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Posted Jul 21, '11 at 6:58pm

xfirealchemistx

xfirealchemistx

377 posts

The worst movie I've ever seen...All the movies on the Lifetime Channel.

 

Posted Jul 21, '11 at 11:12pm

pauler94

pauler94

2,449 posts

Super High Me. It's basically Supersize Me but with Marijuana. I HATE marijuana (it was on instant on Netflix). I was curious because I thought it would be informative. Instead, it was just an hour and a half of me thinking, "I want to run this guy over with a truck." It was very biased, and the information was wrong in every way possible because it was not precise at all. And it was intended to be funny. It wasn't funny at all. I want to get every copy from amazon and burn them all. No kidding

 

Posted Jul 22, '11 at 12:21am

EmperorPalpatine

EmperorPalpatine

4,972 posts

The worst movie I've ever seen...All the movies on the Lifetime Channel.

Amen to that! They're all about chicks killing their husbands/boyfriends so they can be with someone else.

 

Posted Jul 22, '11 at 2:14am

FloydTC

FloydTC

2,851 posts

All the movies on the Lifetime Channel.

why would you even be watching that channel?

 

Posted Jul 22, '11 at 5:43am

GamerLynx

GamerLynx

32 posts

I've seen a lot of bad movies, but most are so bad they're hilarious. The worst movie that I can't laugh at, umm...I can think of three equally bad and offensive chick flicks that I sat through recently. (If you are a girl who thinks these movies are accurate representations of the gender, stop shaming us and realize they make us look really bad!)

-The Ugly Truth: stupid, offensive to both genders, vulgar for no good reason, and written by the lead actress and her mother as a vehicle

-Bride Wars: stupid, offensive, never funny, too much like and teenage drama, and nothing came out of it by the end - the titular war could never have happened without changing the outcome

-What Women Want: Mel Gibson writes what he thinks goes on in girls' heads 24/7. I can't relate to a single girl in the movie, despite literally knowing exactly what they're thinking.

 

Posted Jul 22, '11 at 12:39pm

bschnauzer7

bschnauzer7

294 posts

Transformers 3 was bad, and it might have been okay if they had added more Predacons. They only had Laserbeak, Ravager (in the 2nd movie), and sorta the scorpion in the first movie. If they had put in Scourge, no one would have survived. Plus, the action scenes would have been better ( and more frequent). No one cares about the main character's feelings! the reason I wanted to watch Transformers was to see giant robots punch each other!

 

Posted Jul 22, '11 at 7:22pm

EmperorPalpatine

EmperorPalpatine

4,972 posts

why would you even be watching that channel?

I don't. I was just flipping thru channels one day and WTF a lady is rolling up her car window to crush her husband's neck when he leaned in to kiss her and wish her a safe trip to wherever. That channel is messed up!

 

Posted Jul 22, '11 at 7:47pm

ShopwornSoul

ShopwornSoul

107 posts

I'm going to go with a toss-up between with Gus Van Sant's "Last Days" or Vincent Gallo's "The Brown Bunny". Both are terrible, terrible films that contain some of the most pretentiously un-artistic filmmaking I've ever witnessed. "Last Days"  is the kind of movie where an almost three minute long shot of nothing but a television playing a music video on MTV is one of the highlights and the less said about "The Brown Bunny" the better. Utter trash, both of them.

 

Posted Jul 23, '11 at 6:28pm

TDOG422

TDOG422

330 posts

im not suprised that almost nowon knos about monsters or monkey man. No not that pixar movie, Monsters inc.; monsters. rent it from red box or blockbuster express or watever its called, get monsters, and let me just say my baby sister wouldn't be scared, and shes TWO.

If you get it watch it, you'll think somthing scary is going to happen, but its either huge things mating, getting surounded by cows, yep cows, or some other crap. But there is one part, just it's funnyer watching it on a disc than computer, but watch and forever want to see that movie. than after watching you'd probably never want to see it again.

Oh and monkey man, me, my dad, and my older brother only watched like 2 minites befor turning it of.

srry can't find the vid on youtube, but one thing for that scene. quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, woof!

 

Posted Jul 25, '11 at 1:15pm

05ni3l04

05ni3l04

8 posts

it'll probably be  one of those tapes that clean your VHS or something like that XD well actually it would be cheerleader ninjas disturbing and very nasty it makes my stomach churn thinking of it. But i think some(a very small amount. VERY!) people would enjoy it. watch it for yourselves. :D