraq looks like the Sphinx. Kind of.

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Fortunatley, George Bush declares war on it. Apparently, the Spinx is a Weapon of Slightly-Large Destruction. (Wow, I'm currently breaking the GOP's Eleventh Commandment...)

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Unfortunately, all the demons in hell stop the war immediately and block George Bush from the reality of Hell.

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Fortunately, George Bush brings his own personal demons: Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, and gains entrance into Hell again.

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Unfortunately, his demons are too sissy to actually do anything, so they just hide behind GB.

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Fortunately, GB's Demons use 'Wall Street Powers', and bankrupt Hell.

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Unfortunately, hell has no currency system. So it's impossible to make hell bankrupt.

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Fortunately, Hell's currency system is backed by the soul, and Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac direct the souls to their accounting departments.

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Unfortunately, jobs are for life, and Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are confined to the accounting departments for life, and GB is stranded.

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