This is story. I am just writing as I feel like it.
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*cough* Ahem *cough*.
The kitchen was filled with delicious smells - specifically, pumpkin spices. Tony opened the oven door and took the pumpkin pie out of the oven. A whiff of pickle suddenly pierced through the delicious smells. Tony turned around.
"Hi, I'm Terrence. Nice to meet you."
"Yo. Welcome to my house." A sudden realization swept over Tony. "Hey! What are you doing in my house?"
"I'm just taking your pie. It is now a federal law that any pumpkin pie belongs to the president now." Terrence motioned to Tony for the pie.
Tony handed the pie over to Terrence. "Really?"
"No. I'm just a ninja." With that said, Terrence made a tiny explosion, and he was gone, nowhere to be seen.
Tony picked up the phone and dialed 9-1-1. "Hey, I'd like to report a pie theft."
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"Tell me what happened." The policeman glared at Tony through his dark sunglasses.
"Uh, well, there was a man - he called himself Terrence - he said that he needed to take my pumpkin pie because it was a federal law to hand all pumpkin pies over to the president. I asked him if that was true, and he just said, no, that he was a ninja. Then he disappeared."
"Mm. I see. Well, ninjas do seem to be very attracted to pumpkin pies - I suppose it's just another theft. Good day."
"Wait, that's all?"
The policeman looked around. "Yes, for now. Good bye." The policeman left Tony's apartment.
Tony sighed. He started to nod his head... And... Then closed his eyes...
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Tony jerked his eyes open. He stood up from the chair. The oven was on. The kitchen was filled with delicious smells of pumpkin pie. Tony walked over to the oven, opened the door, and took out the pie...
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Yeah. It's one of those stories.