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Armor Games Presidential Campaign 2011

Posted Jul 1, '11 at 6:17pm

CommanderDude7

CommanderDude7

2,408 posts

All credit for this idea comes from this thread.
The object of this is to elect a president of Armor Games through a series of challenges such as poster making, slogan creation and speeches.

I will be the sole judge, unless I decide otherwise, and to enter simply post a picture of your candidate and a short description of the candidate.

Rules!
All the usual rules of AG. Also keep political attack ads to yourself unless asked for.

Deadline for all candidates will be the 11th of July. There is no limit to candidates so join, join, join!

 

Posted Jul 1, '11 at 7:08pm

FallenSky

FallenSky

1,716 posts

This is hilarious. I was always good with public speeches but here on the internet, in english...hmm, I don't know, I'll think about it.

 

Posted Jul 1, '11 at 7:11pm

dudeguy45

dudeguy45

2,594 posts

The problem with speeches, or anything really is that it is hard to portray sarcasm etc. On the internet.

 

Posted Jul 1, '11 at 7:16pm

Hectichermit

Hectichermit

1,150 posts

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/ … n
Heres
my candidate...idk he doesn't wear a suit,

Basically hes a wandering herbalist, now that might not make him qualified to run a country but when it comes to making people happy, and enemies dazed and confused he is an expert at that.

btw what would be some of the political issues a president will have to deal with in Armorland...

 

Posted Jul 1, '11 at 7:18pm

Hectichermit

Hectichermit

1,150 posts

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/182/7/3/smallerhec_by_hectichermit-d3kowdd.png

Basically hes a wandering herbalist, now that might not make him qualified to run a country but when it comes to making people happy, and enemies dazed and confused he is an expert at that.

btw what would be some of the political issues a president will have to deal with in Armorland...

sorry forgot the tages

 

Posted Jul 1, '11 at 9:01pm

aknerd

aknerd

1,275 posts

There is no limit to candidates

Can I have more than one candidate? I mean, they could be running mates or something.

http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx182/aknerd/IMG_0656.jpg

Tired of spending 364 days of the year in exile, Santa has finally decided to use his innate knowledge of morality to lead a country (err... website) to the "nice list". But is he the real deal? Is he truly... Jolly? Or just a Mall Santa gone senile? Only time will tell...

And yes, I made that using dry erase markers.

 

Posted Jul 1, '11 at 11:11pm

CommanderDude7

CommanderDude7

2,408 posts

btw what would be some of the political issues a president will have to deal with in Armorland

Hmm perhaps smooth transition to AG3, overseeing mods in their duty to protect AG from spam and trolls etc. Id go deeper but a later challenge prevents me.

Can I have more than one candidate? I mean, they could be running mates or something

Well I meant that more as in anyone can join until the deadline comes. Running mates would make it too complicated for me.

 

Posted Jul 2, '11 at 12:29am

iMogwai

iMogwai

1,754 posts

My candidate follows below:


Are you tired of politicians who lie all the time? Are you tired of politicians who will not allow your voice to be heard?

Ladies, gentlemen and evil killer cyborgs from outer space, I present to you the next Armor Games president:

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/1313/namnlszi.png

Billy the Box!

Billy once transported groceries for a store, and when his work was done, they threw him out on the street. He received no money, and he had no home. Unlike regular hobos, he couldn't live in a cardboard box either, because that would be very, very awkward.

Billy has witnessed* these injustices firsthand, and now he's prepared to change** the world for the better!

So why should you vote for him? Well, unlike a regular politician, Billy is incapable of lying, as well as speaking. He is a candidate you can trust to fulfill each and every one of his promises***!

Billy will accept**** any suggestion you have, simple write it down on a note and put it in the slot on his top, and he will carry it with him for ever, even though he will be unable to read it.

So ladies, gentlemen, killer cyborgs, when you cast your votes, vote for Billy. Because a vote for Billy is far from silly.

Vote for Billy.
Vote for Billy.
Vote for Billy.
Vote for Billy.

The following corrections are unimportant and you are not required or encouraged to read them.
___________________________________________
*Billy is incapable of seeing and has not literally witnessed these injustices, the statement was meant figuratively. Unfortunately, I am unable to explain the real meaning, but I assure you, Billy is the right candidate for you.

**Billy is incapable of making any real decisions, and change is thus unlikely. However, I assure you, Billy is the right candidate for you.

***Guarantee does not extend to promises made by his employees. Still, I assure you, Billy is the right candidate for you.

****Though Billy will accept all suggestions, you will be unable to visit Billy on weekdays, holidays and days beginning with S. Though I assure you, Billy is the right candidate for you.

My real talent is not in art, but in bull****ting. Hope you don't mind.

And I realize I talk to the voters in plural, it's just to make it more, you know... Awesome.

 

Posted Jul 2, '11 at 5:15pm

CommanderDude7

CommanderDude7

2,408 posts

My real talent is not in art, but in bull****ting. Hope you don't mind.

Thats fine as bull****ting is what politics mostly is.

Congrats to our first three candidates! Hopefully more rise up to join the race!

 

Posted Jul 2, '11 at 7:00pm

dudeguy45

dudeguy45

2,594 posts

Sir Leonard, The Grammatically Incorrect

u shud vot for me 4 prezident cuz u wont hav 2 rite stuf aneemor!

Ill chanje thegs!

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_i-S7cuKlnGM/TTfOHXeigzI/AAAAAAAAACk/gDap6M6EdXM/s1600/top%2Bhat%2Bman.jpg&imgrefurl=http://talkfromthetuckus.blogspot.com/2011/01/we-made-it-baby-yeaaaahhhhh-baby-yeahhh.html&usg=__xRL4qAUibF6PSdRilQaWkMWDVTc=&h=605&w=386&sz=33&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=HW1ExY6eHUXLcM:&tbnh=158&tbnw=109&ei=_6IPTtySD5S_gQeixPzKDQ&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dman%2Bwith%2Btop%2Bhat%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1024%26bih%3D607%26gbv%3D2%26tbm%3Disch&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=521&page=1&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:16,s:0&tx=74&ty=121

 
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