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bigjacob
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Im back Which means im gonna write some more pointless stories yay!

The Court Of Lol
Chapter 1 :Links Framed

*Everyones in court room*

Judge Mario:Ok everyone settle down settle down.Now Link has been framed for stealing King Dededes Hammer,Link call your lawyer.
Link:Yes sir,meet my lawyer bigjacob
Bigjacob:Hello
Judge Mario:Now state your defense for your client
Bigjacob:I think my client is completely guilty
Batman:Wait what?
Link:OMG What are u doing
Bigjacob:well you already paid me so whats the point.
Fancy Pants Man:Is there any cookies here?
Bowser:Yeah go stand on the target over there
*FPM stands on target*
Fancy Pants Mank now wha*Big Spike falls from ceiling
ALL:HAHAHA
beep bop beep beep
Judge Mario:whats that
Bigjacob:Sry your honor i was writing a story on AG about whats happening
Judge Mario:Well make me look good
Link:I gotta go save zelda and all so can I go?
King Dedede:First give my hammer back!
*Knights walk in room*
Knight Leader:Alright in the name of the Sauce Clan put your hands up!
All:Uh........
Judge Mario:Lets get the heck out of here!
*All runs to door*
All:YAY
*Big donut falls out of sky crushing everyone*
All:No..........

Thats Chapter one ask me if you wanna be a random character in it.

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bigjacob
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Darkfire i mean im throwing you whois named dark fire into a burning dark fire.Get it?Its supposed to be a basd pun.

bigjacob
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Chapter5:More Stuff Happens
Part 2 of 3


Hobo:This is good mastah
*Velociraptor walks in*
Velociraptor:I hate people,especially cannibal hobos
Hobo:AHHHHHHH*runs from Velociraptors big mouth*
Professer Mario:Im wondering if its possible for anyone to keep up with the plot of this story
Hectichermit:IM THE NEW HOBO IN TOWN SO GET OUT OF HERE COMMANDER DUDE
Hobo:NEVAH*Hobo hits new hobo then they both laugh and eat Muffins(what i get for writing at 10AM im still hungry)
Darkfire:Im back from the darkfire and i wanna kill Hobo1
Hobo 2:what about me?
Darkfire:IDK did you make me mad?
Hobo 2:Im about too
Darkfire:what do u mean*Hobo 2 throws him into a pit of lava making darkfire die forever*
Velociraptor:Well....*KILLS HOBO 1 AND 2
*Kellinger opens door and says:im back from the Hospital now get ready to die Mario!
Professer Mario:All i did was revive and kill u then revive and kill you again
Kellinger:Hmmm well*gets killde by spiky thing from ceiling*
All:Maybe he will stay dead this time?
*Kellinger rises from dead again*
Kellinger:KNOCK IT OFF
Part 3 coming soon

Kellinger
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

and i am hated so much down there that they won't let me go back.

DeadlyVelociraptor
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Hmm.... Not enough of a role, I'd say.. I'll get a bigger one later, I guess :P

Chryosten
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I refuse to die! I am a ninja so now I shall use my ghost to call my ninja comrades to raid this place!

jacksonghuntington
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O em gee i love this. ur very funny. BEST SPAM STORY EVAR!

Kellinger
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funny spam story what i think

Chryosten
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Just wondering, but have you finished it yet?

bigjacob
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Yeah, this was a pretty funny Spam Fic that I wrote.

I might just do one more chapter....

Chapter 6

Finn attacks a Bear and a Velociraptor eats a Donut

Bigjaob : Sigh..This court is so annoying. Judge Mario, what's the verdict?

Judge : The Decision of the Court is to have Shadow the Hedgehog get shot in the face by Master Cheif.

Bigjacob : Strangely I'm okay with that.

*A long, Bloody Gore thingy happens with Guns fighting Chaos*

Finn : OMG A BEAR STOLE THE ENCHIDRIODIN! ME WILL GET IT BACK!

*Another weird fight ensues*

Judge Mario : I request that this strange boy with a bear hat is removed, along with the...bear.

Velociraptor : RAWRWARW (Request Denied)

Bigjacob : Run for your freakin' lives!

Luigi : But he's about to eat my donut...I won't let it happen!

Judge : Too late.

And then the world exploded.

The End! Because it had to be done.

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