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gameman22
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im bored out of my mind and love vampires and would love it if some 1 would make 1 and post it up for me

if a lot of people write something then others can vote on the best

so please write a story

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phsycomonkey
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There once was a Vampire named Guano. Guano didn't know he was a vampire and was an orphan. One day when he was 108 years old he was adopted (vampires age slowly). Those parents celebrated by going to Mc Donalds. Guano ordered what looked like a really good sandwich, but to his surprise had garlic in it. Guano died within 10 seconds and was never heard of again.
Moral: Don't name someone Guano, then put them up for adoption.
(Hey... I don't see anyone else posting stories XP)

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Once upon a time, there was a vampire. The vampire had a cat, named Bob. One day, Bob ran away. The vampire was very sad, so he ate his neighbour. Eating always cheered him up. Then he went searching for Bob. He looked everywhere. He searched the whole neighbourhood, and the park, and the forest. He even searched his pockets. No Bob. This made him very sad. But when he went home that night, he saw a werewolf lying in front of his door. He was very scared, because werewolves were smelly and had very bad manners, and he was afraid it would cause trouble. As he carefully approached the werewolf, he noticed it was dead. When he got closer, he saw Bob sleeping next to it. Bob had caught a werewolf. The vampire was very happy, because not only had he found his cat, he also had a new doormat. Bob must have remembered that the vampire's birthday was coming up. The vampire picked up Bob, and together they went inside and watched The Simpsons. It was a Halloween episode.

The end.

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Once there is a vampire named Eduard kullan. His skin sparkles so bright that he glows in the dark. One day, while he was hunting his prey, his sparkling skin attracted some vampire hunters and was shot down immediately due to his sparkling making him an easy target.
Moral of the story: Don't be a sparkling vampire

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In the near future human kind invented time travel. Upon said invention of time travel someone decided it would be a good idea to bring Mr. Bram Stoker to the future. This was so that they could show Mr. Stoker the trend his original story, Dracula, created. Mr. Stoker was so depressed over what his classic would become that upon returning to the past he never published it. Thus the terror that is Twilight was never written, along with the terror that is the remakes of the Dracula novel. Sadly Stephen King never wrote 'Salems Lot which is considered only second to Dracular as the best vampire story.

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a vampre named jix came into the woods he found a girl and then he ate her. After that he want walkin without purposea and decided to take a nap in a tree. He woke about at 6:00 AM .Seeing a hoUse nearby he grabbed his saw to brake in. A dog briefly stared and went back to sleep. The vampire saw a table with a soup and ate. then he sat on the couch to watch TV, He then understood that THE house was not occupied by anyone and decided to keep the dog and the house to himself. Then after 7 days wolfman came to his door. He greeted him and they both sat down to wath Tv. They became friends --THE END--

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