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AceofSky
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So say your home alone and this random stranger knocks on your door. What do you do?

Do you answer it like a fool? Do you knock back? Or what?

(List Things You Do)

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samabizzle
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I would casually open the door and say "Wow. Pizza delivery service sure is quick these days."
I would then continue to argue with him until he either gives me the pizza or gives up and walks off.

JunkAngel
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I'd open the door. If the stranger serves no intrest to me, I'd simply close the door.

swagman
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I'd keep the door closed and wait till he leaves.
if he was armed I would call the cops

niztlipot
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if the stranger is a girl i openened the door =)

thugtastic
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punch his lights out call the cops and plead to the 5th

EmperorPalpatine
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if the stranger is a girl i openened the door =)


ROFL! I completely agree. All the other ones like
I'd Take A M16 And Pop A Couple Of Bullets In The Mofo

didn't consider that.
destruction101
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I would open the door, and act like some crazy man and go wild making weird noises. Then I would slam the door and walk away!

super_punk
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If it's one of those Jehovah's Witnesses, I just wait for them to leave

Binary_Illusion
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The only way to answer the door when you do not know who the person at the door is, is to look outside BEFORE opening the door, people these days do some crazy S@#^! And you don't want to let them into your house, do you? Secondly, if you absolutely feel the need to open the door even though you have no idea who this person is, wait till a bigger, older, person gets home.

Don't make your presence aware if you have no intentions of opening the door, so just lay low, and turn off the TV and other things that make noise. They will go away sooner or later.

Nater
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Open the door and invite them for a hot cop of joe.

But nah I just open the door and ask them what they want.

PlasmaMan
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I guess it depends on who they are.

Postman= Tell them that they want the house next door. (i usually never order anything)

Some religious thing= Crank up the TV

Gun wielding maniac= Take a shower.

Anyone else= Won't answer the door

I've got this one way window on my door so I can see who they are but they can't see me.

Conflicted
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I might be a little weird, but I actually answer the door?

notinthepie3
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I never answer the door. Ever. Once my grandpa's friend or something came over to our house and I still didn't open the door, because I've always been told to not open the door EVER!! I didn't know that that's who it was so...

jstevensgt
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open the door naked holding a 12 guage and politely say Hi would you like to come in?

KXIsystem
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I've got this one way window on my door so I can see who they are but they can't see me.


I need to get one of those.
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