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Posted May 6, '08 at 12:10am

Nerdius

Nerdius

439 posts

Vader, "Yoda, I am yo' second cousin"
Yoda, "Vader, the force is strong within you"
Vader "What da hek, I got no force, I have the darkside"
Yoda "So be it"
Yoda then kicks Vader's azz and to top it off, he takes Vader's 'saber and spits on it, denouncing the name of Vader
Yoda wins all the way.

 

Posted May 6, '08 at 12:13am

Strategy_guy

Strategy_guy

334 posts

Yoda would win cus supposdly he was one of the strongest jedi other than vadar but vadar uses his emotions to govern him which makes him weaker. Also have you seen yoda fight in the second one he kicks...yea you know.

 

Posted May 6, '08 at 8:47am

Captian_EO

Captian_EO

179 posts

Yoda! Yoyoyoyoyoda! Yoyoyoyoyoda!

 

Posted May 10, '08 at 9:52pm

drakokirby

drakokirby

1,759 posts

Well, this match will be evenly matched. The great Yoda Jedi Master versus the Chosen one, Darth Vader. Yoda would defeat him technique but Yoda would be obliterated by speed attacks and stamina. Overall, they might both killed

 

Posted May 10, '08 at 9:54pm

Karoc

Karoc

455 posts

Yoda is a green midget ninja that would own the heck out of Darth Vader with just plain speed and the force!

 

Posted May 10, '08 at 10:32pm

snickerz

snickerz

7 posts

Yoda would own vader so bad vader need him to wipe his bum.

 

Posted May 10, '08 at 11:49pm

rougehawk

rougehawk

9 posts

YODA FTW

 

Posted May 11, '08 at 1:01am

armorgold

armorgold

296 posts

yoda pwns!

 

Posted May 11, '08 at 1:02am

judge348

judge348

15 posts

pick would i yoda

 

Posted May 11, '08 at 1:22am

Necrotic

Necrotic

217 posts

Yoda would definitely win, Vader is the wimpiest Sith there is, really think about it, even Darth Maul, who people think is stupid because he only lasted one episode (which is not true by the way, he became Cyborg Maul, then Cyber Maul). Yoda would completely pwn Vader, Veder's slow but strong; but that isn't enough to defeat Yoda's lightning fast moves, his wisdom, and his knowledge of the force. Vader can't even do force lightning because of his armor. This would be a much fairer fight if it were Yoda against Anakin in his Pre-Vader form. Once again...wimpy.

Oh yeah and darkokirby, Anakin was the chosen one BEFORE he became Vader, and he lost much of his ability to use the force when he was wounded in the fight against Obi-Wan, the suit didn't do him any good either, it was very heavy and restricted his speed by a huge margin and I don't get what you meant when you said "Yoda would be obliterated by speed attacks and stamina", as I said: Armor restricts speed.