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Chuck norris CAN believe its butter

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. POW!

chuck norris counted BACKWARDS from infinity. Twice. POw

Chuck Norris doesn't turn off the light... He turns the dark off. POW.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got it. POW!

Chuck Norris can divide by zero. POW!

Chuck norris can slam a revolving door... POW!

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there. POW

chuck norris can crap on a ceiling

At age 5, Chuck Norris' mother gave him a toy shovel. He gave the world The Grand Canyon. POW

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

there is no such thing as global warming..... chuck norris just turned the sun up. POW

The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.

It is known through out the world that there was three wise men, but wat was not known is that there was really 4 and the fourth was Chuck Norris and the three wise men gave jesus gold and Chuck gave him the power of the beard and they were jealous of this so they took him out of the bible and Chuck found out and 1 week later the three wise men died of roundhouse kicks
DOUBLE POW