I've noticed the increase in threads being made about problems with relationships and dating. Now, I have no problem with the subject matter. No, my problem is with the amount of threads people are creating about it.
Judging by all these threads being made about the same thing, it's safe to say it's inevitable for these questions to be asked; and since the answers to these relationship/dating questions are generally very similar, putting all the questions in one thread saves time and posting.
No, this is not a thread where you specifically ask me for advice; I don't know very much about this subject. I'm simply the guy who has created the thread so you can post your questions for anybody to answer.
So if you have a question about dating or relationships, or anything along those lines, ask it here, wait for someone to reply here, and don't make a new thread about it!
I can't think of a clever enough way to say no while simultaneously expressing how ridiculous such an idea is, so I'll just use some hackneyed responses that you would expect from an old-fashioned, uptight, old rich person, and hope you get the general idea.
Valentine's Day? Ha! Well, I never! The very idea! After all these years! I never thought I'd see the day! Have you lost your mind? Such nonsense!
