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emanfman
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Welcome to the EPIC GROCERY SHOPPING ADVENTURE. The goal of this RPG is completed in five stages.
1. Leave the house and get in the car
2. Drive to the store
3. Find the eggs your wife asks you to buy
4. Purchase them
5. Go home
Sounds simple enough? What about the twist? If I told you now, then obviously the story would be revealed. So, do you DARE to go on the EPIC GROCERY SHOPPING ADVENTURE?
Hereâs the character sheet.

Name:
HP:
Weapons:
Resourcefulness:
Strength:
Armour:

You get to distribute 50 skill points between HP, Weapons, Resourcefulness, Strength, and Armour. The HP Baseline is 10, for those idiots who decide to spend all 50 on weapons, and complain that they instantly die.

So, hereâs how the points are distributed.
HP: 1 skill point = 2 HP, +10 for baseline
Weapons: 1 skill point = 1 weapon point (spending 7 points here gets you a golf club, but 37 gets you a bazooka!)
Resourcefulness: 1 skill point = 1 Resourcefulness point (this determines the items you find. 8 points can be +10 max HP, but 26 can be +20 skill points â" more than once!)
Strength: 1 Skill point = 1 Point (Sort of like weapons, but more like a damage multiplier.)
Armour: 1 skill point = 1 point (simple enough? Almost like an HP bonusâ&brvbar
AND IF YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT IT, you can make a biography, although it will be little use to deciding the course of events.

This is my first RPG, so itâs definitely not perfect. Feel free to comment on my profile for improvements!

Emanfman

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webkinzlover7654
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Name: Steve
HP: 11/11
Weapons: 6-inch pocket switchblade
Resourcefulness: 14
Strength: 6
Armour: 7

C) "Not now sweetie, I have a big meeting at work that could makes us rich!" I say back

emanfman
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emanfman
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Name: R. Forkay
HP: 21/23
Weapons: Golf Club
Resourcefulness: 8
Strength: 12
Armor: 12

You start to go left, but then there is a growl ahead of you.

A) Throw your golf club at the sound and see what happens
B) Go to investigate
C) Turn around and go right

________________________________________________________

Name: Steve
HP: 11/11
Weapons: 6-inch pocket switchblade
Resourcefulness: 14
Strength: 6
Armour: 7

She replies: "How are we going to feed the kids?" Then she has a smug look on her face as she realizes. "It's Sunday... there's no work on Sunday... Now, enough of your silly excuses and go get the eggs." Ahh, so your wife is smarter than you think.

(MANY OPTIONS HERE, JUST COME UP WITH SOMETHING)
(Like maybe, I don't know, *cough* *cough* *get the keys* *cough* *cough* something to do with getting in the car...)

webkinzlover7654
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Name: Steve
HP: 11/11
Weapons: 6-inch pocket switchblade
Resourcefulness: 14
Strength: 6
Armour: 7

Drive my bike to the store (; eco-friendly

nesanelf
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Name: Mr. Why-should-I-tell-you-my-name
HP: 30/30
Weapons: Golf Club
Resourcefulness: 20
Strength: 12
Armour: 11

I look in my bedroom

emanfman
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emanfman
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Name: Steve
HP: 11/11
Weapons: 6-inch pocket switchblade
Resourcefulness: 14
Strength: 6
Armour: 7

You don't own a bike.

R4000
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...Maybe it's my dog...
I'll just go to investigate, quietly.
I do make sure I'm not seen though.

Name: R. Forkay
HP: 21/23
Weapons: Golf Club
Resourcefulness: 8
Strength: 12
Armor: 12

B), sneaky.

If the growl is evil, I'll examine it's stats b4 battling it. I wanna make sure it's not some ki9nd of epic boss trap.
My strength and HP is not gonna make me invulnerable!

emanfman
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emanfman
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Name: R. Forkay
HP: 21/23
Weapons: Golf Club
Resourcefulness: 8
Strength: 12
Armor: 12

You can't reveal its stats unless you battle it. And no, it's not some kind of epic boss trap. I am not the usual @$$hole kind of person that runs RPGs. I'm just seeing how my first one turns out. The monsters get stronger as you progress. some battles are avoidable, and some are not. So, your choices are

A) You can see it (but not its stats) without being seen, that is, a minor investigation
B) Back off and leave
C) Fight it regardless

webkinzlover7654
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Name: Steve
HP: 11/11
Weapons: 6-inch pocket switchblade
Resourcefulness: 14
Strength: 6
Armour: 7

I walk to the store, I DON'T CARE HOW FAR IT IS, I AM AN ECO-FRIENDLY PERSON!!!

webkinzlover7654
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Name: Steve
HP: 11/11
Weapons: 6-inch pocket switchblade
Resourcefulness: 14
Strength: 6
Armour: 7

What are the weapons for?

R4000
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Name: R. Forkay
HP: 21/23
Weapons: Golf Club
Resourcefulness: 8
Strength: 12
Armor: 12

Meh, I guess I'll battle it if it's evil. I think I'm strong enough. I still need to look for something in that area anyway. Bring it on!
C)

webkinzlover7654
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This RPG is screwed, so is THIS one

nesanelf
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nesanelf
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heeeelllo????

what about me????

webkinzlover7654
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webkinzlover7654
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Exactly why I said what i did, this guy isn't doing ANYTHING!

emanfman
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emanfman
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sorry, guys, i was away for a bit. your stuff is on the way now.

sonicheroes95
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webkinz, be patient... idiots don't know how to wait anymore...

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