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Posted Mar 10, '13 at 1:43am
Terry_The_Disco_King
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Here's dating advice from a 20-year-old guy with a long history of failed relationships: Use a British accent.
Funny you should mention that, actually. Just this summer I was walking down a public beach, cruising for females (I was a loser with nothing to lose). To any American, I have a pretty convincing Australian accent. Had I actually talked to any females on that beach, which I had planned to but never did, I would have used that accent on them and most likely claimed to have been from Melbourne (I practiced that one all down the beach).
I was on vacation for a week. I wasn't looking for anything long-term.
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Posted Mar 10, '13 at 1:56am
Xzeno
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If she'll only have sex with you because of false claims about your nationality, it's rape by fraud. Just a fun fact to throw out there.
Anyway, I was going to provide commentary on the gender swapped partner, but let's focus on the important thing: Strop has a girlfriend?!??!?!!?
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Posted Mar 10, '13 at 7:18am
Strop
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To any American, I have a pretty convincing Australian accent. Had I actually talked to any females on that beach, which I had planned to but never did, I would have used that accent on them and most likely claimed to have been from Melbourne (I practiced that one all down the beach).
Oh oh oh I wish I was your wingman, then the ladies could hear what a real Melbourne accent sounded like. Because I'm an Australian. Living in Melbourne.
Strop has a girlfriend?!??!?!!?
I knew you'd notice. The short answer is yes, and I got a good feeling about this.
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Posted Mar 10, '13 at 1:44pm
Xzeno
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The short answer is
I don't care about the short answer. I'll be on AIM and Skype :3
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Posted Mar 10, '13 at 3:31pm
pangtongshu
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If she'll only have sex with you because of false claims about your nationality, it's **** by fraud. Just a fun fact to throw out there.
You hear that guys..don't let 'em know you are faking it!
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Posted Mar 10, '13 at 10:09pm
Terry_The_Disco_King
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If she'll only have sex with you because of false claims about your nationality, it's **** by fraud.
Say the accent was only a catalyst in the process of getting the girl to talk to you.... would that fun fact still apply?
Oh oh oh I wish I was your wingman, then the ladies could hear what a real Melbourne accent sounded like. Because I'm an Australian. Living in Melbourne.
Well that's a bit of a problem if you're all the way in Melbourne. Your accent wouldn't exactly be exotic in that location.
But if you were my wingman, they wouldn't necessarily be attracted to my fake Australian accent anyway. Some wingman you'd be if you ended up getting the girl and I didn't. :P
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Posted Mar 10, '13 at 10:15pm
MattEmAngel
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Being a wingman would only work if the other guy DIDN'T have a British accent, because then you'd get a love triangle.
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Posted Mar 10, '13 at 10:18pm
Terry_The_Disco_King
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Being a wingman would only work if the other guy DIDN'T have a British accent, because then you'd get a love triangle.
Yeah, that's why I figured I've always had to be my own wingman. If I had someone else do it, they'd probably end up with the girl and I'd be the third wheel in a relationship I intended to engineer for myself.
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Posted Mar 11, '13 at 12:17am
Xzeno
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Say the accent was only a catalyst in the process of getting the girl to talk to you.... would that fun fact still apply?
Of course. The if... then of the statement is unambiguous.
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Posted Mar 11, '13 at 12:50am
xeano321
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The short answer is yes, and I got a good feeling about this.
Do we all get invited to your wedding?
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