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wolf1991
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Any of you who have read The Malazan Book of the Fallen will understand this thread. Those of you who don't here's the run down:

In the Malazan Book of the Fallen there is something called High Houses, this Houses represent various elements and gods/goddesses. They are represented by cards in what is known as The Deck of Dragons. I thought it would be fun to represent Armor Games in this way. Yes, my view of fun is a little off. I'll be digging through the forums and the site to come up with more houses and places within those houses. Any ideas you might have are appreciated.

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wolf1991
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Hey Wolf, am I not in the High House Elite already?


Like I said it'll all be updated soon enough
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The Deck of Games

High House Awesome
Ruler (Awesome Sandwich Dildo Lightning Shemale Allah Version 2.0.)
Priestess (TackyCrazyTNT)
Knight
Herald
(TheGr8test)
Soldier (wil4813)
Missionary (CalvinDultrey)
Sandwich Builder
Virgin 2.0
(Shortay7562)

High House Art

King
(Parsat)
Queen
Writer
(Maverick4)
Artist (FallenSky)
Musician (delossantosj)
Critic (EnterOrion)
Bard

High House ArmorGames

King
(Cormyn)
Queen (Cormyn's Wife)
Banhammer (Asherlee)
Unknown (Carlie)
Doctor (Strop)
Recluse (jroyster22)
Uncle (MrWalker82)
Economist (NoNameC68)
Moderator (Cenere)
Drifter(Zophia)

High House Debate

King
(MageGrayWolf)
Queen (Asherlee)
Debater (314d1)
Soldier (Highfire)
Herald (E1337)
Politician (HahiHa)
Judge (MrWalker82)
Philosopher (Moegreche)
Convert (Samy)
Logician (Einfach)

High House Tragedy

King
(Wolf1991)
Consort
Knight
(MageGrayWolf)
Guard (PracticalManiac)
Herald
Scribe
Fool
Cripple
(pHacon)

High House Games

King
(SirNoobalot)
Queen (Hypermnestra)
Gamer (CommanderDude7)
Instuction Manual (DealdlyVelociraptor)
Inventor (locoace3)
Stick Figure (Runescape124)
Critic (d_dude)
War Hero
Nerd
(DarthNerd)

High House Sarcasm
King
(Ernie15)
Queen
Jester
(iMogwai)
Champion (thisisnotanalt)
Mason
Mocker
(GhostofMatrix)
Fool (Pazx)

High House Insanity

King
(CalvinDultrey)
Queen
Captain
(Graham)
Washboard (MasterForger)
March Hare (D_dude)
Mad Hatter (Efan)
White Rabbit
Protester
(Dragonblaze052)

High House Religion

King
(cowmaster1)
Queen
Paladin
(Legion1350)
Bishop (redbedhead)
Priest (thepyro222)
Martyr (Paarfam)
Fanatic (Vesperbot
Heretic (ChillzMaster)

High House Counting Time

King
(Knight_34)
Queen (MoonFairy)
Headache (EnterOrion)
Tormentor
Trickster
Scribe
(pHacon)
Watcher (Xzeno)
Ignored (kingjac11)
Newb (Squidbears)

High House Elite

King
(Firetail_Madness)
Queen (Carlie)
Prince (Google567)
Champion (Zega)
Knight (plokkey)
Soldier(Roadripper)
Herald (tennisman24)
Weaver (Knight_34)
Builder (Xcalibur45)
Wanderer (Ernie15)

High House Joy

King
(FloydTC)
Queen (IcyIndia)
Champion
Soldier
(Master565)
Herald
Scribe
Mason
Laugher
(SupaLegit)

High House Silence

King
(FireflyIV)
Consort
Reaver
(Gantic)
Guard
Scribe
Watcher
Waiter
(Deathopper)
Drifter (SheWhoMustNotBeNamed)

Unaligned

Arbiter
(Freakenstein)
Shield (DDX)
Sword (Avorne)
Forum Stalker (Kirby998)
Castle
Point Stealer
(Kevin4762)
Searcher
Mercenary
(Nurvana)
Throne
Sceptre
Buzzkill
(Patrick2011)
Master of The Deck (Wolf1991)

Yeah I know I put this off for a while now, but now it's updated once more. So...rejoice!

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Lolol buzzkill patrick.
I could totally be the bard of art, seems fitting.

Paarfam
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I just realized this existed. I've heard of it, but this is the first time I've ever been here?

I'm a Martyr? Sounds good, I guess. At least I'm there.
I'm surprised I haven't found myself in the house of Insanity. XD

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High House Awesome
Ruler
(Awesome Sandwich Dildo Lightning Shemale Allah Version 2.0.)


Who is Awesome Sandwich Dildo Lightning Shemale Allah Version 2.0?
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High House Writer. Cool.

Who is Awesome Sandwich Dildo Lightning Shemale Allah Version 2.0?


A robot. What else would have a Version 2.0?
Patrick2011
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High House Writer. Cool.


No. You are the Writer in High House Art, not someone in High House Writer.
wolf1991
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Who is Awesome Sandwich Dildo Lightning Shemale Allah Version 2.0?


Lmao! Ask Tacky. Basicially it's the Atheist God.
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Lmao! Ask Tacky. Basicially it's the Atheist God.


*Waits patiently for some idiot to point out the obvious and get all worked up about Atheists being hypocrites and say that we're stupid, while missing this post entirely and looking like a fool afterwards"
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*Waits patiently for some idiot to point out the obvious and get all worked up about Atheists being hypocrites and say that we're stupid, while missing this post entirely and looking like a fool afterwards*

I'll be quiet. Don't worry.
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Maybe somebody else should be chosen as ruler of High House Awesome.

wolf1991
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Maybe somebody else should be chosen as ruler of High House Awesome.


No. I refuse. High House Awesome was created because of the thread I saw on the Atheist God. That being said, the Atheist God shall be Ruler of High House Awesome.
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Excellent, everything seems to be falling in place.

wolf1991
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Excellent, everything seems to be falling in place.


You sound like you want to take over the world...
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You sound like you want to take over the world...

Eeeeeeeexcellent. *rubs hands together*
I still wonder why I got the boring title, however.

Question slightly related: Do you have a description of how those cards would look like? If they are the usual Major arcana type for tarot, or...?
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