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bigjacob
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Im back Which means im gonna write some more pointless stories yay!

The Court Of Lol
Chapter 1 :Links Framed

*Everyones in court room*

Judge Mario:Ok everyone settle down settle down.Now Link has been framed for stealing King Dededes Hammer,Link call your lawyer.
Link:Yes sir,meet my lawyer bigjacob
Bigjacob:Hello
Judge Mario:Now state your defense for your client
Bigjacob:I think my client is completely guilty
Batman:Wait what?
Link:OMG What are u doing
Bigjacob:well you already paid me so whats the point.
Fancy Pants Man:Is there any cookies here?
Bowser:Yeah go stand on the target over there
*FPM stands on target*
Fancy Pants Mank now wha*Big Spike falls from ceiling
ALL:HAHAHA
beep bop beep beep
Judge Mario:whats that
Bigjacob:Sry your honor i was writing a story on AG about whats happening
Judge Mario:Well make me look good
Link:I gotta go save zelda and all so can I go?
King Dedede:First give my hammer back!
*Knights walk in room*
Knight Leader:Alright in the name of the Sauce Clan put your hands up!
All:Uh........
Judge Mario:Lets get the heck out of here!
*All runs to door*
All:YAY
*Big donut falls out of sky crushing everyone*
All:No..........

Thats Chapter one ask me if you wanna be a random character in it.

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jaza_m
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I will!

I like cameos :3

bigjacob
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Ok i will name you jaza.


Chapter 2:Jazas on Trial


Judge Mario:Ok jaza is on trial for stealing my brothers bike.
Jaza:I DIDNT DO IT
Judge Mario:Tell that to luigi now shut up
Yoda:I am his lawyer i am.
Judge Mario:Why u talk like that?
Yoda:I do not know young one.
Jaza:Just state the defense
Yoda:You see Jaza didnt do it because at that time he was eating pizza.
Judge Mario:Then who did?
Yoda:Me
c3p0:I never wouldve known
Justin Beiber:Uhhh*Everyone pulls out a gun and shoots JB*
Jaza:Yay hes dead and im not guilty
Judge Mario:Yoda you must pay for your crime by having a lightsaber duel with me
Yoda:Very Well
*Mario Pulls out Purple dual bladed lightsaber while Yoda pulls out a green toy lightsaber*
All:Toy Lightsaber?
Yodaont judge me
*Yoda clashes with mario and marios lightsaber cuts through yodas toy one*
Mario:Muahahahha
*Santa falls out of sky*
Santa:Mario i am your father
Mario:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Jaza:I like where this is going
Donkey Kongoh oahh banana ooh ahh h*throws barrel at mario and mario gets blsated out of room
Yoda:Well that took care of it
Jazah and yoda
Yoda:Ya?
Jaza:I am your father.

bigjacob
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Add me as friend Jaza Also like the story?

v6y
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yea so we can be characters in the story? If so add me

jaza_m
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omgWtfbbq Epic.
Maybe in next chapter V6y will be the mother o:

MoonFairy
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Woah. Dude. This is the best spam story yet!

Chryosten
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Very hilarious. And also a bit random too.

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Chapter 3:Warios Arrested
Judge Mario:What is it this time?
Wario:I kinda turned Ness into a trophy in Super Smash Bros Brawl
v6y:*V6Y starts break dancing on floor*
Judge Mario:Im gonna ignore v6y anyway wario you must pay for your crime.
Wario:How?
Judge Mario:By being shocked with over 9000000 bolts 1000000 times in a row!
v6y:That sounds fun
Jaza:Ill hook him to the chair
Wario:*panics and gets chained to chair*
Jaza:TIME FOR THE SHOCKING
ALLO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
*Wario gets shocked so much hes reduced to ashes*
Judge Mario:I never liked my cousin anyway
*Waluigi walks in*
Waluigi:WHAT U DO TO MY BRO
ALL:Reduced him to ashes
Waluigi:OH YEAH WELL TAKE THIS
*Pulls out a pancake and slaps v6y with it repeatedly*
v6y:Oh come on what did i do?
Waluigi:You Break dance badly!
v6y:Oh yeah i bet you cant do it
Waluigi:Oh yeah watch this
*waluigi break dances epicly and everyone ends up asking for a autograph.
Judge Mario:Someone should turn this into a story.
All:Yep


Anyone else wanna be in.Like it?

Chryosten
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I would like to be in it! Although, the second one is my favourite.

CommanderDude7
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Lol put me in this awesome story.

darkwolf1
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awsesome,good, and funny tipe of storyline.put me in it as well.

bigjacob
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Hmm darkfire and commander dude and darkwolf.....Il write a new story tomorrow and put 2 of u in then put 1 more in story after that.

Kellinger
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Put me in it too. this is so Hilarious. but what ever you don't make me get killed by Chuck Norris. make me get killed by master cheif =P. (if you want me to die that is)

bigjacob
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Chapter 4:Stuff Happens
part 1


*before court starts Kellinger gets killed by a epic punch from chuck norris*
Judge Mario:Time to start the court everyone
All:Ok
Judge Mario:So whos guilty and what happened
darkwolf1:I am and i stole thousands of dollars
Judge Mario:SO U ADMITTED U STOLE STUFF!
darkwolf1ops...........
Bigjacob:Well i say its another round of torture the guilty person!
darkwolf1:No need for that....
Judge Mario:Yes there is,so stand on that target
darkwolf1k........
*stands on target*
darkwolf1:what now
Judge Mario:This*presses red button and darkfire jumps out of a pit and starts strangling darkwolf1*
darkwolf1:OW OWOW OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWOOWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWWOWOWOOWOW
darkfire:take that cretin!now give me the 3000 dollars you stole from me !
Chapter 4 part 2 coming soon

Kellinger
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ok not what i meant. REVIVE ME PLEASE!!! hehe

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