Vader, "Yoda, I am yo' second cousin"
Yoda, "Vader, the force is strong within you"
Vader "What da hek, I got no force, I have the darkside"
Yoda "So be it"
Yoda then kicks Vader's azz and to top it off, he takes Vader's 'saber and spits on it, denouncing the name of Vader
Yoda wins all the way.