Hey guys and gals... thought i'd start a thread on the worst (or best if it's THAT amazing) pick-up lines, I don't really have many so I thought I'd let you guys have a rummage through your heads to find what nonsense lives in it, here's my best one:
Guy: NARWHAL! Girl: ? Guy: Well that's an ice-breaker I'll have your name and number please
And I feel so proud of my little thread here :' It's all grown up... Oh yeah a little Shakespearianesque (new word?) one:
Ha! That's funny, I remember when my first thread got popular... The week I joined AG! Good luck, and go get some new ideas for great soon-to-be threads!
Anyways... Guy: How's it going? Girl: Ok, I guess. Who are you? Guy: Wanna sleep with me?
My friend invited her boyfriend over to her pool, and i was there, so she told him to invite his friend too. We talked for a while, and he was staring at me all wierd. I tried to get his attention, and he didnt say anything. Finally, he shook himself and said "Sorry, I was lost in your eyes." Later, when my friends boyfriend had to leave, his friend had to go too, because he didnt have a ride. When he gave me a hug, I made some comment about how I could feel his heart beating. He told me, "Its beating for you." LOL. Sweet but cheezy. I love this guy...