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Posted Jan 26, '11 at 9:21pm

SheWhoMustNotBeNamed

SheWhoMustNotBeNamed

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She has compulsive thoughts of killing people.

But look! He's happy in heaven now!
http://i1228.photobucket.com/albums/ee453/shewhomustnotbenamed3/randomdude.jpg
But then he started wandering, and if you start to wander, you kind of deserve death. Again.
http://i1228.photobucket.com/albums/ee453/shewhomustnotbenamed3/kersplatx2-1.jpg
 

Posted Jan 27, '11 at 5:34pm

jdoggparty

jdoggparty

5,957 posts

Ah wrong one. Please delete that post.
http://i56.tinypic.com/7333fr.jpg
Start on the right side

 

Posted Jan 29, '11 at 10:58pm

Gantic

Gantic

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I'll try to get mine up as soon as possible.

I have analyzed your mental poop and came to the following conclusions. Please note that these conclusions are not a complete analysis and are not meant to be taken seriously, unless you want to take them seriously. If they are at all accurate, it is because I am a level 20 telepath.

Zophia is a happy person. A curve is a smile. If she could choose, she would probably want to be a Goddess of all Creatures. And she would make sure all animals are happy, because she likes happy animals.

driejen is grounded in reality but it does not dull his artistic sense. In fact, his artistic sense gets him from behind, in a sense. A curve to him is a curve, but a curve needn't necessarily be a curve because many things are curves.

Reton8 is so grounded in reality that nothing is what it isn't but what he can see. A curve is a curve is a curve is a curve, as his mathematical mind impels him to believe.

Freakenstein is fascinated with toilet humor and instantly fixated himself with the word 'poop'. A curve to him is a rounded end, a butt, a butt of many jokes. In fact, his cute-eyed, boxed lemon monster peculiarly resembles a kernal of corn. As we all know very well, the human body can't fully digest corn, so where does it go? Exactly.

CommanderDude7 "goes with the flow," by picking out one of the most obvious paths, becuase hey, it's so corny it's funny. Joe Mama indeed.

knight_34 also goes with the flow, but he also hates Gantic. He has been scheduled for termination.

SheWhoMustNotBeNamed clearly has compulsive thoughts of killing people, even when they're dead! A curve is the bottom of a platform... to DEATH! She probably wouldn't even hesitate to kill a baby fated to kill her in the future! N.B. Keep her away from Frank Gehry.

jaza_m is, perhaps, more violent than SheWhoMustNotBeNamed or still a five year old at heart, build up a tower of blocks so he can demolish it. A curve is simply a small part of a destructive machine. Give him something, and he'll assume it's only a small piece of a device that can be used to destroy the world.

phsycomonkey is so phsyco that he spells it phsyco. The world isn't straight. It's all a curve in curve in a curve in a curve. He has been slated for instituonalization.

iMogwai is a lonesome soul in a cold dark world with a faint glimmer of hope. His inner child cries out to impress the cold and far away moon whose affection he desires.

BigR has seen one too many Picassos. A curve is the reduction of the nose. A face can be reduced to curves. Perhaps BigR really stands for BigReduction.

Strop is nostalgic and pining for a simpler time. His life is hectic and he faces many frightful obstacles in his path that he would rather simply blast and be done with, only life isn't that simple. The bad guys can shoot back and dodge your shots even in video games. And he'd much like to have some time to be able to sit himself in the curve of a chair, or kick someone out of one on his way to it.

jdoggparty. I don't see the original line anywhere.

 

Posted Jan 30, '11 at 8:35am

Strop

Strop

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reton, even for a trace in mspaint, that's so win that should become a meme. Add some wintext to it or something.

Gantic, this is brilliant. Please sir, can I have more?

 

Posted Jan 30, '11 at 8:48am

Strop

Strop

11,085 posts

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And also:

I heard they are finally releasing it too. It's been, what, 14 years?


Yeah, scheduled release date is May 6th or something. And they're "really ****ing bringing it."

Warning: link contains profanity and censored nudity and violence and pretty much everything Duke Nukem has become. And to think the guy used to wear pink sleeveless hunting jackets and watch Oprah in his apartment.*

*read the operating manual of the original Duke Nukem games for this info.
 

Posted Jan 30, '11 at 10:59am

iMogwai

iMogwai

2,107 posts

iMogwai is a lonesome soul in a cold dark world


Well, I do live in Sweden, and it is winter, so good guess. Aside from that, not so good.
 

Posted Jan 30, '11 at 2:52pm

Gantic

Gantic

9,706 posts

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Kagglestackers Linked and gradient for the lose.

Can you show me what this is?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v226/blackcairn/AG/aguda/zapobun.png

 

Posted Jan 30, '11 at 3:06pm

Freakenstein

Freakenstein

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Confused at link, Gantic?

Zapobun has now been punified to Zapowbun. Image explains why:

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/8379/zapowbun.png

See, it was going to originally be a nerd sitting at his computer chair (which you can sorta piece together), but then it turned into a nerd flying into a wall with his chair.

 

Posted Jan 30, '11 at 3:33pm

driejen

driejen

503 posts

It's a roman aqueduct :D
http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/5394/zapobun.png

 

Posted Jan 30, '11 at 4:12pm

gaboloth

gaboloth

1,629 posts

It's obviously a nose. But I'll draw the picture tomorrow.